MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The Rules: !) Sod off! *) When in doubt, see rule !) @) Are you still here? Why haven't you Sodded Off yet? &) Still here? Too dense to Sod Off? Sigh. Okay, pay attention (then Sod Off!): #) This is the Peng Challenge Thread. Challenge someone SPECIFIC to a CMBN match, so long as you don't challenge a Knigget, a Lady of the Poole, or one of the Olde Ones. Preferably, you should challenge an SSN such as yourself. If you don't know what a Knigget, a Lady of the Poole, and Olde One or an SSN are, then you should just Sod Off! ^) By CHALLENGE, we mean you should sound off like you have a pair larger than that belonging to your average Hamstertruppen. If this is beyond your ability, Sod Off. $) Do not sound off ABOUT your pair. We aren't interested in such minor things. Pretend you have a modicum of style, of panache, of wittiness, or at least the intelligence God granted your average orangutang. If this is beyond your ability, then Sod Off! %) Still here? If you have any questions about the above, please take a seat in the nearest lavatory. One of our customer assistance specialists (Boo?! Get over here! We have another project for you!) will be with you shortly. Or you could just Sod Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Where is the file for the alternate hotkeys for the demo? thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Where is the file for the alternate hotkeys for the demo? thanks At my house. You want it? Bring beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemoN Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Why didn't BFC bring back the enter-infopanel? @ Flammenwerfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 At my house. You want it? Bring beer. IIRC you drink Corona Light. Be right over... I'll be the guy wearing red clown shoes and carrying a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'll be the guy wearing red clown shoes and carrying a shotgun.So, your plan is to blend in, eh? Whatever works, I suppose. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 2011 and the AI is still gamey but the graphics rock on my magnificent Imac. Little mrs likes the waiving grass. I shall have to mount her relentlessly to acquire permission to purchase full game. stay tuned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 2011 and the AI is still gamey but the graphics rock on my magnificent Imac. Little mrs likes the waiving grass. I shall have to mount her relentlessly to acquire permission to purchase full game. stay tuned... Oh yeah, THAT plan should work to perfection. Good rules MrSpkr, they look very much like rules that I posted some years ago ... VERY much like those in fact ... say, apropos of nothing at all, do you happen to know any lawyers who could represent me in a plagiarism case, just out of curiosity? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Oh yeah, THAT plan should work to perfection. Good rules MrSpkr, they look very much like rules that I posted some years ago ... VERY much like those in fact ... say, apropos of nothing at all, do you happen to know any lawyers who could represent me in a plagiarism case, just out of curiosity? Joe a certain barrister in Near or Farlothian might but he's busy admonishing the local school board for the tater tot usage in the schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Boo Radley I've put up with your incompetence and lackluster attitude for too long. Granted I needed an Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread desperately ... that fact that I have YOU in that role should tell you how desperately I needed one ... but that doesn't excuse your insubordination and lack of respect for the august office of the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. I therefore call you out Sirrah ... I throw the gaunlet in your face and proclaim to one and all that you are a faithless cur and deserve nothing more than the back of my hand and you are fortunate to get that much from me. Regrettably we have only the demo scenarios with which to work (YES, MrSpkr we KNOW you have the full game, aren't you just special) but they should be adequate. Respond or be known as a gormless coward ... Yours in Justicariatness, Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Hah! My challenge to Boo Radley has been on the table for nearly half an hour with NO response. Now clearly he could be busy ... {snicker} Or he could be formulating his reply ... {Boo Radley sits with tongue tightly clenched between teeth, sweat rolling off his sloped brow and index fingers cramping from the strain ... not to mention occasionally rolling off the keys due to an accumulation of some viscous substance previously acquired from ... someplace} Or he could just be askeered ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 (YES, MrSpkr we KNOW you have the full game, aren't you just special) Neener, neener neener! Respond or be known as a gormless coward ... So how exactly does responding change his reputation? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Neener, neener neener! So how exactly does responding change his reputation? Steve Oh his reputation has been destroyed for many years now, I mean the guy grinds rocks or something in his spare time. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Hah! My challenge to Boo Radley has been on the table for nearly half an hour with NO response. Now clearly he could be busy ... {snicker} Web meeting on designing an E-commerce website for a start-up sonic drilling company. And I imagine most of that sentence went right over your head. Or he could be formulating his reply ... {Boo Radley sits with tongue tightly clenched between teeth, sweat rolling off his sloped brow and index fingers cramping from the strain ... not to mention occasionally rolling off the keys due to an accumulation of some viscous substance previously acquired from ... someplace} Discussing with another designer how we could take these craptastic CAD drawings we got from the client and turn them into something visually appealing for the home page. Do you recognize the words I'm spelling here or is it all random letters to you? Or he could just be askeered ... Joe Yeah, I'm askeered I need to go buy some more RAM for my rig before I can even hope to play CMBN. Why don't you challenge Hiram? He appears lonely and forlorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Web meeting on designing an E-commerce website for a start-up sonic drilling company. And I imagine most of that sentence went right over your head. No, I understood it ... mind you it was a struggle staying awake even though it was only two sentences, but even one sentence from you is enough to put a methed up coke addict to sleep. Discussing with another designer how we could take these craptastic CAD drawings we got from the client and turn them into something visually appealing for the home page. Do you recognize the words I'm spelling here or is it all random letters to you? Again, got it ... why do they have YOU working on something that requires artistic ability? Yeah, I'm askeered I need to go buy some more RAM for my rig before I can even hope to play CMBN. Why don't you challenge Hiram? He appears lonely and forlorn. Hiram is boring, you're boring too but I have a grudge against you. Hiram is ... Hiram ... frankly I liked him better when he was Hiram.1 ... tugging on his forelock, "beggin' your pardon sire" and "hope I'm not intruding" ... he was engaging then ... now he's just boring. Fine, fine, duck out with your "excuse" if you like but I'd better not see any comments about you playing the game or this challenge will look like a tap on the shoulder in comparison. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 I suspect Boo believes ram memory comes from these: Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Brainsssss! BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Fine, fine, duck out with your "excuse" if you like but I'd better not see any comments about you playing the game or this challenge will look like a tap on the shoulder in comparison. Joe Oh, really, Joe? REALLY? Well, if you see any comments from ME about playing the demo, then my explanation will make your tap on the shoulder look like a long, lingering look across a bar in Mozambique! And don't think I don't mean it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Brainsssss! BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!! And those are larger than yours too ... win/win! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 how do you PBEM with the demo? anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 how do you PBEM with the demo? anyone? It provides the option, I'm assuming it works. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 It provides the option, I'm assuming it works. Joe isn't quite working on the mac. I can choose PBEM but it pretends to save and then nada. ~le sigh~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 isn't quite working on the mac. I can choose PBEM but it pretends to save and then nada. ~le sigh~ Haven't tried it ... I'd take your word for it but ... well, it's you isn't it. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So, Joe Shaw, what happened to your pod casts? What happened to your stenographers? Where is Seanachai? Who are you? What do you want to do with your life? This post is here because none of you poncing whingers can manage to keep the MBT off of page 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 isn't quite working on the mac. I can choose PBEM but it pretends to save and then nada. ~le sigh~ Either it IS, or it ISN'T. You know, like the tree falling in the forest, or like Schrodinger's Cat. Like your intellingence. (Well, you and intellingence don't often sit together unless there is someone with you in the room). When you have got over your little nada hump, send me a turn so that I can prove that your incompetence in your life can be extended to your playing of the game. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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