BFCElvis

Dear Malakovski, I did send the file the other night (or thought I did). I will attempt to resend tonight. Love, Elvis

Dear Nebbiolo, While I prefer premade (they are usually far more interesting...even the unbalanced ones) I am certainly willing to play my 2nd CMBB QB against the likes of you. I will send a 1500 point somethingorother when I get home from work this evening (unless you want to send one sooner). While I loath to play people that have higher than a 3 digit member number I am always willing to do my part to support newbies. If you insist on playing v1.02 then I will oblige you. However it is newbies like you that should be ashamed of yourselves for not helping the good folks at BFC shake out the possible bugs in v1.03 when asked for help. Shame on you. Shame shame shame. Love, Elvis

Dear Hammerheads, Does anyone in this thread even return files anymore. The poser Malakovski has had all day to post sily rebutals to nonsense but has failed to send a file back. Has Hiram left a legacy? Love and kisses, Elvis

Dear Nebbiolo, I can handle many games at once. I currently have 5 going (this does not include those punks Hiram and MsSedai because they are too cheap to download the beta patch). I am certainly willing to smack you around like the little welp that you are. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool. (I haven't used that in a while...damn it feels good.) If you have the courage to send a set up file then so be it. That silly King of the Hill scenario seems to be the one everyone sends me but I have been stuck in the middle of it with MsSedai forever (see above). Love, Elvis

Who is Malakovski?

One of you knuckleheads has taken up my challenge.

Dear Pussdrinkers, OK....Whatshisnamenewguywhomentionedthefaqthread has made me feel like I haven't been a part of this silly thread for a while. Since I know by hanging out a little more I will piss off a section of the population here and slam the rest with a massive dose of apathy I am ready to make a limited return. It is time for the nearly unbeatable Elvis to offer his services to the sodden masses. Any challenger is free to send me the set up file of his(or her) choice. I don’t care what type of battle or which side. I have only played one QB since CMBB was released because I generally find premade scenarios to be more interesting. I also have 2 byte battles left that I am to playtest for Germansissy and would be happy to give one of them a whirl. Any of you scumbags with the hearts of rats and morals of seahorses try to send me a numbered file and the you will receive and immediate surrender from me. Nothing hurts more than to spend all the time it takes to set up a battle and receive a turn 1 surrender. So someone send me a setup now. I don’t care who it is but there are several long timers who have been too yeller to take a try at me. Love, Elvis

Wankers.

I tried to set this up for a PBEM with Peng and, of course, encountered the same things everyone else has. I told Berli (he designed it) that I would leave it in my will so that my 2 year old son may be able to someday give it to his grandson and be able to play it.

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CONGREATS!!!!! You'll have a lot of fun (little sleep but a lot of fun).

What is a modified executable?

Why would you need to switch discs to change what version you are using? And why would you not upgrade all games you are playing to at least v1.02?

Dear Ms. Sedai, I feel it is my duty as a long time CM player (check the member number) to assit BFC any way that I can in advancing their product and its development. They have called upon the CM community to help them shake out any bugs in the newest (and probably last) patch so that they can move forward and work on getting new products into our hands sooner. If that means I have to update PBEM files from time to time then that is a price I am happy to pay. Love, Elvis P.S. Where's me fookin file.

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My biggest wish.....I had always dreamed of an incredible WW2 game that gave me all the feel that I had with SL/ASL and then CMBO came out and exceeded my woldest dreams.....My wish now is for a game that takes that to a level I haven't even thought of.

Oh you cheeky little buggers. Merry Christmas I guess.

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Exactly!!!!!!

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