Stuka Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Speedy gamely attacks with tank crews and mortar ammo bearers...a Gentleman would simply admit defeat but in this case...Nooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Speedy gamely attacks with tank crews and mortar ammo bearers...a Gentleman would simply admit defeat but in this case...Nooooo. And how, pray tell, would YOU know what a Gentleman would do ... did you read it in a comic book someplace? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Speedy gamely attacks with tank crews and mortar ammo bearers...a Gentleman would simply admit defeat but in this case...Nooooo. They're pistol wielding American tank crews and they kick teutonic ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 And how, pray tell, would YOU know what a Gentleman would do ... did you read it in a comic book someplace? Aren't those the ones you let him borrow? The ones with the public service ads on the back page that tell you how to recognize the symptoms of venereal disease? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Aren't those the ones you let him borrow? The ones with the public service ads on the back page that tell you how to recognize the symptoms of venereal disease? MichaelAre you joking ... those are classics, I'd never let them go to an Australopithecine. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Aren't those the ones you let him borrow? The ones with the public service ads on the back page that tell you how to recognize the symptoms of venereal disease? Michael And did they help you, Michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 And did they help you, Michael? I didn't need it. I did notice however in Joe's copy that he had underlined several passages with the same purple crayon he uses for all his correspondence. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Emrys models for the 'after' shots in the VD advertisements, which is ironic given that he is a 76 year old virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 ...a 76 year old virgin. Wrong on both counts...as with everything else you post. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Emrys models for the 'after' shots in the VD advertisements. So... he's the cured one? I don't understand what you're trying to say. Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I don't understand what you're trying to say. Forgive me for using conversational English. Would you prefer subtitles in Retardio Ohioan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Forgive me for using conversational English. Would you prefer subtitles in Retardio Ohioan?We'd prefer no replies at all from you but after all these years it's obvious you can't take a hint. Oh ... happy birthday dalem ... whatever. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I am the life blood of the MBT and you would do well to remember that! Actually you'd do well to remember to remove your pants before your morning oblutions but we can't expect miracles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I am the life blood of the MBT... Actually, more like a pus pocket. A boil in need of lancing. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 'The Pus Pocket Of The MBT' - there's a whole new sig for you Stuka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Forgive me. No. But it's nice that you feel penitent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 The 'Pocket Rocket of the MBT', now that has a ring to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herr_oberst Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Argh, news of the day... The vile forces of good (read Schmuzzsaw and House Rune) have prevailed over the vile forces of evil (read Joe Pshaw's hovel commanded (however poorly) by Herr Oberst) in an ugly nighttime armor duel. He made use of all sorts of gamey force purchasing and utilized things like tactics, maneuver, and force concentration to smite my valorous hamstertruppen... soundly. +1 to House Rune, and -1 to The Shaved House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 The 'Pocket Rocket of the MBT', now that has a ring to it! Clunk is more like it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 'The Pus Pocket Of The MBT' - there's a whole new sig for you Stuka. Quite disgusting if you ask me, but also apropos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Apropos is the Greek God of 'dieing alot at the hands of M8 mobile artillery'. He must be your patron saint Nidan1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Argh, news of the day... The vile forces of good (read Schmuzzsaw and House Rune) have prevailed over the vile forces of evil (read Joe Pshaw's hovel commanded (however poorly) by Herr Oberst) in an ugly nighttime armor duel. He made use of all sorts of gamey force purchasing and utilized things like tactics, maneuver, and force concentration to smite my valorous hamstertruppen... soundly. +1 to House Rune, and -1 to The Shaved House. The Shavian House is not responsible for the lack of content in the above post. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Or in any of their posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 The news is true! In my first battle wearing the mantle of Squire of House Rune, I have triumphed over Herr Oberst and the vile Shavian House. I think that Oberst was confused by the nighttime battle and was expecting some kind of evening soiree. That is the only way I can explain the large number of recreational vehicles he purchased, and the giant hookahs that many of his squads were carrying slung over their shoulders. Sadly, my daring, hedge-cutting Stuart did not survive the fray, but his display of horticultural finesse induced the expected shock and awe, and I have dedicated this victory to the memory of that brave crew, and to my liege, the magnificent and inspiring Lord Rune. Not to worry about the lack of content in Oberst's posts. As this was a Blood Hamster Match, I'll be taking care or that forthwith. Lastly, a few pics further documenting the rise to greatness of Buzzsaw, and, just as importantly, the total humiliation of the Shavian House. Oberst's party vagons didn't last long, even when they had some protection. The brave hedge cutter has laid down its life to open the way for his brothers. Somebody is just asking for a rear penetration. Total victory for House Rune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Another victory for House Rune! Marlow and I haven't figured out how to successfully trade cease fire turns, but my infantry has been pounded to a pulp by ‘splodey things, and I must admit defeat. No doubt Marlow’s experience with hillbilly dynamite fishing informed his tactics in this battle, and I thank my elder in House Rune for his informative lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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