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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Disgusted with all this self-delusion, HerrOberst packed up the FAQers in his Expedition and drove them all to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a quick mass suicide! It was his inane droning on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and... ... ... ... ...and on and on and... ... ... ... ... ... ... on and on and on and on about... [ 06-08-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: "Russell the love muscle" stopped his flexing for a moment and looked upon Harry Oberst. His response was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "I'm bleedin' huge! Cop of a feel of my massive"...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: 'Tinkering"?, Is that what you call it? First Sheep and now PC's. Mace, have you NO morals? Animal, vegetable or mineral, you will do anything to anything won't you? A 'Collosal Pervert' is the term that springs to mind. *Sniff* Good on ya mate!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can categorically state that my PC is consenting! Mace

I hate you, Pawbroon. The amount of drivel posted by cesspoolers has suddenly grown at an exponential rate due to your stinking competition, and to keep well informed *HAH*, I have to read the whole bloody lot! The terrible thing is that the typical post is now 500 paragraphs of mind numbingness, rather than the usual 1 or 2! <FEH> And for what? 6 bottles of French Wine. <FEH, BLAH> I hate you, I loathe you, and I hope the bogies drop off your AFVs in your next CM game (btw, this is a collective hate to be directed to all of you). Mace Oh yes, while I'm at it...I'll be tinkering with my PC tonight so expect no turns for at least another 24 hours

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tero: The Pacific lobby is so strong (on the account of being an American one; translators note) that it will be hard to overcome.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Us Aussies were there too!!! btw, Tero, thanks for the translation mate! Mace

One question: In CMBO, one skin is mapped to both the left and right hull/turret sides through mirroring. Of course this makes it a bit difficult to use lettering or numerals in mods. Will CM2 allow seperate turret/hull side skins for both the left and right sides for each AFV? Mace

OOOOH....real grog-porn! Thanks Matt

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: What's wrong? Swallow another ball of sheep fluff? =)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, that's my heart stuck in my throat!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: Presents? =| Kitty<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *AHEM* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: There is a thin margin between being obnoxious and being pathetic...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh I don't know..I think I've managed to achieve both! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: "Why when I was young, we didn't even have computers to do this, we had to keep a FAQ by..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...chiseling it into the back of each other's skulls"! "This was until some one a lot brighter than us pointed out we could actualy write it down on sheets of paper using a pen". "So we....

Yeh, *noticing the various articles referenced from the one page*, I've been very, very naughty! Processing CMBO turns does take time, on top of that I have my sleazy and degenerate lifestyle to pursue. So given a limited amount of leisure time I'll have during incarceration, something will have to give, so no more CMBO PBEMs for Macey Mace PS Hey Kitty, any chance of we sharing the same cell? [ 06-06-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I passed on my birthday greetings to Kitty yesterday, just to beat the rush of slobbering sycophants.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I guess that makes you part of the group of we slobbering sycophants, 'cause Berli got his greetings to Kitty a couple of days ago! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berli: Mace, you do realize that you are seriously unbalanced, don't you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Funny, the voices in my head mentioned that just the other day. Mace

Midnight! It’s time!!!! *spotlights turn on, casting beams of light on a the cylindrical object, revealing what is actually a MASSIVE BIRTHDAY CAKE* *Music starts up - Ta ta dum…ta ta dum…ta ta dum dum dum* *From the top of the cake jumps out….Mace!* Happy birthday….. *Mace removes his shoes and throws them into the cesspoolers* …to you! *Mace removes his socks, gives them a twirl, and throws them as well* Happy birthday….. *Removes his tie slowly, then drapes it over one of the birthday girl’s shoulders* …to you! *Mace unbuttons his shirt, removes it, and tosses it to one side* Happy birthdaaaaAAAAAaaay…..dearest Kitty *Unbuckles his belt and drops it to the floor* Happy birthday… *drops pants, kicks them off, saunters up to the birthday girl then sits on her lap* …toooOOOOoooo YOOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOOoooou!!! *KISS!* Happy birthday, Kitty Mace PS Do you realise how hard it is to find a good cyber stripper?

Drum roll..... [ 06-06-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra: Is it what I think it is, Mace? Is it what we discussed yesterday? Will we need paper hats?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh bugger!!! *runs off to get paper hats, balloons and streamers*

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Quick! Someone grab a look at Maces building plans! We've only got a few seconds before he realises its actually a scrapbook of Peng's "Men who wear Tutu's in odd places" yearly gala ball. Still, even that may keep Mace occupied for awhile.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm working on this structure solely through my imagination here, I don't need no steeeenking plans! Hey this isn't no sheep-porn mag!!! *Shoves scrapbook of "Men who wear Tutu's in odd places" in pocket for later reference* Oh..sh*t...the invitations! **INVITATION TO A SPECIAL EVENT*** wtf is happening?: Mace will reveal all (and I do mean all) When?: Midnight Cesspool time Who's invited?: Extended to all cesspoolers (Newbies can go die) Bring your own grog (that's Aussie for alcohol, but hey we're opened minded here, if you want to bring a grog feel free)! ************************************* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Is it a memorial to the "Unknown Sheep" with eternal flame and all?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No! Busy! Can't stop to talk!!!! *Builds scaffolding to which are attached many spot-lights, all pointed towards cylindrical object* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: That way we would realize we are in a two game losing streak and forget that . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...end-of-season winning cup. Actually a lot of players forgot their cups that day, leading to more severe groinal injuries, as.... [ 06-05-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader (and skillfully edited by Mace): Hey YK2, you know, in a way, you are kinda like my sister...... I still wouldn't mind seeing you naked though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey Panzer, Are you inferring that you always take your clothes off when you visit your sister...isn't that Fruedian or something? *shrugs* Mace

Right...a bit more right!!! Bugger it, you've gone to far right!! A bit over to the left now...that's it, spot on! Lower away!!! *lowers tiered cylindrical object onto prime piece of cesspool real estate* What's the rest of you looking at? Nothing to see here, Sod off! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Umm, Mace, that wasn't a ewe we sent you . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It wasn't? *ponders* Well with ones eyes shut it all feels the same! *shrugs* btw Lorak has been noticed by his absence. Perhaps he fell in battle on some Tribes 2 front? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: How will we retain our position as the Gamey giant if...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...we don't complete production of our Gamey giant enforcement Robot with built in miniguns and tactical nuclear missiles" <tm>!!!! "I want those Robots out on the street enforcing our will NOW!!!" Pulling out his favorite baseball bat..the chairman rose from his seat at the head of the table, walked around to stand behind the manager in charge of robotics, lifted the bat, then...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sten: Never mind me. I must be about as worthless as humans get. After all, I spend part of each day looking at a bunch of guys sitting in a pool of cess, right? I could jump right in there with them, but no, I'm too pitiful even for that. I tremble with fear just thinking about mingling with people who has a full *pair* (or at least sound like they do), wheras mine are too small to be counted in discreet measures. And to top it off, I actually find it funny! I really have to get myself one of those life-thingies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok, who let the flagellant in? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra: If Peng is already the word (or one of the words), how can there be a word of the word? I'm very confused.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Babs, this is because it's greater than all of us! Mace