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Dear dalem, You are correct. I noticed the typo a while ago and didn't feel like fixin it or doing somfink. It's probably time to change it anyway. With any luck you have all purchased the CD by now and enjoyed the song (as a side note either Squeeze or Glen Tilbrook did a GREAT cover of the song...also worth checking out). Love, Elvis

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Dear Buzzcut, A file was sent last night. It is one of Andreas byte battles. I have called the file "I'm with Buzzy" (some Americans will get the refference). Love, Elvis

Dear Buzzard, On second thought let me send you one of the scenarios that Andreas sent me for playtesting. Love, Elvis

Dear Buzzsaw, And try not to make it one of those fookin QBs. I have only played like 2 of those things with CMBB and they always seem uninteresting. They tend to make me care about whether or not I win. A good scenario makes me care about losing less because there is usually something cool about it to make it worth playing. Love, Elvis

Dear Buzzsaw, I take exception to one of you comments. There are some people who call me "John the Human Tripod". Feel free to send a set. I am walking out the door to go to work now so I don't have time to send a set up myself. Keep in mind my numbering conditions though or don't even bother. Love, Elvis

Dear Peng, The mess you are referring to was called "Road to Moskow". It was a foul piece of nastiness that left me limp and asking for a smoke once we had finished. Well worth taking for a spin. A thoughtful fenzy of a battle. Lots of unpleasant things where done to me and by me and all without the courtesy of a reacharound. Love, Elvis

Dear tiny_tim, Take your emoticons and sod off. Love, Elvis

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I wonder if it is possible for BFC to create a special "permenate preorder" for me? Just pop my name on it and have them send me all CM titles when they are released. Then I don't even have to think....which is my normal state.

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Dear Becket, You are correct that the refresh monkeys crashed the site when the "gold" CMBO demo was released. When the "beta" CMBO demo was released things were much more civlized. The site crash caused me the problem of having a correct memeber number but incorrect "member since" date. I still wish there was a way to fix that. I almost look like a newbie. Love, Elvis

Dear Seanachai, Why? Poking the tiger? Look where that got Roy. Love, Elvis

Dear Pusbags Yeah Hiram beat...it took song long to play the feekin thing I almost forgot we had a game going. Noba and I played to a draw in a nifty I must go to the despot and post a review tank battle. He did some really neat stuff but would have fallen if the game hadn't ended when it did. Sour grapes here but at least the bastard has never beaten me. Peng...getting overrun by conscripts. Berli....he is the Devil. Andreas..M.I.A. Ms. Sedai...see Hiram notes. Thank you all for letting me bore you. Love, Elvis

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Dear Peng, You are a showoff and a bottom feeder. Stop your posting at once. Love, Elvis

Dear Noncarers, Noba is correct. He executed one of the more amazing tank moves I have ever seen. Unfortunately for him the element of surprise is gone and the rest of the battle will be mine to determine. Hiram, he wished. Ms. Sedai, too slow of turn around time for me to remember. Leeo, nasty nasty ugly Peng looking battle that he is soon to die in. Berli, in our 2nd battle of our operation he finally chewed up my initial forward units and seems to be under the impression that he is cutting right through my forces...this is exactly what I want him believe. Andreas, another operation where I have outflanked him so badly and my troops are so deep that I think he believes they are his. Peng, brutal little piece of evil that Berli created. Horrid operation (that's right I have 3 operations going at the same time). Trenches, trees, darkness and certain death for our weak chinned friend Peng. Love, Elvis

Dear Homer, Using crews as an assault force. Although I rarely use any of the tactics described here as gamey I have always in the back of my mind thought that anything that can be done in CM is not gamey. BFC has done a pretty good job of making it not worth using crews and jeeps and such for their unintended purpose. Especially crews. The point loss from their death is usaully not worth any help they could provide by using them offensively. Love, Elvis

Dear Hans, I would like that T-26 mod. Sounds like one that I would use. Love, Elvis

Dear Modders and nonModders, Don't use them. Not for any specific reasons, just can't be bothered. This does remind me of a kinda funny Hiram story. He was over my house one day playing hotseat CMBO and refused to continue playing because he was so used to the snow mods that he couldn't stand to look at the screen anymore with no mods. Love, Elvis

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Dear Seanachai, I thought he was Andreas stalker. Love, Elvis