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Dear Minnions (are there 3 Ns in that or 2?), I will take the lack of response as a "no". Cowards. Love, Elvis

P.S. I know I live in the party central area of a large city and have a Saturday night to do whatever I want and have chosen to sit home and play wargames online and it makes me appear to be a slug. That is because I am.

Dear Maggots, Mrs Elvis and lil Elvis are away for the night and Peng is in D.C. In about an hour to hour and a half I'll be looking for a TCP game. If any of you heartless scum are interested drop me an email. But first I need some beer and tequila. Love, Elvis

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Dear Slugs, I don't know if any of you morons know that Hunter S. Thompson regularly contributes to ESPNs "Page2" section. His current offering is a classic. Talking about out idiot son of an a**holes comments that he fell asleep before halftime of the SuperBowl. Here is a piece of it and the link. It is worth checking ESPNs site weekly for new articles. "This is no time for the "leader of the free world" to be falling asleep at massively-popular sporting events. He is already trailing heavily in polls among football fans and young males who would do anything to see a naked female nipple during halftime at the Super Bowl." http://espn.go.com/page2/s/thompson/040218.html With love, Elvis

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Dear Your Majesty, You're doing a lot of singing these days.....are you feeling alright? Love, Elvis

Dear Matt, Thanks. Love, Elvis

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Dear MrSpkr, I am hoping the mailman because our mailman is really hot. Smokin. Love, Elvis

Dear Mace, Thank you. I (no lie) had written a P.S. to you saying that this type of thing happens from having sex with a human but I thought I would be cheapening my high. Love, Elvis

Dear Everyone, I just received some amazing news. I am on cloud nine. Mrs. Elvis told me that there will be another lil' Elvis in our lives. I am excited beyond words. Feelin the love, Elvis

Dear Kitty, I saw no planes. Love, Elvis P.S. dalem if you thought it was a trap for the Allies go and play it.

Dear Entraildrippings, Have any of youse guys played the CMAK scenario "Surrounded"? I just finshed it against Kitty and we both agreed that it wasn't very balanced. I am curious if it was just the way we played it or if BFC could really have put such a lopsided battle on the disc. I kinda feel bad because I am the one that picked the thing. Love, Elvis

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Dear Lesbians, One mention of Wankers and you all come out of the woodwork (pun intended). Love, Elvis

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Dear Kitty, Update on challenge......The only playtest scenario that Andreas has sent me that I haven't played yet is an operation so if that doesn't work I'll go to the scenario despot. Love, Elvis

Dear Kitty, Pick your poison, Lass. Are you carrying CMAK yet? If so I will be happy to send a file from a scenario on the disc. If not I will send one of Andreas recent playtest scenarios. All I need to know, M'lady, is which side and which game your prefer. Love, Elvis

Dear Noncaring Public, Game(y) updaates...... Leeon is a no good cheating scum. However he has proven to be an easy mark for me and I am once again teaching him a thing or two. When we finish and he has stopped crying I will grant him a rematch. I say this hoping that it really is true although any sane person looking at this map would have commited. Andreas says he is having modem issues and will be out the hunt until 12/30. Probably just as well for me. Peng, hee hee hee....oh that was a good one. Ms. Sedai hasn't sent a file in a few months. I must assume that Hiram has poisoned her mind and given her some (possibly all) of his bad habits. Let's just hope that he hasn't given her his hairy back as well. Kitty continues to hide and avoid playing a game. She is probably still pissed about our last one (I really didn't mean any offense and have said I'm sorry). All my other battles are against real people. Love, Elvis

Dear Steve, Thoughts are with yo Dawg. Love, Elvis

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