Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: methinks<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Some things never cease to amaze me. This is one of them! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: However these links were not what everybody expected, they were actually....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...chain links from a bondage kit owned by... [ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Its your old Uncle Stukey's 1000th post!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Big Whoopy Do! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thermopylae: Mace! The challenge still stands! Though being the lazy swine that you are, I imagine you didn't bother to read all of page 9 (presumably because it would expend a bit of your ever-dwindling reserve of brain cells). You pick a setup and send it on over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What does everyhere think I am, easy? (Shutup, and don't answer that) If you want a fight,poopoopile, send me a setup 'cause I'm too lazy to make the effort. Now excuse me, I have to take care of the feline "Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty....." Mace [ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

*opens door. Lets Kitty out* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Oh, you poor aussie, condemned to vegemite as the only thing to put on your bread in the morning<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmmm. Vegemite on toast with a poached egg on top! *drools* Yah, only we Aussies are man enough to eat vegemite and enjoy it. It's not for the likes of those more sensitive types who would rather dress in high heals, suspenders and a scimpy negligee while watching themselves in the bedroom mirror. Mace

Hi Mom! G'day Madmatt! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Once they had recovered from the smell, everyone...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...threw up, projectile vomit bombarding the unwary and bathing them in half-digested chunks of peas and carrot, gastric juices dribbling down their best clothes and leaving stains that no amount of cleaning will remove. "Woot", yelled Mensch while on his way to disrupt the faq thread once more, "that's just plain"... [ 05-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: Btw, whatever happened to the Mace vs Peng game for my virtual virginity or whatever it was for? =|<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Virtual virginity?!!!! :eek: Well, nothing to worry about, fluffy feline. At the rate at which we're turning this game around, you'll be long dead by the time it's finished, and humanity will be entering the 3rd millenium since the birth of whos-he-bobs. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Where am I? Hello?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeh, that's what I want to know! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Meanwhile . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Speedy, in his lair of evil-doing, begins to hatch a nefarious plot to take over the world through the...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Stuka promises to fly to Mace's side and give him a big, sloppy, open-mouthed kiss if I win. I think he's trying to motivate himself for victory.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As long as he doesn't slip in the tongue. <shrugs> But I think he will be inspired to victory because of the following outcome..... the official not-to-be-registered in the pool Stuka/Mace faceoff Lorak, please don't record this, it doesn't count (but I will take the opportunity to gloat) Waffen SS (manned by Mace hamster truppen, lead by Kitty Unterscharfurries!) 294 casualties (62KIA) 5 vehicles knocked out Men OK 205 Score 73 English Paratroopers (the one's with those big ears) 396 casualties (106 KIA) 60 captured 9 Mortars destroyed 4 Guns destroyed Men OK 4 Score 27 Allied Surrender, Axis Major Victory All within 30 turns....'tis a beautiful thing Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: I'm still looking for Stuka. Anyone? Anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My SS hamster-truppen were burying him (and his red-devil cronies) in his backyard. Just look for ears protuding from the turned soil. Mace (Home time, another working week over, I'm outta here)!!!! [ 05-25-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: "All right, who's with me?!?" Mace exhorted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."I'm off to the pub to sink a few pints, while all this killing is done. I'll check back in an hour on my uber-hamster truppen!" Meanwhile, Captain Carnage, reknown superhero of Hicksville, was on nightly patrol looking for...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Aha, Mace has the answer!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 42! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: What a shame you insisted on our game to be a 'non cesspool' affair. You might have had a shiney new 'win' record to add, but alas you decided to chicken out. Twat a pity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Twat's that? It will not be recorded, that is correct, but as is expected of a joust between two Kinnigits, the loser (ie you) will be rediculed, belittled and embarrassed by the victor (ie me). Then you will naturally respond by accusing me of being a gamey bastard! I will then counter, responding that it was my superior skill that resulted in this forthcoming stunning victory. We all know the drill! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>by some foul evil spawn legal professional (not to be confused with the general evil spawn, Berli): Mace ya bootlicker send a setup so I can preform a service to man's humanity by eliminating you from at least the human gene pool. As to other species, well you know.......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just living by the credo of not keeping my eggs in the one basket! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Stuka the banana bender said: All member numbers of 1552 and above are cordially invited to Sod off! as you are SSN's and deserve no better. Sorry Mace, bad luck old boy but rules are rules. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Remind me to have a good chat with my friends up in the Queensland Housing Commission. I'm sure they'd be interested in spot-purchasing the adjoining houses to yours and moving in the tenants from hell! As for my number, that's indicative of the number of casualties you've taken (either KIA, MIA, POW or run off the map) in our current game! Mace

Madmatt, If it wasn't for that beard, I'd give you a big kiss! Oh what the heck: *KISS*! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: phillies arch enemy remarked, "well agent scully, that probably shorted out..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "...your favorite electrical appliance, the one brought out for those special occasions when no one else is around, the one that fills the room with a buzzing sound. Of course I mean your..."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuerte: Just kidding.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sure that's what you mother said when she brought you into the world! Mace Gee, I missed the pool and the friendly banter! *sob*

tromp...tromp...tromp...TROMP....KERSPLOOSH...wallows in cess Ahhh, it's good to be home! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mrspkr2: Let's all leave Fred alone. The same thing happens to my wife about once a month or so . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (this one's for you, Fred)! Happens to mine too, but it seems to last the entire month! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Speedy you dolt! That was a classic 'Young Ones' quote and you missed it entirely.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Talking about classic 'Young Ones' quotes: Stuka, you're a complete and utter bastard! Mace

while not a supporter of elitism in any way, I'd just like to add that I retained full functional use of my pre-server crash nickname! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: It was somewhat disconcerting to view and we had to call the authorities so they could...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...wait, knowing how much releasing the criminally insane into the general community would annoy the populace. With a quick zip, Mister Sprinkler finished his preliminary work of 'watering' the flowers, pulled out an almighty large meat cleaver, and with an evil look in his eyes, went to...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty: Moriarty, 94; Mace, 6. Win for me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Umm, have we played a game I wasn't aware of? Damn, I have to lay off the sheep dip! Mace (btw "Must...eat...brains") [ 05-20-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]