Mace

ok...don't be a bashful little thread, upto page 1 with you, there's a good little thingy!

I agree that MrSqueaker should be made a Kinigit, he has proven himself to be quite capable at maximum gaminess, not only in the outer board but also in our current game! I hate and despise him, and such emotions should only be reserved for the likes of a veteran cesspooler. Lorak, make it so, and while you're at it, please SEND ME MY TURN or SEND ME A SURRENDER!!! Oh while I shouldn't get involved, I will - Pawbroon, Emma apologised to you, you better accept or I'll be over there with a large yabbi* to slap you about with! Mace *do a search

I had a great day, not that you lot would care!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: Use the Rainbow 6 CD or something... Now, stopr reading and get back to it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm..how about the classic rainbow 6 wav "we've got bodies here", or perhaps "please dont leave me"? No? Perhaps "You're the best of the best"? I think I have the best one for you, Foo, the classic "Arghhh...gurgle!" as another RB6 operative bites the dust! Mace [ 06-23-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: He was a bit touched in the head and liked to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to crack it open every now and then with a blow of the cricket bat! *ouch* He also liked to shove the stumps right up his...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: The Australian Mac Daddy was also fond of playing with his unusually small... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...balls, because Mace always enjoyed a game of Cricket, but was particularly fond of miniature Cricket and fancied himself as a bit of a bowler! However, Mace particularly enjoyed the atmosphere of the MCG's Bay 13**, as long as he had an esky full of beer, something to hold him vertical in case he drunk too much, and a... **(Bay 13 is a part of the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia that tends to be permanently in a beer-fuelled state of fun during cricket Tests between Australia and a visiting nation)

After just seeing Pearl Harbour, can I make a suggestion to my North American collegues, especially those who have something to do with the movie industry. Can you please, please not let Days of our lives script writers any where near a war movie?! Thankewe, Mace PS Can I mention a special you're a particularly gamey bastich to MrSpkr, who has somehow purchased a Bundeswehr 2000 battlegroup and fielded them on the battlefield....my Bolt action tommies just cant compete!

Do we get paid for this?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Like i said - you failed. There isn't any suggestion of thought there. Or here for that matter!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Knock, Knock *raps on Stalling Orifice's forehead* No suggestion of thought there either! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Besides, everyone knows that Air Supply was simply . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...an atrocious band with no talent that was well rid of when we crated them up and posted them over to USA. And talking about 'no talent', guess who followed up this very post? No other than...

Does it have the 75mm AT gun carefully hidden alongside the main road, like in Bridge to Far? And does it get plastered by artillery fire after knocking out a few Tommie AFVs? Mace

Hey VS... You know this is going to be shut down and moved to the General Forum? Mace PS Hi Mom!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Joseph's Todger: Don't be such a twit - of course I have. But it was so much more fun blowing it up with fire-crackers!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> More money than sense! Would you honestly spend a fortune on a Tamiya Kit, only to blow it up? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Jealous are we? Have trouble finding yours with both hands do you??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> xxi) I don't think anyone would be jealous of you, given your disadvantages (eg being a SSN would be the main one I can think of - refer below for more) 23.3) I don't need to find mine, I know where it is because it's always in the same location. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Oh..of course...sorry!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No need to apologise, we kinnigits are a forgiving and compassionate lot - we already know that the SSNs (like yourself) aren't up to our calibre or high standards. We also recognise that even SSNs have levels of ability..You would be at the top (of the worst end)! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>it's certainly more appropriate since you're a big girls blouse!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If so, In comparison I would be the 'ballroom evening dress' - expensive and well presented with an amount of flair, to your 'Hooker's mini-skirt' - torn, tattered and stained. Mace [ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Thought it would be good fun to read a bit of the Outer Board... CHRIST ON A F***** CRUTCH! Are these people allowed to breed?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But they do serve a purpose...look how good they make us look! Sir Moron...err...Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...distant cousin of Mister Sprinkler. (the incontinent fisherman) Mister Sprinkler fancied himself to be a favorite at parties. He would unzip...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the nearest blouse and whip it off as quick as a flash! Unfortunately, it was his own as he was a cross-dresser. He also...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: ****ta_MI_ya**** you moron, not Tanya!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I bloody know that, you socialist soviet republic sexual-extremity! You obviously haven't had the joy of putting together a Tamiya kit, but then again you probably keep both hands firmly placed on your namesake! And next time address me as Sir moron, you lowly insignificant skidmark on the underwear of life! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Tamiya modeling fantasies. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have those! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: our good friend Gustav109½, who never washed his hands after "fishing" and . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...who was currently unavailable to counter the verbal abuse and insults about to directed at him by the FAQers. In fact, it was much deserved as Gustav1.09 was a....

Almost made 3!

I hope this gets to page 3 where it rightly deserves to languish!... ...DOH! [ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: That's odd, because for a long time I've had the feeling that you were conceived during an AD&D session.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> When I was born they didn't have AD&D, and telly was just introduced in Australia. Fortunately for me, my parents had nothing better to do with themselves! Mace

I have this strange feeling I've just walked into a AD&D session! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: You're jealous cuz Steve Irwin figured out how to get rich thrashing around in the bush. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm waiting for the Crocs to get the winning hand (and leg, and perhaps his head as well) <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>And he's got a cute American wife, too. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is American cuteness a better quality of cute? I don't think so! As long as they're cute, that's fine by me! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>you just have your same old vulcanized rubber Aussie gub'ment stamper that you use to decide the fate of all the Japanese immigrants.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> XXI) I work in public housing (you know, the place you evict people from), not immigration. 23.3) I'm a professional (business analyst), the only thing I stamp is my heals on one corner of desk as I research the back of my eye-lids. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Your idea of being hip is to get a new ink pad for the stamper.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bullsh*t! My idea of hip is to get a new Red ink pad for my stamper! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'll bet you sound just like a Pommie. Excuse me, make that a POMMIE WANNABEE. There's nothing worse than an Ozzie who wants to sound like he's from the old country. Hey, are you also a "subject of the Queen" like Aitken?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nothing is more insulting to an Aussie than to be called a Pom! It's true, Lawyer's have no soul! *grumbles* Mace

Hey Pansy loader, you're obviously a quite intelligent and deep thinker, so ponder this: What is the real meaning of life? Go away, ponder this, and come back with a full report once you find the answer. But not before, ok? (hopefully, that'll keep him occupied for the rest of his life) Mace [ 06-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

....meanwhile, in another part of the castle, Mace tends to his flock. While concentrating on the task at hand, he fails to notice the fleeting passing of four hooded figures....