Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I wandered into this thread by accident.I got very scared.I am running very fast to escape with my dignity and Manhood still intact.You guys really need to put a warning sign on the door to this thread in BIG RED LETTERS First lads, let me note with approval that some SSNs have SOME degree of wit, to wit they know when they're out of their league. And in all likelihood that's also true in the case of young (or perhaps not so young) SpinalButt ... I note that he's from Bradenton, Florida. Now I've been to Bradenton on business many years ago ... the "hot spot" for nighttime whoopee is the Holiday Inn, the drugstores have window displays featuring walkers and oxygen tanks and they have shuffleboard courts, and not just some painted lines on concrete but LIGHTED, OUTDOOR SHUFFLEBOARD COURTS WITH BLEACHERS AND ELECTRONIC SCOREBOARDS! It's a garden spot and no error. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Why don't you inquire as to whether or not he plays Rise of Flight....if the affirmative is true his membership is assured. Regardless of the fact that he is from Florida, or for that matter Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Why don't you inquire as to whether or not he plays Rise of Flight....if the affirmative is true his membership is assured. Regardless of the fact that he is from Florida, or for that matter Utah.Oh I think it's a given that he doesn't ... he doesn't have a space after his punctuation ... an ROF player would know better. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Now I've been to Bradenton on vacation... Justicar Stopout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ... it's just that anyone who plays ROF is demonstrably more informed and of a higher class than the dregs of society we normally have in here ... Clearly false since you play it...after a fashion. That fashion involving sudden stops following violent intimacy with the ground. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Now I've been to Bradenton...many years ago ... the "hot spot" for nighttime whoopee is the Holiday Inn, the drugstores have window displays featuring walkers and oxygen tanks and they have shuffleboard courts, and not just some painted lines on concrete but LIGHTED, OUTDOOR SHUFFLEBOARD COURTS WITH BLEACHERS AND ELECTRONIC SCOREBOARDS! It's a garden spot and no error. So you've found your ideal retirement community? Splendid. Why haven't you moved in yet? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 So you've found your ideal retirement community? Splendid. Why haven't you moved in yet? MichaelThey're just a bunch of wannabes, the National Shuffleboard Association doesn't have any tournaments there. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ...the National Shuffleboard Association doesn't have any tournaments there. Too bad. That might have been another game/sport you could lose at. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Too bad. That might have been another game/sport you could lose at. MichaelTrue ... of course I challenge other humans (if you can consider Cesspudlians to be human ... the jury's still out on many of them). I understand that there are some who haven't the nerve to play that way and restrict their activities to playing the {snicker} AI exclusively. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 So will Florida create the World Series of Shuffleboard and only play other 'merkins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Just played the Normandy demo...that AI is sneeksy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Probably........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Just played the Normandy demo...that AI is sneeksy! Oh ... poor Stuka ... did it use tactics and everything? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Not tactics. It does charge with its tank crews though. Which means I get to shoot them twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Not tactics. It does charge with its tank crews though. Which means I get to shoot them twice. My Gawd, look what the katt dragged in. Do we need a bigger cat to drag him out again? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Because you drink Foster's? EwwwwWWWwwwwwwwwww. EwwwWWWWWWWwwwwWWWWWWWWWWwwww! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww!!! **shudder** Simmox can't really be an aussie then if he drinks that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Have you ever tried Spotted Cow? Getting a bit lonely while working at daddy's diary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 So you've found your ideal retirement community? Splendid. Why haven't you moved in yet? 'cause when he lodges an application they board up then move on without a forwarding address. Just in case he's serious about where he wants to spend his twilight years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ps you can tell I'm catching up on this thread eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 ps you can tell I'm catching up on this thread eh? How can we avoid this in the future ... you catching up that is ... or even being here at all? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Getting a bit lonely while working at daddy's diary? Yes Mace, reading all the sad and weepy parts, like where he went to Oddstraylia to volunteer in their criminally negligent primary education system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 birthday is tomorrow and my present is a pre-ordered CM Norm game. am turning the answer to the universe. (Douglas Adams) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hey, Sedai. Happy Birthday tomorrow, and you seem to have gotten a great product for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Hey, Sedai. Happy Birthday tomorrow, and you seem to have gotten a great product for yourself. What in the name of Berli is this ... an SSN daring to dip his toe into the waters of the CessPool and, as if that's not bad enough, to say something nice about the likes of Hiram Sedai? And what the hell is CM Norm ... did BFC come out with a Cheers spin off game? What's next, CM Cliff? Well I won't stand for it. Hiram Sedai I hope you get a great product for yourself as well on your birthday, perhaps one that will temporarily relieve that "burning, itching sensation" you've been having lately, or perhaps one that will ease the torment you've suffered all these years from the weeping pustules on your ill favored face. Maybe you'll finally find something that will at least reduce the constant post nasal drip that requires you to noisily snort back the contents of your nostrils. Perhaps ... but I doubt it ... Happy Birthday anyway ... I suppose. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I won the Berlin thingy but it was a minor Victory. The gamey AI had no fricken flag. @Denture wearing Joe, are Mormons allowed to watch Cheers? Zyrtec is a godsend for the allergies but I do thank you for your heartfelt concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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