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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: This show format has worked very well for Steve Irwin in his Croc Hunter show on Animal Planet. How do you look in shorts? Can you fake an Aussie accent? I can just see you grabbing some kid by the ears, and saying: "Now loook at this feahlaw heeer. Roight, I'm not hurtin' the lil guy, but he's sqeeelin' fer his mama anyhow." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That is the worst Aussie impression I've ever read! Mace

Whoops, nothing to see here! Just exercising my right to double post! [ 06-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Official Tour of the Schloss Peng ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Marlow, You must have a particularly sad and lonely life to spend your time compiling this list! Good job, never the less. Mace [ 06-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: (and in case Mace drops by, no, it doesn't have a fleece).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Funny minding my own business when my little internal Sheep radar went *ping*. And for The Commissar, I believe that short movie of the Sturmtiger firing a shot in anger was taken in Warsaw, during the Warsaw uprising. Which leads me on How I would use my Sturmtiger: For both sides as propaganda! (I mean that's what they were primarily used for, wasn't it? - Germans would film them driving around and firing the odd shot, The Allies would film them when captured)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: When I think about you, I . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....touch my sheep! and with the mere mention of the Divinyls, the FAQers burst in to song (which is much more painful than bursting into flame, particularly if you happen to be in ear-shot of them) How did you get this far let's go How did you get this far let's go I'm gonna get things I'm gonna get things right cause in my memory I've seen changes overnight Hey I been in my life Nothing much happening nothing much happening in my life *Song: In my life - Album: What a life - Group: Divinyls* Which was kind of apt, considering we FAQers have no...

Pawbroon, what the hell have you been feeding those uber-hamsters Australia is now 7 hours and 30 minutes into the 20th day of our cess, June, 2001. Hence I'd like to say a preemptive Babby Hirthday to Babra (If you think I'm going to strip for him however, you'll be very disappointed...actually, you'll be disappointed if I do strip for him) Mace btw Mr Squeeker, will you stop leaking FAQ into the cess...that's a very volatile mix! [ 06-19-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: Aussie groupies are usually covered in wool, while Canuck groupies are...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...covered in Beaver? err..no..Maple syrup? Moose? Snow? How would I know, I'm not a Canuck, I'm a ...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ...Sheep, because by the end of the night we will be lying in a pool of our own...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...as soon as we find someone who has a pool that is. That and a BBQ, gotta have a BBQ to cook the snags and the steak. Oh and a few kegs of beer (preferably 1 or 2 per person...swimming and eating animal protein makes one thirsty). And music, preferably something load and Aussie like the Screaming Jets, the Angels, Rose Tattoo, AC/DC (with Bon Scott), Cold Chisel, Divinyls (with Chistine Amphlett.....OOOH whatta babe), or Hoodoo Gurus! But you also have to have the...... [ 06-18-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Visions of a flock of rabid sheep b*gg*ring a cess pool are not pretty!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Personally, I think it has a certain appeal! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...wonder if life is fair? but as billionaire jimmy james once said, "if life were fair, there wouldn't be rich people." ya know, like...long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...one life-form said to the other life-form...

*action* Points at PanzerLeader and laughes */action*

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ....Now for something completely different...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....Have you ever wondered what microbes think about? Do they....

