Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What's a salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What's a salad? it's that poofy green stuff ya missus tries to sneak onto ya snags when yer 'aving a beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Lads it's my sad duty to inform you of an act of Un-Cesspudlian behavior in our ranks. {Joe pauses to let the hubub die down and to allow Michael an opportunity to get himself under control and stop sobbing hysterically} As you know I've recently begun a game with NG Cavscout in CMBN. I won't commit the offense of repeating his insipid initial emails but you may take MY word for it as your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread that they were ... minimal comments. But at least they were comments. I responded with the following ... I do don't I ... you're very lucky to be playing me, others wouldn't be so kind. Not glittering prose to be sure but well within the traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread. His response to me in the email that accompanied his latest turn ... NOTHING! Not a single word, not even a smilie. Now I ask you lads, is that the behavior of a true Knight of the CessPool and I answer for you as I know you would ... NO Joe, it isn't. Now I don't doubt for an instance that if he had the native wit of a clam he could have come up with something, even an "oh yeah, well so's your old man." But let's face it lads, he simply needs help. Can you take just a moment of your time, can you spend just a few braincells, can you ... help? For if ever there was a soul in need, it is NG Cavscout. Please make your suggestions here, for his sake. I'm not asking for King Henry the freaking Fourth here lads, just a few words to let me know that I'm playing a CessPudlian. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I thought you would be used to people not wanting to talk with you by now Joe since you have had so much experience with it? Cavscout always talks to me in his emails, and I like him his soldiers are good at getting shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Poor Joe. He has fallen into my evil plan and is losing quite badly. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Poor Joe. He has fallen into my evil plan and is losing quite badly. SteveWe'll never know if you don't send a turn will we? Joe [EDIT: Spoke too soon, he did send a turn .... let's see how humorous it is shall we?] [Well no clown cars ... yet ... but I wouldn't put it past him] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Lads it's my sad duty to inform you of an act of Un-Cesspudlian behavior in our ranks. {Joe pauses to let the hubub die down and to allow Michael an opportunity to get himself under control and stop sobbing hysterically} As you know I've recently begun a game with NG Cavscout in CMBN. I won't commit the offense of repeating his insipid initial emails but you may take MY word for it as your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread that they were ... minimal comments. But at least they were comments. I responded with the following ... Not glittering prose to be sure but well within the traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread. His response to me in the email that accompanied his latest turn ... NOTHING! Not a single word, not even a smilie. Now I ask you lads, is that the behavior of a true Knight of the CessPool and I answer for you as I know you would ... NO Joe, it isn't. Now I don't doubt for an instance that if he had the native wit of a clam he could have come up with something, even an "oh yeah, well so's your old man." But let's face it lads, he simply needs help. Can you take just a moment of your time, can you spend just a few braincells, can you ... help? For if ever there was a soul in need, it is NG Cavscout. Please make your suggestions here, for his sake. I'm not asking for King Henry the freaking Fourth here lads, just a few words to let me know that I'm playing a CessPudlian. Joe You drooling pustule, are you so desperate for any human interaction that I can't send a single un commented turn without you getting all flibberty gibberty and starting to tear up? Just turn to the senile twit next to you at the bingo table, no, not the bush in the corner, and see if he will talk to you. I, unlike some of us, have to work at night, so, rather than leave you with nothing to do all night but play shuffle board or yell for the nurse to bring you some pudding, I decided to send you a turn, so you could entertain yourself by clicking randomly on the screen. (maybe you can have that MG team fire again at some very dangerous bushes) Unfortunately, I had to leave for work, so I had no time to compose 4 sentences of flowery prose that you could take 3 hours to decipher using your "Boys Own Dictionary" to puzzle out the multi syllable words. I will be sure to not let it happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Good to see you are using your valuable work time in a productive activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Good to see you are using your valuable work time in a productive activity. He's a police officer ... it was either that or eat another donut. Now I just need another turn from him ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Hey send me a setup i'm about to go to work too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 That rapture thing was a crock! I put a few extra beers in the fridge for the zombie visitors and no-one came...so I drank them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Evidently, we all missed out on the Rapture. Myself? I was grilling some tasty chicken when 6PM rolled around. I yelled in the window, "Rose?" She said, "Yeah?" And I said, "Just checking". I needed to know if I should make two salads. What a soft hearted guy! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 ...just a few words to let me know that I'm playing a CessPudlian. "Ye gods, you really are a 100% jerk!" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Weeeee back up we go. Pillocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 "Ye gods, you really are a 100% jerk!" Michael No I'm not, haven't you seen the references to me as being the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread? At most I'm an 85% jerk. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Beloved of who?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Beloved of who?? of "whom" you slobbering imbecile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 He's a police officer ... it was either that or eat another donut. Now I just need another turn from him ... Joe Whines the guy who still owes me a turn. Slacker. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Poor old Hiram, a relic of a bygone era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 of "whom" you slobbering imbecile You actually expect Speedy to be able to speak English? You're more dizzy and confused than you normally are, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 You actually expect Speedy to be able to speak English? You're more dizzy and confused than you normally are, aren't you? am a bit bleary-eyed from reading the manual still. I am enjoying some of the humor injected into the text like "if you find your tank suddenly burning and smoking, its because you've been shot with an anti-tank gun" (paraphrasing from beginning of Page 43, Verses 1-4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Paraphrasing grog! Don't you realise that every reference to CMBN burns Boo Radley like a hot...burney...thing. You should have a care Sirrah!, and mention CMBN more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 You should have a care Sirrah I like a nice Sirrah. Not too oaky, little bit of fruit - lovely. And now one for Boo: CMBN. CMBN? CMBN! CMBN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Boo is a fruit? it all makes sense now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Whines the guy who still owes me a turn. Slacker. SteveTurn sent ... where's MY turn ... slacker. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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