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Lars

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  1. Have some of those Angels on Horseback Mace, that'll fix you right up!
  2. Lars: And now, this week's sermon is from our despis.. er, beloved Justicar, Joe Shaw. Joe Shaw: And now people. And now people. When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound. I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound. What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost SSNs. And I'm talking about the souls of modern men and women, forsaken from this Challenge. Wait a minute, those lost jangle SSNs roamin' unseen over the earth, seek the divine Taunt, they'll not find. Because it's too late... too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the Taunt they once chose not to follow! Alright, alright, don't be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Mother Beautiful Thread cometh, as a thief in the night. Sod Off. Kniggets: Sod Off. Joe Shaw: Do you see the Taunt? Kniggets: Challenge someone specific! Joe Shaw: Do you see the TAUNT?! Kniggets: Sound off like you have a pair!! Joe Shaw: DO you SEE the TAUNT?!! Kniggets: Do not sound off about your pair!!! Joe Shaw: DO YOU SEE THE TAUNT!!! Ted: What taunt? Joe Shaw: HAVE YOU SEEN THE TAUNT?!!!! The rest of the SSNs: Yes, yes! Jesus H. tapdancin' Christ, We have seen the Taunt! Joe Shaw: Praise Berli. Kniggets: And SOD OFF!!!!! {edited on a first ssn come, first ssn served basis} [ December 20, 2002, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  3. "C'mon Shaw, go get the Scot like you said you could, unless you want to destroy a Knigget's faith in his Leige!"
  4. 100 to 0, my Liege? I feel like Sylvester Jr. Where ever I go, people will point at me and say "There goes the Knight who's Liege was thrown about by a Scot!" 100 to 0? Oh, the humiliation... Best wishes to your Mum, Leo. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t refill the ice cube tray. That's All Folks!
  5. So what? Why do we need to celebrate the other guy's brat anyway?</font>
  6. Or as annoying. Happy B-Day Delaney SSN Hint Of The Day: Blow out other people’s birthday candles. Now sod off.
  7. SSN Hint Of The Day: It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day. Now sod off.
  8. Basically, because ground attack aircraft are to low and fast for them to hit. B-17s and other high level bombers are not modeled in the game because they weren’t used for direct ground support in the time span represented by the game, i.e. when friendly forces were in close proximity. They were mostly used for interdiction behind the immediate front lines. If you would like to shoot at aircraft with those 88s, design a scenario with only your forces and enemy high level bombers. Won’t be very much fun. Otherwise, shoot tanks with those 88s and enjoy.
  9. Do you always have to beg for it? Silly question, let me rephrase that. Do you always have tell us you have to beg for it?
  10. Ever buy your girlfriend a fur? Ever wonder what they do with the rest of the fox? Hmm, Hortlund..., girlfriend..., guess not.... Now, if you were a real porn star, you could have at least gotten close to a woman. But, being a Swedish flop, I guess you'll just be stuck with the starring role in those "other" movies. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
  11. Funny, that's the same mistake OGSF made. R_Leete and OGSF, separated at birth? SSN Hint Of The Day: Name drop. Now sod off.
  12. Poor King Tiger, it doesn't stand a chance. Just ask OGSF.
  13. You are new at this, aren't you. He can still play with one bullet, just make sure it's a semi-auto. Joe for Prez!!!! Given that the gubermint has lifted it's policy on assassination, wouldn't he just be doing his patriotic duty if he shoots himself? SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave the price tag on presents. Now sod off.
  14. Sometimes you just have to shake your head at the state of the youth these days. Anybody else counting on getting their Social Security?
  15. Finally! A true red blooded Republican.</font>
  16. Panzerleader Out Of Thread POOT SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave the concert during the solo or before the clapping starts. Now sod off.
  17. Oh, I'm sure you have been many times. {edited to point out that I was proven right in a mere five minutes} [ December 12, 2002, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]
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