Mace

...of course you could allow one of the lasses to sit on your lap, and allow her to handle your joystick! *shrugs* Mace [ 07-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: BTW, does anyone know any aircraft engineers skilful enough to convert the rear cockpit area of my little JU-87 into a twin seat?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've got news for you, me little Northen neighbour....your JU-87 is a twin seater, always has been! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...thong with a bell that jingled and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the back bit that went right up his...

If I remember correctly (my references are home, I'm at work) SS Panzer Company had 5 tanks per platoon, 3 platoons per company, and 2 attached at company level (company commander and 2IC). Heer had a similar structure, but with 4 tanks per company. Heavy tanks were normally organized in autonomous Schwere panzer abteilungs (normally a battallion), attached at corps level. There were some exceptions however with some of the more elite Panzer Divisions (eg 1st SS, Grossduetschland) having Heavy AFVs included in their OoB at one stage or another. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: In Australia a subtlety is something that's too small to fill you and doesn't have enough meat on it to be worth throwing on the barbie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ho Ho Ho He He He. I'm glad that you've had time to pull your head out of Sheep-dip weekly and pick up a copy then quote from whatever passes for a New Zealand dictionary. I'm also happy to note that since you post here, you must be in the 5% percentile of Kiwi's who can actually read and write. Well since you enjoy reading so much, here's another educational book that you may enjoy: 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Cesspool Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R_Leet: But everyone knows you're a gamey bastid, Mensch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You, R_Leet, are wrong! Very wrong! I have played Mensch numerous times and he is definitely not a gamey bastid. A bastid, yes! A gamey bastid, no! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: How can you go on posting with that THING under your name?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's easy, I'm stupid! Mace

Oh dear! I've been out on a Corporate luncheon, and that glass of wine (and the several bottles afterwards) has made me a wee bit merry! Regardless, I'd like the take the opportunity to thank -*SOB*- Peng for my nice new signature! -*SCAW*- It certainly is impressive! I will wear it with pride -*GACK*- for the next 7 days. I am so happy -*CHOKE*-, I will celibrate by keeping an eye out for a suitable large mass with high momentum (eg train,tram or bus) so that I may stand in front of it and interact! I would also like to thank Kitty (where ever she is) for being the inspiration for the signature! Now excuse me...I think I see the 2:50pm tram from Preston coming, and I need to be under it. Mace

Lorak, WAKE UP!!!! Add a couple of ** to my name because I have lost to Peng. Mace "you can take my signature but you can't take my honor...'cause I don't have one" : 26 points Peng "For Stalin and the motherland...no we mean Hilter and the fatherland*": 74 points That is of course a Maximum Soviet*..no wait...German victory. *Peng in an act of gamey brilliance, put all his pennies together (20c) and bribed a whole Russian Infantry Division (not cheap) to replace the original Infantry platoon he started with. With the remaining 5c US loose change, he replaced his Stugs with T-80s! Peng then offered my men a night in the town with the Ho's of their choice and all the alcohol they could drink (this being 1c US given current exchange rates) if they would abandon their positions. This of course resulted in my fighting the battle with a couple of men who are not that way inclined, or those who are afraid of the transmission of STDs. In agreement of our blood hamster, this means that control of my signature is to be handed over to Peng. This of course will make frequent derogatory references to Kitty as was the condition of the blood hamster for a duration yet to be determined. Oh well, sh*t happens! *shrugs* I will now bend over to receive the new signature. Mace [ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Shame that your two preferred drops are both effeminate girly beers, often seen clasped in the sweaty paws of cross dressing chinchilla shavers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's said that Queenslander's named their brew XXXX because they can't spell beer. Did you take up home brewing because you can't even spell XXXX? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: This act totally amazed and stunned his peers due to the indisputable fact that Cyril was infact....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....prone to wear the odd pink tutu, as well as a few normal ones as well. He wore matching...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I knew it! I bloody well knew it! You......PONCE! Real men drink Beer, and are not ashamed to admit it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You talking to me? YOU TALKING TO ME?!!! Yeh, I love my cup of tea [Lan-choo, brewed in a pot] but I must point out that beer drinking and tea drinking is not mutually exclusive. The first thing I do when I get home is grab a beer....currently Carlton Cold, but back to Melbourne Bitter once my current slab runs out. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I bet you consider a capful of Creme de menth to be a wild night out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Creme de Menth contains alcohol then? Then it's fair game. btw, my idea of a wild night out is waking up the day after, hung over, and wondering what the hell I got upto the night before! Mace [ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mace ] [ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Or do you miss the shade they provided?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You forgot to mention the extra parking space they kindly provided as well. and yep, all you septics (septic tanks ===> yanks), happy independence day. Giving the Poms a run for their money way back when was not necessarily a bad thing, except for dumping the tea in Boston...that's.. that's barbaric! Mace (tea drinker)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: When a sheep is born, do we not abuse it, chop it up and boil it in its own stomach for friends?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You play your games, I'll play mine! Mace

You can only buy it direct from Battlefront. CMBO order Do it now, 10,000* of us can't be wrong! <G> Mace *educated guess

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: When you can think of something clever to say, shut up anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Live by your own rules I say! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Further the Germanic dive bomber said: Macey, a Kniggget of the round table should know better.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We have a Round table? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and in a unrelated post by Dalek: AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How many eyes have you got? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: And we all know how hard it is to get rid of some of the more clingey ones.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well if toilet paper doesn't work, there's always sandpaper, and after that, the anglegrinder? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: the Great Wall of China, but then changed her mind and simply deployed a screen of . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...pickets, to protect her flanks, which were...

Almost time for a new thread: How about: Let me take you where the Peng Challenges grow In salute of Cross of Iron? Mace *editted because I care!* [ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: pain I haven't felt since my doctor splintered the specimen stick in my uretha and I peed blood for a week.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bloke! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: You're a donut filled with what?! You filthy swine.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Isn't that what the hole's for? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goanna: Mr. Mace, I would prefer it if you would confine your expressions of feeling for me to the established means of vitriol and PBEM turns that have been thoroughly treated with Glen 20. Lest we allow the gallery to infer that you have switched your tastes away from merino and toward more cold blooded species. ..blah blah blah, yabber yabber yabber! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> One of my uncles had a farm up near Parkes in NSW. He used to shoot Goannas as vermin. Obviously he missed one! My feelings of love were directed to Cross of Iron and Samual Peckinpah. I so adore them both you would think they were wooly and fluffy! btw...terms of battle in the mail! Mace

I've seen this before...nerve reflex reaction. The body keeps on moving (and in this posting) even after the brain is destroyed. Give it another 100 years and I think it'll stop. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...foxhole near her...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...frontline, just below her...

Berli, I have a lot of spare time on my hands, for a small fee I can perhaps arrange something for you? Mace