Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 And there's a man who speaks from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Jealousy becomes you Boo Radley, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Jealousy becomes you Boo Radley, keep it up. Jealousy? Of YOU? See, that entire concept makes no sense. It's an anathema to anything considered reasonable. As are you. You're sort of like the anti-matter version of anything reasonable or logical or even just correct. As a matter of fact, I propose that from now on, whenever we want to describe something that is just completely and totally incorrect, that flies in the face of what we all know to be right, we just refer to it as "Stukastic". For example: Mace: "I am a very handsome man and a genius at CM". Anybody else: "You're being Stukastic again. Do we need to tranquilize you some more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Let It Be Known! Sir Boo Radley is hereby and shall be considered armed and dangerous ... I'll be out of town most of this week and the next week and therefore you lot are to pay attention to his proclamations ... Yeah, I know, I crack myself up too ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Your'e always out of town!! (and the crowds rejoice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Your'e always out of town!! (and the crowds rejoice) Unlike some people whose jobs entail counting camel poop, I have responsibilities in the real world that require my presence. Therefore I shall be flying the friendly skies of United this afternoon to glamourous downtown Reno, Nevada ... This is me wearing my excited face. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 This is me wearing my excited face. Joe Really. I'd hate to see you despondent. Actually, I'd hate to see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'll be out of town most of this week and the next week... In my infinite compassion and mercy for the people of this thread, I have willed it to be so. You may now make sacrifices of rejoicing and thanksgiving and burn incense on your altars to me. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 Therefore I shall be flying the friendly skies of United this afternoon to glamourous downtown Reno, Nevada. Joe You never tire of being groped by burly TSA personnel, do you Joe? Step right up sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You never tire of being groped by burly TSA personnel, do you Joe? It's been noticed that after he gets on the plane he spends an inordinate amount of time in the restroom. And he's not smoking cigarettes either. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 It's been noticed that after he gets on the plane he spends an inordinate amount of time in the restroom. And he's not smoking cigarettes either. Michael Of course not, that would be illegal and besides I haven't smoked for decades now and ... wait ... what? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 ... wait ... what? That's right, Joe. You never noticed that lens in the light fixture, did you? We have it all on tape, hours and hours of it. Now it would be a shame it they were to somehow find their way to your employer's desk, wouldn't it? Someone will be contacting you with instructions soon. I suggest that you follow those to the precise letter. There's really no need for you to worry, heh heh. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 That's right, Joe. You never noticed that lens in the light fixture, did you? We have it all on tape, hours and hours of it. Now it would be a shame it they were to somehow find their way to your employer's desk, wouldn't it? Someone will be contacting you with instructions soon. I suggest that you follow those to the precise letter. There's really no need for you to worry, heh heh. MichaelNow I KNOW you're lying, there's no way you have hours and hours of tape ... minutes maybe ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 But spread over dozens of flights... Besides, there were your rather elaborate preparations, which good taste bids me not to expand on here, as well as your extended coma "after". Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Of course not, that would be illegal and besides I haven't smoked for decades now and ... wait ... what? Joe Although I cannot make that same claim, I have not had a cigarette in 19 days. With any kind of luck, I will never have another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Hello Peng people. This is my first venture onto this thread. I have read of it and and about it for many years but haven't ventured into it till now. I have suffered from various ailments, mostley mental, for a while now and I have noticed that whenever I venture to read the "thread" I feel better about my self and my symptoms seem to recede a bit. I don't quite know what to attribute it to but thanks. Georgie:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I have suffered from various ailments, mostley mental, for a while now and I have noticed that whenever I venture to read the "thread" I feel better about my self and my symptoms seem to recede a bit. I don't quite know what to attribute it to but thanks. That is due to the miraculous healing powers of my words. Although, I must admit that I find this crowd quite a challenge. Most of them appear to be so far gone that not even I can drag them back from delusion and insanity. BTW, you're welcome. Now go away, I have work to do. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Although I cannot make that same claim, I have not had a cigarette in 19 days. With any kind of luck, I will never have another. Suicide would guarantee it. I unreservedly recommend that course to you. Not smoking is important to your health and those around you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 That is due to the miraculous healing powers of my words. Michael Yeah, they're a lot like dog saliva. Except not quite as antiseptic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Suicide would guarantee it. I unreservedly recommend that course to you. Not smoking is important to your health and those around you. Michael I'll second that, with experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Days off work are awesome. Chicken Pox sux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Days off work are awesome. Chicken Pox sux. Aren't you too old for chicken pox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Aren't you too old for chicken pox? Depends on what you mean by your question. You're never too old to catch it for the first time. You can definitely be too old to enjoy it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 That is due to the miraculous healing powers of my words. Although, I must admit that I find this crowd quite a challenge. Most of them appear to be so far gone that not even I can drag them back from delusion and insanity. BTW, you're welcome. Now go away, I have work to do. Michael Thanks Michael for your welcome and you don't seem to be nearly as far gone as the rest of the Peng people and don't under estimate yourself you are probably very effective in drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 You can definitely be too old to enjoy it. This. On a bright note I could get some cool pox scars out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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