Stuka Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I am outmanhoovering Nidan1 in CMAK and possibly CMBN. You don't know what game you're playing? Figures... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Let it be known, that Buzzsaw by virtue [sheesh, virtue in the Peng Challenge Thread?] of his beating a lower life form, but still a Kaniggit Stuka, is hereby promoted to the rank of Kaniggit, and all rights and priviledges it entails as soon as he supplies the olde ones the secretaries they deserve...errr... want. So let it be written by Joebob Shaw. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 You don't know what game you're playing? Figures... I find your inability to comprehend English amusing and not at all surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 And so, let the official record reflect that my promise has been kept. Stuka has been stuck down by this noble squire of House Rune. The boastful Aussie was brought to his knees by a combination of tactical genius, awe inducing audacity, and Rune granted divine providence. Future scholars may well recognize this occasion as a seminal event in the hallowed history of the MBT. For today, in the fertile combination of sticky Cesspool muck and a fine mulch of Stuka viscera, the Cesspool's greatest knight has taken root. Behold Sir Buzzsaw! I wish that I could say the battle was hard-fought, but the truth is that after a push on my right flank was repulsed, Stuka stood little chance. Most of the game was spent with Stuka rustling around in the bushes and occasionally running into buildings moments before they collapsed. This is probably a story best told in pictures. Look Fritz, another flying gerkin. Let's catch this one on our thin top armor. Can you guess which side of the village Stuka was in? (Hint, look for rubble and lots of bodies.) Stuka's camp out near the map edge was interrupted by HE. Teleporting Panther did some damage, but did not last long. Total Victory for a Total Knight. Witness the coming of Sir Buzzsaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 English is fine, it's the Ohioan clicks, chirps and whistles that are incomprehendable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Note Buzzsaw's gamey use of grid contour stuff, gamey use of a [sneer]QB ME[/sneer] and gamey purchase of 8 Shermans plus 2 H/Ts against my sensible but flawed purchase of only 2 Panthers. The rest was a foregone conclusion hence my brave decision to end the debacle early. This should have been a 'best of three'. Nevertheless, welcome to the round table young Buzzsaw, you'll find it to be nothing like you'd hoped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 English is fine, it's the Ohioan clicks, chirps and whistles that are incomprehendable. Incomprehendable? You really make it too damn easy, you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 'tis a common word in educated circles, no surprise you are befuddled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 'tis a common word in educated circles, no surprise you are befuddled. incomprehendable - The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Not according to Merriam-Webster. But you're probably used to using Woolabong's G'day Mate Australyun Special Edition dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Stuka just makes it up as he goes along. It's best to simply ignore him, unless you like shooting fish in a barrel. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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