Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: So, you're saying you have birds flocking about you?[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No. Not of the avian type, but thankyou for asking! Mace

While I'm blabbering, I'd just like to add: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Phan quoted elsewhere Its all my fault and I am truly sorry. I should have been aborted immediately after inception. I have nothing to contribute to this world and I take up too much space. My verbiosity is annoying and just responding to you has caused my rash to reappear. Time for more ointment.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Phan, to deal with a problem one must first identify that one has a problem. You have taken that first step. And we for one will slap you on the back and strongly agree!!! Btw, some elements out in the real board (ie Fred, Michael Wittman) are disgusted by our behaviour! This saddens me as I personally have been striving for "sickening" or "perverted". What have we done right to generate such animosity towards us? Mace [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: Wow, whats going on with the Main board tonight? There is a thread asking about "Spread legs and skirts"!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bugger, After visiting that topic, I feel somewhat dissapointed as it wasn't what I expected, or hoped for! [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time dalem is near?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just like me, they like to see....an i-d-iot! Edited to say a special hello to my good squire: Armornut [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panther131: Its seems that insults under the guiese of "the cess" are tolerated while others are not.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It is one thing to insult in jest, it is another to flame! There is a distinction. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: Ahh, thank you Gentleman for enlighting me. For a moment I thought it meant Fat,bald, dumb, sheep `bleeping` guy from the Peng thread.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't be me then, cause I'm not fat, bald nor dumb!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: "...I said the man are you tryin to tempt me? Because I come from the land of Jersey?" -Men from Down Under<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "Because I come from the land of PLENTY" - Men at work. Sheesh Phan, you've been overdoing the substance abuse thingy a bit yourself! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: You see what old age and substance abuse does to the powers of recollection?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who are you again? Do I know you? Who am I? What am I doing here? Where's my medication? Help! Help!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: I have not forgotten you referred to me as a "Womble" if it helps you put your fear of facing me aside any, I still have not figured out exactly what a Womble is. I await your setup, if you dare!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A Womble is a 70's retro-teletubby, and probably suitable viewing for someone with your intellect. Mace (btw, good morning all)!

*ahem* Lorak please note: Mace: total Axis Victory (87) Elvis: humiliation (13) Axis 69 casualties (18 KIA) 11 vehicles knocked out Allies 232 casualties (48 KIA) 2 mortars destroyed 45 vehicles knocked out I'd like to take the opportunity to thank Rune for this piece of evilness that he unleased on us two! Mace and on this high note, I'm going to bed...g'night all!

Yes, and what about protection of intellectual property! Oh never mind, Peng challenge thread and intellectual property is an oxymoron so my point is moot. Mace (Hi Actor, Babs, Foo! )

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Aren't you lucky, I actually wasted several seconds of my life looking up the dictionary to give you a taster of the education you never had.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...and then Mr Aitken realised that he couldn't spell and thus that the whole exercise was pointless. Mace (in support of his loyal squire)

Book I just picked up yesterday: The Panzers and the Battle of Normandy published by Heimdal (ISBN: 2 84048 135 9) Excellent and very detailed book (maps, OOBs, personal accounts) which details armour battles on a day-by-day basis Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: I think "Welcome to Peng Challengeville!" is a catchy title that should bring me some Hollywood offers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seems as good to me as any other Porn Title! <shrug>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001105 hehe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001106 Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd: ...and petition for a writ of certiorari to the Supremes to allow "No harm - No foul" 4th Amendment Search violations to inspect the sheep to ensure no"mistreatment" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And of course this would have no jurisdiction in Australia, so why should I worry? (not that I would condone the mistreatment of sheep or any other animal - however I do support on occassion, the wacking across the back of the skull of some of the legal fraternity with a 4x2" bit of wood)! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Are you as dumb as mensch or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You heartless, heartless, insulting b*stard! Besides you should know no-one can be as dumb as Mensch. Mace

*follows Iskander in* It's not early, I_scandle, it's 6.20am, and Saturday too! And if anyone's going to name themselves after an Aussie Loo, I wish they'd go to the trouble of spelling it right, hey Dunnee! Mace

Just making my mark while passing through! Mace

I hate it when more than one Peng Thread starts, I have to spread myself around! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Mannheim and float away. But it was just then that Cubbies had an idea even better than that. "Why don't we just use Herr Oberst's....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...second toe from the left on his right foot for appetiser, his right arm for main course, and for dessert his...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mom: OK kids, time for bed!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not until I get my pocket money, Mum!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roborat: I was one of the priveledged few to latch onto AC/DC tickets and enjoyed myself immensely<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bow to the mighty Aussies!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Einstein never dreamed of numbers so large ....REAL Lawyers....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd prefer if you wouldn't use Einstein and Lawyer in the same post! =/ Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Unwilling to make such a commitment, the FAQer's put their heads together and decided upon a counter offer, namely . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to wear safety helmets as their heads met and made a resounding *KLONK* that reverberated through the surrounding area, and was mistaking for seismic activity in...