Mace

up ye goo,laddy!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lindan: <hr width=30> If the stars are right and Nyarlathotep finally arrives to devastate the earth and claim all the living things, what will happen to the cesspool? <LI>doesn't matter, no living things in here <LI>the cesspool will die and all inhabitants will be send over as minion demons for Azathoth <LI>Nyarlathothep will see the cesspool and decides that he was better off on Formalhaut, waves hello and is off again, taking only Seanachai with him for good measure. <LI>who the feck is Nyarlathotep? <LI>Lovecraft was nearly as nuts as Meeks anyway. <LI>all of the above <LI>none of the above <LI>go to hell and/or send me a setup. Lindan<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yep, as per Pawspoon, this doesn't match correct cesspool point notation protocal number 788.888.1 'correct cesspool point notation protocol'. Hence you will now be rediculed, lambasted and insulted as per cesspool protocols 1.1 through to XXIV. As for Nyarthalotep and the rest of his/hers/its Cult of Cthulu Old ones wussies, when they have nightmares they dream of the cesspoolers (and Berli in particular), and the reason their spawn was forever sealed behind gigantic green doors on some uncharted islands is basically, they think it unsafe to wander the Earth with us around. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goanna: Cross of Iron on the other hand is not ****e, and Sam Peckinpaw was a dude. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *SNIFF* I love you, dude!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Some men they like fishin' Some men like the foulin' Some men like to hear To hear the cannonball rollin' But me, I like sleepin' Especially in my Emma's chamber But here I am in the mire Here I am just a chain'ed squire <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have fond memories of the Thin Lizzy cover of this song....it's amazing how this memory can quickly be cheapened by simple misquoting! *in the voice of Vyvyan* PL, you're a complete and utter bastard! Mace [ 07-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: They would sit and babble about . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the various positions they liked to explore, like the...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Road Warrior has been remastered and is available on DVD!!!!!! Drop what you are doing, rush to Best Buy and get this! Perhaps the best movie ever, definitely the best to come up from Down Under.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mad Max was the far superior movie!!! Mace (isn't it ironic).

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: I could just click "Go", but I would be wondering if the "Go" button will be here tomorrow <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Phan, the Go button will always be there for you! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. JohnsonIf all sheep had wings what would you do? Move onto (hehehe onto) Kangeroos?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh <giggle>! You made me laugh! I really needed a good chuckle this weekend! No wait, that was a convulsion! Damn,I always get the two confused. Now Mr Jonny Boy, let me pass on my great wisdom before I depart for bed. As a bird went flying by, it dropped a message from the sky! As I wiped it from my eye, "thanks be that sheep can't fly" There's a message in there for all of us. Probably some little lesson like "you suck" or "low-life loser" ( the triple l ), but a lesson none-the-less! btw it's Kangaroo (repeat after me): Kangaroo - Spelt: K.x.w.t.t.l.p.u.y.t Kangaroo Thankewe, and guten nacht! Mace

btw I'm ascared for this thread though...premature lockdown ain't pretty! Hi Mom! Mace

No, your acronym is PEING! PENG People Enjoying Nice Games PENG Mace

Stand up...and FIGHT!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: by the way I am a firm believer in the right to an abortion of a fetus up to the 17th or 18th year<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would like a slight amendment to that rule: 108) the right to abort off-spring and/or wives at any age, or xx) installation at birth of on/off switches, with automatic shut down enabled if jaws are flapping more than 1 minute, or 4.7.1) the ability for off-spring to gain employment and move out-of-home at time of birth (yes I know they're a bit young, but just think of what dandy paperweights they could make). I also believe alcoholic beverages should be free! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...super karate money death car. but that was not the worst of it. mrs. ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Phillips had just parked it, as was evident by the extensive panel damage to one side, and duco scratches to the other. This along with the suspension damage, holes in the sump and busted radiator hoses was a result of parking on a ....

Let's just back off with the SSNs abuse, will we? Oh yes, they annoy, are rude, vulgar, lack wit, are not very bright, and to top that post mindless drivel. But they do serve a purpose...just think how good they make us look in comparison!!! Mace

OK, fess up! Which one of you nongs came in and bumped the faq! No one's going home until I receive a confession!!!!

Oh evil one (that's the Rune evil one, not the Berli evil one. You know, evil has so many guises, it's so easy to get them confused. Take my boss, evil incarnate! Why just the other ... oh, but I digress) send me this most abominable piece of CM corruption, so that it may stain the very essence of my soul! Mace

..bite their heads off, suck their guts out, throw their skins away. That's how I got so big and strong, I eat worms ev..er..y day! Mace

Ahhh, a lawyer who misreads! How typical. I never said it was a bad idea, ya nong! I was just trying to establish a relationship between your better ideas and the amount of alcohol consumed! As for spending your efforts on Stuka, I believe he's already spoken for (but good luck to you anyway). Mace

I think it's main purpose was to clear the engine deck of nasty uberhamsters intent on piddling into the engine bay, or pooping just behind the turret rear. Mace

I think it's main purpose was to clear the engine deck of nasty uberhamsters intent on piddling into the engine bay, or pooping just behind the turret rear. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Lady Penelope is nothing but a two bit Ho who has nothing better to do than tease and taunt menfolk with her aristocratic aloofness. She never even put out for any of the guys or took the time to display some ample cleavage or even to cross her legs in a tasteful manner.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well I think that's understandable, puppet sex I believe would be a very dangerous proposition, what with the fear of getting one's strings twisted and tangled. Anyhow, perhaps Parker served other purposes? Mace

Lawyer, had a liquid lunch again?! Mace [ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: "I'm good enough to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to confuse Mace"! And he was too, because Mace is wondering if Phan got Speedy and Speedhump mixed up? Phan, can you please...

I thought we more owed homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Mace ...I hate you lots and lots.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> First discarded like an old, chewed up rubber mouse that the cat's lost interest in, and now hated, it's just been one of those weeks (as per normal)! *Sigh* Oh well! In my dispair, let's have a bit of a sing-a-long shall we: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I'll go eat worms, Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Worm donations accepted! Thankewe. Mace