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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: The unforgiving gaming giant also wants control over your...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...bases! "All your base are belong to us!!!" the chairman of the unforgiving gaming giant shouted at the last board meeting. This was a rather unfortunate choice of words, as what he meant to say was...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It wasn't me! Honest!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: woke up and . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...then ran to their PCs to see what witty repertoire had transpired while they were off in the land of nod. They stopped, looked at the vacant spot where there their PCs used to be in, and in a collective voice exclaimed "AAAAaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaa"! The reason: A secret society had broken into each CMers house and stolen their PCs to facilitate.... [ 06-02-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: (festering boil on the ass of Mace's favorite sheep) ---> in reference to Pansy Lady<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sir Berlichtingen, Do you think it should be lanced? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Pansy Lady's blasphemy continues: But, alas, like many a dynasty (even Russia's) who has witnessed its rise and decline, so the Kanigget's tongue has not a sweet jewel, but a tart pill. "Russia..." with dread and a hopeless sense of loss.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Tell me your joking? I live Eastern front, I have been playing Eastern Front miniatures, board games and computer games since when you last pooped your nappy (last week wasn't it)! I buy books and videos about the Eastern Front. My models are based on units that participated in various Eastern Front battles. Having CM2 on my PC will be equivalent to a continual multiple-orgasm lasting for at least a month. I for one, am looking forward to CM2 with some eager anticipation, and I look forward to driving back and forward over your festering body with a IS2, Ferdinand/Elefant, KV2 or ISU152 for muttering such blasphemy!!! Mace [ 06-02-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

MrSpkr, I followed your instructions! Ummm...is it supposed to smoke like that? Mace

Oh Mr sneakers....fix your bloody link!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Edited and resposted by Mace: Let's see. Time is 10.02 Oz EST Plans for the weekend: ix) Process all my PBEMs *mainly tick* A: Visit the pool *tick* alpha/ Play rogue Spear - nope ==> Play Fallout Tactics - nope 22.2.1: Install Europa Universalis and play - nope 99) chat with the feline one - nope, not yet 3.1416.... begin construction of Tamiya PzKpfw IV Ausf H - nope Chapter 66: learn software to develop RS missions - nope WOOT!: watch anything military related on Oz History channel - *ongoing* (this space for rent) eat, sleep, fart, belch, piddle and poop - *as required* nb. notice family - *when required* Damn, fleeced-halibut Looks like I'm flat out for the rest of my life - you'll just have to look for somewhere else to hang your bloodhamster signature. Perhaps come back when your status improves to the point that I can pay some attention to you. Until then, find another leg to hump! Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I bow to your wisdom Peng, while making sure that Bauhaus doesn't spot my rear, and have posted the revised post above for your consideration. I will now adopt the Peng method of point notation at work...this will no doubt lead to the collapse of the current State Government, the rejection of the Commonwealth Government by the voters, and the end of civilisation as we know it. But hey, that's their problem, not ours! Mace [ 06-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: "Hey, its Alan Funt! I always wanted to meet Alan Funt and . . ."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."tell him he has a surname that rhymes with"...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>fleeing-cod-piece made some quote then attached himself to my leg and humped widly<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Let's see. Time is 10.02 Oz EST Plans for the weekend: i) Process all my PBEMs *mainly tick* ii) Visit the pool *tick* iii) Play rogue Spear - nope iv) Play Fallout Tactics - nope v) Install Europa Universalis and play - nope vi) chat with the feline one - nope, not yet vii) begin construction of Tamiya PzKpfw IV Ausf H - nope viii) learn software to develop RS missions - nope ix) watch anything military related on Oz History channel - *ongoing* x) eat, sleep, fart, belch, piddle and poop - *as required* xi) notice family - *when required* Damn, fleeced-halibut Looks like I'm flat out for the rest of my life - you'll just have to look for somewhere else to hang your bloodhamster signature. Perhaps come back when your status improves to the point that I can pay some attention to you. Until then, find another leg to hump! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fishmouth: I demand honor! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As you should! Honor is obviously missing from your life! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I demand your bronzed testes on my mantle! I won't be satisfied until you are sucking for your very life from the great RED tit (yes, schmuck, pronounced TEET) of socialist inequality.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You want my Testes? You want me to suck tit? Sorry, I'm here to play CM with intelligent opponents, not to cyber with some sardine! Here's the deal, flatulent-house-fart, we have a fine *AHEM* selection of squires who's job is to separate the healthy sheep from the fly-blown flock. Give them a hard time, play a game against them, and maybe Maybe I'll actually put aside some time to make your life by allowing you to play me! Mace PS Smuck is pronounced 'shhmuk', not teet! [ 06-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Farting_sardine: <snif, snif> What is that HORRIBLE smell in here? Who are you people? What vile things are you doing to each other? I defile you in my mind!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Multiple choice? I love a multiple choice! The answers are, in order: i) You; ii) Your betters; iii) Read the very first post in this thread; and iv) Makes a change from the livestock you normally defile! Oh and look, it's a veteran of the 60th Guards Motor Division! We can all hope you get posted to cyber-Chechnya only to die a heroic death in battle (mainly because that'd be the last we see of you). Mace [ 06-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

