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Mace

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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: YES!! Black Sabbath's first six record are belong to me! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn you, you Scottish git! Just when my hate and despite for you becomes overwhelming (much like my feelings for the rest of the cess denizens), you mention another of my favorite bands. Perhaps I was too hard? Nah, stuff it!
  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Suddenly . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...in far off Australia, Mace retched all over his keyboard, the thought of that vulgar brew being drank by a discerning drinker beyond comprehension. But then again we are talking about MrSpkr, who's taste is in his...
  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus: ...it makes me all tingly inside. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> SIT DOWN BAUHAUS!!!
  4. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeff Duquette: As I am sure one of the hard-core Panzer grognards can tell you, German MkV’s and MkVI’s (b & e) were notorious for their mechanical unreliability. Keeping the things running was a battle in and of itself.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> PzKpfw V Ausf D (not . Yep, the initial batch used to not only throw tracks, but suffered from transmission problems and an engine that was prone to catch alite, scaring the sh*t out of the tank crew. Mace
  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Although I don't think of an oak when I think of jd ... more like one of those warped, twisted, diseased, evil, scheming growths out of the Lord of the Rings.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> AAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!! JD's a hobbit! JD's a hobbit!!!! [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  6. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: NO ONE has ever answered me this - if the disease runs its course in two weeks and is not fatal, nor does it affect humans in any way, why do the animals need to be destroyed?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It very rarely infects across to humans (only a few documented cases), but it is extremely contagious to livestock, and causes a high mortality rate in younger animals. btw...I did a search Mace
  7. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: My theory is that the member number has nothing to do with registration date... it is an indication of how far one has sunk into depravity<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nope! I'm about the most depraved out of the lot of you, and my number is in the 3000s. Mace [ 04-11-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>A long time ago in a Peng thread far, far away, Speedy posted: I'm sure the public servant will come along and gloat just as soon as he gets home from his daily taxpayer funded holiday.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And gloat I did over a Total Allied Victory: gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat Annoying, Aren't I? This is what happens when I'm on holidays. Mace
  9. Here's for a speedy recovery for your dad! Mace
  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: There's a disappointment. You mean a girl isn't capable of doing this on her own?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Did I say that, Michael? Sorry if it came across that way. Kitty has, as with all her mods, done them all on her own. She has also, on occassion, sought advice and assistance (particularly during the research stage). I don't believe that seeking advice/assistance detracts from Kitty's ability to turn out some excellent mods. Mace
  11. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Ladies and GentleWorms, Children of all ages, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Come one, Come all, and behold the freaks of the Cesspool. .... See the amazing collection of semi-human abominations Amazing sights and sounds from other 'Poolers disturbed beyond mention await within. Hurry, Hurry, Hurry.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...you forgot the village idiot, MARLOW!!!
  12. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Also, she weighed twice as much as Mace, even though she was only half as...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...pretty! But honestly, if you can't tell the difference between a naked Mace and 999 naked women, your parents just haven't done their job properly. have they?! "Oh, Crikey!", exclaimed Mace when he noticed he was in his birthday suit, and with his hands strategically placed not to offend, he slunk off to...
  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Looks like a great mod. I'm sure it's still too early, but maybe a little weathering and mud? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Let me assure you that her band of capable advisors are working closely with her to ensure that she provides you with the ultimate mod experience. But no, Stuka, the ears stay as they are! Mace
  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by harpooner: I'm jealous. I so want to be an Aussie, but they won't have me! Is it because of my poor stature from a lack of a healthy environment? Or is it my relatively low IQ? BOOHOO<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I must admit the good thing about being an Australian is that we're as far as we can possibly get from you lard-mooner! Just how we like it! Mace
  15. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I raise an eyebrow in your direction and perhaps flare a nostril a little but no more. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And will you wiggle those ears for me as well?....that is so goddam cute!!!!
  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Luckily Mace does have...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a sense of decorum and good taste, and will hopefully change the subject away from *ahem* pouches before someone types something that we all (and me in particular) is going to regret. "Look, up in the sky", yelled Mace while pointing, "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's"...
  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: No, you're right. It IS too light right now. But like the disclaimer says, "I'VE BARELY STARTED IT SO DON'T YELL AT ME FOR IT NOT LOOKING RIGHT AT THE MOMENT." Kindly hold the constructive criticism 'til it gets further along, at which point you may feel free to point out its flaws freely. Kitty<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As usual, another visionary feast, and the colour is spot on as far as I'm concerned, but what would I know?! Mace
  18. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I've never been so insulted in my life!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi, my name's Stuka and I like to leave myself wide open for attacks...please heap scorn on me now!
  19. First of all, let me say I respect your right to say what you feel has to be said. Now please respect my right of reply! Are you nuts?!!!!!!!! I personally would rather see CM2 continue to be given development priority. Once CM2 is released, work can then be done to re-patch CMBO. Mace [ 04-09-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  20. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Yes indeed, and it would be wonderful for you were it not based on an INVERSE proportion...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aha, it appears that way to you because you're standing on your head (or more likely sitting on it). Mace PS Armornut, my squire, for whom I hold high hopes (of successfully carrying out a good sheep drenching and tail docking). I will process a setup tonight after my return from the front (aka work).
  21. I'm convinced that this Member # is based on and is proportional to intelligence! [ 04-09-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]
  22. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: I'll bet Mannheim FordPinto went and... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...took a wrong turn like I did! Mace placed his sunglasses on to not only look cool, but also to cut down the glare eminating from this new-look board! Hey also noticed, for like the 1,000,000,000th time, the link to the picture of Kitty on the back of the Panther. "Excuse me guys, gotta run! Something's come up" and he promptly ran off to take a very cold shower...
  23. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: Bhaha Bastables is on 2 week leave before shipping out to ET MACE, Kitty I challange your AUSSIE Jellybean (AUSSIE army camo) bodys to a CM battle of the old angry old guard.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn Gus Dur, I paid him a fortune to make sure they crossed the points of thier bullets, and you still returned! Corruption just ain't what it used to be! *Sigh* Well then send me a setup, you kiwi/pom wannabee. In the meantime, I'll let the top aussie shiela know you're spoiling for a punchup! Mace btw about this new colour scheme: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAa
  24. Oh be still my beating heart More buttons! More functionality!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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