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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: quark Suck more like it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd like to take this further and nominate Phan's suckiness as that mysterious dark matter force...it has a repulsive nature to it! Mace
  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Just finished a TCP/IP with Hiram and won on turn 15 out of 20 by a score of 100 to 0. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Phan, A fine achievement to be proud of, 'cause some may equal that result, but no one, NO ONE, will better it! Give yourself a pat on the back! Mace
  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: After thinking for a short while, he decided the first step should be to . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...probe for anti-personal mines using his feet then, if he survives,...
  4. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ACTOR: Mace come and dance with me! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would, but some nong is blocking your email addy! I think I have your email saved at home, but drop me a line on rknight1@bigpond.net.au just in case, and we can work something out. Mace
  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ACTOR: If you want to play PBEM let me know.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey Actor, you can add me to your dance card if ya got room, I loves to Tango! Mace btw ccc34, welcome aboard, I am sure the CM Borg will be along eventually to assimilate you!
  6. If it means delaying the release of CM2, I think a major redevelopment/redesign of the site can wait! Mace
  7. Infopop huh? Nothing like a step backwards in functionality (must be Government IT people)! Mace
  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...right...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...hand, even though his left hand was always willing and able! In fact, it was always an honour for his left hand to perform its task of providing pleasour to Gustav. However rumour had it that the hand did like to take a detour to Gustav's throat every now and then and try to throttle him! It was said that his right hand would rather... (there ya go Phillies Phan, got the 4 words in! )
  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: "“Star War” fans in Australia have been forbidden from listing their religion as “Jedi” on census forms. . . ."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bugger! Mace
  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: the story usually involves the fictional exploits of the bumpers...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> .. you mean it's not real?!! :eek: Mace [ 04-23-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  11. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Sounds awful... I'm game.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Correction...gamey Mace
  12. Only if you pay for my ticket over to the USA? *hopes* btw, gonna post the pictures anywhere? I got this B25 model just waiting to be built and I need the references! Mace
  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: He was about to burn the complaint when . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...he was distracted by the sudden arrival of a large number of penguins indulging in perhaps the largest orgy ever recorded (still, a lot of staying power these penguins). It wasn't what they were up to that was the distraction, but rather the site of many penguins slipping over on the many discarded coconuts scattered on the ground. "Hmmm! You know, that's pretty"....
  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Besides, why are you yelling at me? You should be . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...sedated. Phan ignored MrSpkr, clearly distracted by his own pert little (newly acquired) breasts and trying to get the two coconuts halves to stay attached. MrSpkr mumbled as he reviewed his just completed 200,000 word summation of Conveyancing law, and it's relevance to CMBO gaminess, which was due in tomorrow. However, If either had been paying attention (unlike Mace, who had just made the bunker), they would have noticed that the squadron of Ju87s Stukas had just rolled inverted to commence their dive, to deliver... [ 04-21-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  15. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: In the mean time, I suggest that a selct few of you invest on a spellchecker.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You were saying?
  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Other than endlessly demanding the complete re-coding of the currently completed game, I thought that was the only purpose many of them served in the Universe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is obviously the work of an imposter! Seanachai always posts in 10 paragraphs what can be communicated in 1! Begone, foul doppleganger! Mace
  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: growing man-breasts! That means I'll have to . . ."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...buy a training bra, or use a...
  18. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KiwiJoe: Ive been playing Cm for well over 1 yr now. Ive lost 3 games.. 1 vs Jarmo (1st eva game ... very bad luck) 1 vs Pete (defense on old patch really hard to win) 1 to wreak cant say I was out played but just didnt go well. Never lost a single game as allies. Ive never been out played. Are CM players all talk or have I just played the lower end of the stick? I read all these intelligent comments about game-play yet Ive yet to see ot incorperated into actuall gameplay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow, a real hero! Since playing CMBO with another player is not a challenge perhaps you should quit and work on your interpersonal skills instead. =/
  19. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Mace of Perth I set up again with this outback thornydevildun dee again.. and with snow since we loved it so much.. lets see if he don't piss his pants and not accept me challange... you egg.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mensch, your geography sucks and so do you! I never back down from a challenge, especially the mentally challanged (ie you), and of course since you did the set up you will have lots of artillery...you are so predictable..must be all that weed you smoke! Mace
  20. Personally, I think VS is getting just a tad too familiar. Next thing he'll be asking for a lend of money, or the keys to the car, or something like that! Mace (btw, glad to hear things are working out for you, mate)!
  21. Peng could turn off the PC, sell it, walk away from his life, and join a monestry where silence and self-flagellation is the norm. Alternatively, nothing suggests peace and quiet (and an absence of emoticons) more than limbo, reached by for example, placing a gun against your head and blowing out your brains (not that I would sanction suicide, oh no...accidental death is fine though, perhaps done while cleaning the gun). Mace [ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  22. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dan Weaver: After doing extensive historical research I have found that the vast majority of World War II photographs encompass only black, white, and shades of gray. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn! This means I have to repaint all my models! :mad: Mace
  23. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...However, Gustav was interested in creating...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a lot of money with as little work as possible, all through the use of modern technology and a printing press he kept on the boat. Unfortunately, the press was down in the hull with the lions, and his dog "scraps" had disappeared although the lions were looking quite pleased with themselves! Further, to add to Gustav's woes, he just couldn't get a good hem line ironed in his favorite frock, and this was causing him some considerable...
  24. I'm a Government employee. Mace (notice how I didn't mention work)
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