This has been an interesting conversation, and makes being a member of this particular bulletin-board worthwhile. I'd just like to say I'm looking forward to any information on CM2 being released. Whether it's done through the publishing media, on-line, or through other channels, that's fine. Further, I believe Steve and Charles (Matt and Dan) will time the release when they believe the information provided will 'blow our minds'. The wait will be hence be worthwhile. Now before I go, a question for Rob Mayer: How much is the premier edition of Strategy Plus worth now days! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Run free! Free as an earless Dalem prancing nakid through a meadow of elderberries, the soft summer wind gently warming the doughnut crumbs adourning his moustache.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was halfway scoffing a sandwich when I read this, now suddenly I'm devoid of appetite, and the half-digested remains contained within my stomach are now attempting to escape through the nearest exit hole....thankyou for being so graphic. As for all you sods expecting turns from me (and I realise that's quite a few of you, me being the cesspool slut who allways puts out whenever asked). You'll get them within the next 24 hours. I'd process them sooner, but I detest and despise the lot of you, and if making you wait causes you lot angst, then it's a beautiful thing. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: "Whew, that was close," said Mace. "I almost had to . . ."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."put the gun to my head and blow my brains out, I so abhor YES ABHOR!!! Air Supply for turning out tunes that are mind numbing and lacking in any OOMPH". "Best thing we ever did was pack them up in a crate and have them shipped over to the States, where there obviously was a market for purile musical crud". "Now AC/DC, there's a band...oh, and the Divinyls, Hoodoo Gurus...top Aussie bands that Rock, also The Angels, and the Screaming Jets...they all Rock." "There was Rose Tattoo, and lots of pub bands that never made it overseas but kept me entertained". "Phan, you mongrel, you could have mentioned any one of those! But no, you had to mention Air Supply"!!!! "I'm warning you, MATE!!! If you mention them again, or the Bee Gees, or Peter Allan....I'll do you!!!! I'll do you slowly!!!!!!!!" As Mace ranted, the others....

The bit about the sex toys got my interest, but after that my eyes glazed over, so I must agree strongly with my South Australian Collegue - a synopsis, Mensch, would be very handy. Can you keep the sex references in though? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: No wonder Kitty's nowhere to be seen - she probably prefers to hang out with men<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In response: i) yes she does, but modesty prevents me from saying who, and ii) So Kitty won't be hanging out with you then. (notice the absence of a '?' - this is indicative of a statement, not a question)! Now regarding that comment made by my fellow Public Servant, Lawyer, the only human feces I deal with on a regular basis are from those suffering from verbal Diarrhoea. Mace

According to Steel Masters Special No 8. "Panzer sous L'etole Rouge" (which is a french publication btw...stating the bleeding obvious here folks), there was a Panther equipped soviet tank company. The Panther kept the original camouflage, except for the turrets which were painted Russian Green with white stars and numbers hand painted on the turret sides. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Speedy said this in some thread not long gone: Hey Mace, Stuka, you fellas ever heard of this clitoris thing? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We'll since I'm obviously the intellectual of the Aussie contingent and probably the most travelled (ie I moved from the country town of Shepparton to Melbourne), I'll answer that: Yes, I have, it's a type of boat isn't it? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: His was a sad...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...example of a sex-change operation gone wrong, and a lobotomy that went... [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: the echo inside an empty skull...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have news for you David, sound doesn't transmit in a vacuum! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Mace, looking groggy, slurred . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "bugger!Ain't nothing as deadly as a sheep scorned"! Picking himself of the ground and rubbing the bumps swelling on his head, he found himself amongst collapsed buildings, burnt out AFVs, and bodies clad in grey and brown. Bending over, he picked up a discarded PPsH SMG (with drum magazine), cocked it, and charged towards the tractor factory to join...

I found Kitty, now where did Roobear get too? Mace btw, did someone challenge me? Did someone call me out? Well I have news for them, I only do setups for Friends, but since I dont have any, I guess the challenger will have to send me a setup....capiche?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Let me guess... first LP released on December 31st, 1979... went belly up January 1st, 1980?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ooh err, not only does he do evil, but he does humor as well. Berli has many hidden talents (which hopefully for the sake of the rest of us will continue to remain hidden). I could tell you to do a search, but I thought I'd do some value adding instead, and actually post an URL leading you to the history of this band: Starz History I look forward to the usual amount of abuse and loathing directed at my person in the morning...til then night all, Mace is going to bed to count ...err... never mind! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: What I would like to bring to everyone's attention is the Z at the end of Starz.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Starz happens to be a fine USA Hard Rock band that released their first LP in the late 70s and went belly up during the early 80s...If you like hard rock buy their Albums! This has been a real public service announcement! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Of course, this excited all the FAQ'ers because Kitty is . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...this top bonza shiela who, through a display of one photo of her in tight (very tight) leather, has caused more premature heart attacks in the 30-50 male demographic than *URK*.. than.. *ARRGHHH* ..tha... *AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE* ... *kaplonk*...*silence*...