Joe Shaw Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I'll have you know that the whole time that Stuka was at my place this past summer he never spoke with marbles in his mouth. The clicks and whistles were difficult to understand, but his lovely wife was able to translate most of the time. Not that he had anything really interesting to say anyway.Oh for Gawd's sake ... sure he came to see you, sure you don't get many visitors ... okay you don't get any visitors and no the pizza delivery guy doesn't count ... but a little less fawning over the lad wouldn't be amiss. And while I did make reference to "marbles in his mouth" it was meant to illustrate the way they all talk in Australopithecineland and was not meant to be taken literally. Mind you I've no doubt that the lovely and talented Baroness Von Stuka was of immense help ... not only for wiping the slobber off his chin but also because she's a Shaw and you just can't do better than that. Frankly I strongly suspect that she had to be drugged to the altar and no I don't mean dragged (yes it's an old line I first used for Lar's marriage but somethings are just true and need to be repeated.) Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 ... she's a Shaw and you just can't do better than that. Joe Absolutely nothing against the Baroness Von Stuka, but she's obviously willing to settle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 ...somethings are just true and need to be repeated.) Who's been whispering things in Shaw's ear? I thought we all agreed not to give him any more clues. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Absolutely nothing against the Baroness Von Stuka, but she's obviously willing to settle. Nothing wrong with settling for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I’m right here, hiding from you, not sending any setup, quaking in my ballet shoes. I figured as much, all challenge and no action. There was another wussie like you about 2 months ago, Charlie Marlow I think was the handle and he actually managed to conjure up a setup although I guess my returned file was of such devastating genius that he is still in therapy trying to recover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Nothing wrong with settling for the best. So, you're saying that Stuka is the best? Is that what you're saying, Joe? Because I'd just like to be clear on this. And about how much he's paying you. Who are his lobbyists? Have you been... compromised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Buy new glasses Boo...or drink less, your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freyland Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I have never played marbles before, but if they are placed in Stuka's mouth I will pass, as it sounds like a sick derivative of Spin-the-Bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 So, you're saying that Stuka is the best? Is that what you're saying, Joe? Because I'd just like to be clear on this. And about how much he's paying you. Who are his lobbyists? Have you been... compromised?You idiot, I didn't say that ... HE did. And you a copywriter ... for shame sir. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 So Boo is a shameful, idiotic copywriter? His ancestors must be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You idiot, I didn't say that ... HE did. And you a copywriter ... for shame sir. Joe I don't know why, but I keep getting you two confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You also confuse pants and small animals, whats your point Sparky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I don't know why, but I keep getting you two confused.I see no need to insult me ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 There's every need to insult you, however Boo's faux pas was an honor of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 There's every need to insult you, however Boo's faux pas was an honor of the highest order.Yes it certainly IS a horror of the hi ... wait ... what? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You two even look a little bit alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You two even look a little bit alike. Again ... no call to insult me Boo Radley ... you can call me old (I am and you have), you can call me a Mormon (I'm not but you have) but saying that I look like an Australopithecine and especially one as hideous as Stuka is going too far! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Shhh...slowly, grasshopper...breathe, focus. Then attempt to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Shhh...slowly, grasshopper...breathe, focus. Then attempt to speak. Excellent ... I think that self improvement course may be taking hold finally. But don't push past your limits ... just deal with breathing for now ... unless you choose to stop which is okay with us. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I don't know why, but I keep getting you two confused. It's the family resemblance. Could fool anybody. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 insult me Boo Radley. Joe Okay... don't mind if I do. The only way you could light up a room would be if someone set fire to you. There. Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Okay... don't mind if I do. The only way you could light up a room would be if someone set fire to you. There. Happy now? He told me the sun shines out of his... well, you know. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Stop thinking about Joe's bum and send a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 Stop talking about Joe's bum and send a setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Does this thread make my butt look big? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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