Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: kiss my organ!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What is it, a hammond?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: "We've just been....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...lurking down the bottom of page 3, because others are too bloody lazy to bump this up to the front page! A pox, a pox on you all, you slack, fu....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Driving Instructor: Mr Mace, can you make a U-Turn? Mr Mace: I can make her eyes pop!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha ha..hahaha ... ha.......hhhha...ha! This is obviously a derivative of the: Q: What did Mace do when he got to the edge of the cliff? A: He made a ewe - turn! Thankewe! Mace

That would explain why Courtney Love decided to whip hers off out in the middle of film set...she probably felt the probing of Lorak's mystical powers! Mace

Very nice...but I'm scratching my head wondering what camouflage scheme it's based on. It vaguely resembles the 'urban' scheme used by the Berlin Brigade on their Chieftain MBTs during the 80s, or a 4 color scheme the Luftwaffe used on some of their aircraft during 1939. Mace

Nah, I do it rough because I'm a grown up now, I'm allowed to go to bed any time I well please...so neener, neener, neener! Only nancy-boys go to bed at *looks at watch* Oh Feck!!! It's 10.10pm!! I should have been in bed 3 hours ago!!!

I'd like to register a complaint about Spudbump and MrSqueekers. Speedydump has actually stated that he has pegged out sheep in our current game to distract me. Sheep are cute and oh so fluffy, to have them treated this way is barbaric. What's more, MrSpankme went so far as dressing his Uberhamsters in sheep costumes, hence taking advantage of my inability to shoot such fine looking specimens! I must henceforth declare both as being Gamey Bastiches, and I must ask that this gamey tactic cease forthwith! Thankewe, Mace Edited because some bloody big lizard got in the way! [ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..clear the sinuses and the complexion. just ask...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Webster, publisher of the local Aussie dictionary (which has, I must add, a very fine selection of rude and naughty words)! "Plenty of room for more words in the English Language, and I for one support the introduction of the word Scawned...if only to make our current editions redundant and thus driving up sales, as the older editions are replaced." "in fact, I propose we introduce a new word every month for just this purpose" "Scaw!!!!", yelled the dictionary buying public (well, those with the latest edition), "We've just been....

Ok, don't hog all the fun!

Why are people so unkind? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: This from some Brit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm, I wonder if calling a Kiwi a Pom is as offensive to a Kiwi as it is to an Aussie? btw, have I noticed an absence of a certain JDHorse? Is there some inbuilt Lawyer instinct to battle with one another over territory with the loser banquished? Did Lawyer win? Does anyone care? Mace [ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

Off to bed you little scamps, it's well past your bedtime! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: I'm rather partial to a mug of Aitken's Special Brew. Two thirds boiling water and one third milk. I sometimes even use a teabag when I'm in need of a real kick.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> David, you must lead such an exciting, fast paced life!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: So let's hear it. Who will be the next oaf to step up and claim entitlement to a Nobel Prize for having a penchant for Sikorsky's Siberian PotatoJuice circa 1979 or some ****e?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What? You still alive?!!! I thought we gave you that quarter?! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OGSF: ye clamidic koala bum.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It wasn't me, honest! :eek: Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: if I wasn't a lawyer, why I would . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...rejoice, because everyone knows there's nothing more loathed, more detested and more scawned than the...

What is it with Gin and you guys? Is it some form of mental crutch, or something to you hope makes you look suave and sophisticated? If it is it's just not working, you're still all the pathetic low-life losers you always were. btw, my choice of drink - anything with Alcohol in it. btw, it's good to see my friend Mr Happy back! Mr Peng, lets break out a few glasses, grab the top shelf stuff and toast his return as I for one am looking forward to returning to our discussions about types of orifices and how we can manipulate them. Mace

One thing apparently the soviets were good at were concealment and camoflage (it must be true because I've never seen a WW2 soviet soldier in real life...but I can feel thier beady little eyes watching me everywhere I go). Will CM2 model this in the spotting rules, particularly if the soviets are on the defensive (and thus had more time to prepare)? Mace

Bugger! No money in this, better start pimping the sheep then!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: .... which he immediately dropped in shock when big Joel Garner proceeded to .....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....bowl a maiden over through his ball handling skills. The crowd at bay 13 roared as the...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...yellow...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...submarine! All together now: "in a town, where I was born"...

Up, bugger yah!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: And the day any of you worthless dregs gives me quarter is the day I slit my wrists with my Combat Mission CD<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Gives Foo a quarter* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Actually, given my feelings about each and every one of you, Preparation-H might be more appropriate . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't need the help of any product - each and every one of you have a laxative affect on me. So thankyou for making me regular! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: I have yet to invade Australia..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The Scene: The Australian Gold Coast, a man shaped object is washed ashore with the tide Barry: "Struth Bluey, will you look at that. What it is?" Bluey walks over and prods the inanimate object with his foot Bluey: "Not sure, Bazza, a beached whale? No wait, whales don't wear expensive suits, and look at the shoes! These shoes cost a pretty penny too I betcha!" Bluey kneels and proceeds to check the pockets. Bluey: "Hmm, a wallet...let's see... about $250,000 in US currency, drivers licence. Oh and what's this, membership cards for some American lobby group and ...oh... err... for a legal bar". Barry: "Hey Bluey. Isn't a bar like a pub?" Bluey: "Yeh, I think so! Talking about pubs...lets go sink a few, Bazz. This thing's as dead as anyhow!" Barry: "Yeh Bluey, good idea, mate! But what was that thing?" Bluey: "I have a theory mate, I think it was some bleedin' invading Yank species of shark...Fortunately the swim over must have knackered it, and besides...we have enough of the mongrels here!!" Camera pans from body to the 2 Aussies. They take one more look at the body. Barry shrugs. Bluey removes the cash, pockets it, then throws the wallet on the sand. They turn and leave. Mace [ 06-24-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]