Just claiming my bunk before going to bed. Goodnight Kitty, Goodnight Emma, Pawbroon, Goodnight Stuka, 'night Speedy, OGSF, Babs, Menschy-baby, cheerio Berli, Foo, Peng, Elvis, Phillies, Armornut, Senachai, Goanna, Lorak, goodnight JD, MarkIV, 'night MrSpkr, Goodnight Joe Shaw, goodnight Lawyer, Speedbump, Moriarty, jshandorf, chupacabra, 'night Iskander,bauhaus (but sit down), goodnight David, Geier, Dalem, Leeo, Agua Perdido, Panzer Leader Camera pans away from old run down shack Goodnight John-boy Mace PS would someone please get the lights?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: can I help it if you're an ignorant sheep as well as a stupid one? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Some one mention sheep? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: and when you are as short of wit as I am<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Question: Would that make you a half-wit? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ..."Oh yes Mace you have forced me to...."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."deliver pestulance and disease upon all your uber-hamsters. Yea verily! Upon all faqers Hamsters! For forsooth, their eyeballs shall whither in the skulls, and the shooting of the rifle shall be for naught! Their little paws shalleth dropeth offeth, and the steering of the tank, and the pusheth of the cannon firing mechanismeth and loading of the projectileth...all for naught! further(eth), they shallt becometh liketh the.... [ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ****Public Service Announcement**** ( yeah I know Mace should be doing this, but you know what public servants are like ) My email service is currently totally buggered up ( damn you Bauhaus) , so all my opponents will have to wait until service is resumed for me to continue my routing of your digital thingies. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Speedy and I use the same ISP. Guess what, I am having the same problem. So no turns until our *sarcasm* fine national telecommunciations company */sarcasm* fixes it (which, if to norm, will be about 2 days or so). And Speedy, leave the Public Servant announcements to we professionals...wouldn't want some accident or something to befall you! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: (Mace apologising after a Rather Red Faced Woolie Back lets out a scream.)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That wasn't the sheep, that was me. Those Bindi-eyes* that get into the wool hurt if they jab into you: Now for a quick AAR: I'm loosing most of my ones against cesspoolers, but winning most of the ones against non-cesspoolers (not bolded as they are not worthy). Hence, this leads me to believe that most cess poolers are cheating mongrels that somehow have all done an advanced C++ programming course, studied the CMBO algorithms carefuly, cracked the save-file code, then written a killer app to edit that file to their advantage. a word of warning: What goes around comes around. If this happens a lot then you get very dizzy, and fall off. You may even hit your head and get a concussion, or worse yet, break your neck....pay attention, I'm talking to you...Cheating never pays so decease and desist! I will only forgive you if you all send me a surrender. In fact, if I'm not playing you send me a setup, then surrender the following turn. Trust me, it is the only way to be saved!!! Now for an important notice: *****THE MACE CM2 BETA CHALLENGE***** While I realise that as a collective, you lot only rate an IQ of 10 (and that my very presence bumps the average upto the 100 mark, or even the 100 Peter). I thought I make someone's day by delivering this pre-CM2-beta-challenge, even though it means that my peers my no longer talk to me because of my association with the dregs of both humanity and podamity! So, once the CM2 beta is released, who's up for a game? Sign up now and avoid disapointment (but then again, your lives would be one daily disapointment? I mean, you'd wake up in the morning, consider what you've done with your lives and what the day holds ahead, and you'd think..."BUGGER!") ************************************** Mace * Bindi-eye: grass seed with very long sharp barbs, tread on these suckers and they hurt!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: on second thoughts better make it 10p Don't want to give us Scots a bad name.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ooooh, that must have hurt! Mace

Better yet, can we replace him with the 100 monkeys using the 100 typewriters? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Just as he reached over and gave the FAQ a bump back to the top of the first page...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...he was enveloped in a shaft of golden light, a large hand pointed at him from the sky and a booming but somewhat peaceful voice said...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ...Not that we excriminals care as we are so good we bump the thread before it even drops off the first page, and anyway the livestock are much better looking than than English, take.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the sheep for example. So Mace did, and then proceeded to...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: From what evidence we have at hand, the safer assumption would be that modern plumbing facilities are not part of the exciting lifestyles of these Ozzies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What'd'ya'mean? Our dunnies are right up there with the rest of 'em. Check out this fine example of Aussie high-tech dunny development: Next time, do some research before you mouth off! Mace

As one of the older Kinnigets here (as in age, you lot of dufi* - I reckon I must be in the upper 25 percentile), let me offer some of my wisdom about this quandry about who to represent the pool: Who f*cking cares?!! It's like a group of old ladies arguing over the last scone, and as animated as two deceased people having sex! Sheesh! If someone is stupid, imbecilic, moronic and idiotic enough to volunteer, give em the job for f*ck sake! We can always berate and belittle him if he loses (hell, we can do that anyway). My 2 bob's worth. Mace * One dufus, many dufi. [ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by boy_Recon: that could even be "illiteracy". i'll get me coat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bloody hell! Another Pom! Mace