Boo Radley Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo I AM hurt ... I did it for YOU lad, knowing your difficulty with the old internal memory chip (if you get my drift) I thought a reminder, a bookmark so to speak, would be of assistance. Sorry it was misplaced ... {sheesh, try to do something NICE for the less fortunate and what do you get ...} Joe Are you kidding? I played left drift in high school. As for needing a reminder, a bookmark, a touchstone, a keepsake, a memento, a memorial, a relic, a remembrancer, a souvenir, a token, a trophy, a memo, a memorandum, a note, a notice, a hint, an intimation, a suggestion, an admonition... what were we talking about again? Oh, yes! Remember, I am MUCH younger than you. The old synapses are all firing quite well in comparison to that Model T power plant you keep between your ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo I AM hurt ... I did it for YOU lad, knowing your difficulty with the old internal memory chip (if you get my drift) I thought a reminder, a bookmark so to speak, would be of assistance. Sorry it was misplaced ... {sheesh, try to do something NICE for the less fortunate and what do you get ...} Are you kidding? I played left drift in high school. As for needing a reminder, a bookmark, a touchstone, a keepsake, a memento, a memorial, a relic, a remembrancer, a souvenir, a token, a trophy, a memo, a memorandum, a note, a notice, a hint, an intimation, a suggestion, an admonition... what were we talking about again? Oh, yes! Remember, I am MUCH younger than you. The old synapses are all firing quite well in comparison to that Model T power plant you keep between your ears. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo I AM hurt ... I did it for YOU lad, knowing your difficulty with the old internal memory chip (if you get my drift) I thought a reminder, a bookmark so to speak, would be of assistance. Sorry it was misplaced ... {sheesh, try to do something NICE for the less fortunate and what do you get ...} Are you kidding? I played left drift in high school. As for needing a reminder, a bookmark, a touchstone, a keepsake, a memento, a memorial, a relic, a remembrancer, a souvenir, a token, a trophy, a memo, a memorandum, a note, a notice, a hint, an intimation, a suggestion, an admonition... what were we talking about again? Oh, yes! Remember, I am MUCH younger than you. The old synapses are all firing quite well in comparison to that Model T power plant you keep between your ears. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 It was a joke, Joe. I'd try it again, but "once you repeat a joke, it stops being a joke and becomes a learning experience*. (As quoted by that wonderful lady, my Great Aunt Ruth Davidson, a 6th grade English teacher who knew how to deal with recalcitrant yabos like you.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 It was a joke, Joe. I'd try it again, but "once you repeat a joke, it stops being a joke and becomes a learning experience*. (As quoted by that wonderful lady, my Great Aunt Ruth Davidson, a 6th grade English teacher who knew how to deal with recalcitrant yabos like you.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It was a joke, Joe. I'd try it again, but "once you repeat a joke, it stops being a joke and becomes a learning experience*. (As quoted by that wonderful lady, my Great Aunt Ruth Davidson, a 6th grade English teacher who knew how to deal with recalcitrant yabos like you.) Hmmmm, was it now ... I was under the impression that, in order for it to be a joke, it had to be funny. My mistake. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: It was a joke, Joe. I'd try it again, but "once you repeat a joke, it stops being a joke and becomes a learning experience*. (As quoted by that wonderful lady, my Great Aunt Ruth Davidson, a 6th grade English teacher who knew how to deal with recalcitrant yabos like you.) Hmmmm, was it now ... I was under the impression that, in order for it to be a joke, it had to be funny. My mistake. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 See? That's what I'm talking about. If the person is either clueless, or just too, too abysmally dense to get the joke on the first try, it must either be repeated or explained. Sometimes, in the case of the cataclysmically slow, or Texans, it must be repeated AND explained. Many times with visual aids or even in extreme cases (Texans) acted out with hand puppets and behavior modification techniques, utilizing electro-shock and clown mallets. But don't despair! (Or go ahead and despair, it's always fun to watch.) We'll continue working with you so that, one day, maybe, if we're extremely lucky and the universe doesn't die of entropy in the meantime, you too can laugh along with the others and not sit painfully by yourself in a dim, grey world of humor impairment. Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 See? That's what I'm talking about. If the person is either clueless, or just too, too abysmally dense to get the joke on the first try, it must either be repeated or explained. Sometimes, in the case of the cataclysmically slow, or Texans, it must be repeated AND explained. Many times with visual aids or even in extreme cases (Texans) acted out with hand puppets and behavior modification techniques, utilizing electro-shock and clown mallets. But don't despair! (Or go ahead and despair, it's always fun to watch.) We'll continue working with you so that, one day, maybe, if we're extremely lucky and the universe doesn't die of entropy in the meantime, you too can laugh along with the others and not sit painfully by yourself in a dim, grey world of humor impairment. Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy.Are you kidding? You've seen the pics, right? People would be shooting their TVs. The only thing a telethon like that would help is Sony, Phillips and Magnavox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy.Are you kidding? You've seen the pics, right? People would be shooting their TVs. The only thing a telethon like that would help is Sony, Phillips and Magnavox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Sobriety is the key to happiness!!!!!You gotta be stoned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Sobriety is the key to happiness!!!!!You gotta be stoned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Rikki Tikki Tavi says "Run and find out!" rik-a-tik-tik-tik! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Rikki Tikki Tavi says "Run and find out!" rik-a-tik-tik-tik! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. This one gets it. We should keep it around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. This one gets it. We should keep it around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: You are a fly among these clumps of dung.*sniff sniff* What is that revolting sme...Oh it's a Tasmanian! Self explanatory really. Carry on. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aguirre: You are a fly among these clumps of dung.*sniff sniff* What is that revolting sme...Oh it's a Tasmanian! Self explanatory really. Carry on. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy.Are you kidding? You've seen the pics, right? People would be shooting their TVs. The only thing a telethon like that would help is Sony, Phillips and Magnavox. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Maybe Jerry Lewis will organize a telethon and you can be the poster boy.Are you kidding? You've seen the pics, right? People would be shooting their TVs. The only thing a telethon like that would help is Sony, Phillips and Magnavox. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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