Boo Radley Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 What would a [sneer]Victorian [/sneer] know about it anyway? You lot are the Ohioans of Australia. So they go around with fans of golden light streaming from their heads, while Seraphim and Cherubim shower rose petals down on them and they are as gods to other men? Their eyes are clear, their teeth are white, their limbs are long and straight? If asked what their vision of a true "Hero" was, Greek philosophers would have pointed at one and said, "There ya go, Sport." Women want them and men want to BE them? Yeah... it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be folks like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Boo is definitely ready for the funny farm. He is quite nicely composted. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 That's the best you can come up with? I'd almost almost prefer to hear dalem versify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 That's the best you can come up with? What on earth makes you imagine in your dimly lit little mind that you are in the least bit deserving of my best? Huh? Tell me that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Boo speaks dogs far bark, Whistling wind tumbleweeds roll, Shut the hell up Boo. Something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'd almost almost prefer to hear dalem versify. In that case, you might try having dental work done without anesthetic. It should be right up your street. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 That's the best you can come up with? I'd almost almost prefer to hear dalem versify. Comin' up. Ahem. Seanachai's Round and He's Drunk and He's Stout Ohhh Seanachai's round and he's drunk and he's stout But he would not send the setup out He'd caper and prance and lurch about he'd guzzle the booze and sniff the cooze And though his opponent would scream and shout He simply would not send the setup out And so his piles they sent him reeling Empty bottles, rotten feelings Wasted dreams, hopping fleas Nightmares he could not appease They filled his days they filled his nights He danced alone and soiled his tights With dirty shirts and aching bones Sobbing rentals of Home Alone Loose sh!ts, puce sh!ts, wormy meal Visions of bloody cold cold steel Fevered thrusts of withered loins Trumpeting arse and hunted coins Calls that queried all unanswered Appointments missed with fevered rancor The setup waited on down the ages It birthed excuses they took up pages Terrain unpicked, forces blank Attack or Probe, perhaps a tank Italy Desert Africa Morale bonus or a rare Puma Hills for sure or maybe flat Mechanized he'd go for that Random slots, or player pick (A bicycle seat, sniff it quick) Allied Axis Canuck or Pole Eschew the Brits, they're on the dole At last the setup so delayed The fear was that he might be laid All the neighbors called the cops Cuz he ne'er thought to toss the slops And finally Seanachai round drunk and stout Said "Okay, I'll send the setup out" But then of course it was too late The setup delay had garnered hate From St. Paul to the sewer grate And there with the setup that he did hate Poor Seanachai met an awful fate That I cannot right now relate Because the chance is much too late But players remember Seanachai's bout And always send the setup out We're House Persiflage, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Well, even though that sucked miserably, it wasn't as bad as his usual. Should we regard that as progress or just ignore him entirely? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 I thought it ROCKED! There was the slapping of thighs and leaping from table to table, not to mention the smashing of beer bottles on the Emrys Effigy of Disgrace which sits on the end of the bar. Sure, the entertainments pretty sparse around here, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I think it was very good. I think it will meet the Gnomes approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Of course it will, he's drunk. Points however for the correct spelling of 'arse'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 And for Boo, gawd bless his lack of geographical knowledge: As you can see, Queensland is way north of Victoria. Why? Because we Victorians don't want to live anywhere near Stuka! And notice how Western Australia is across the other side of the continent? Yep...Noba lives there! And you guessed it...the USA is clear across the other side of the planet, if you catch my techtonic plate drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 So you can clearly see here that [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] is pretty much at the arse end of Australia and appears to have pooped out Tasmania.. In comparison you will note that [proud]Queensland[/proud] is more of less in the beer gut region of the continent. Which is fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 So you can clearly see here that [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] is pretty much at the arse end of Australia and appears to have pooped out Tasmania.. In comparison you will note that [proud]Queensland[/proud] is more of less in the beer gut region of the continent. Which is fitting. Wait! Wait! If Victoria pooped out Tasmania, how could Queensland be the beer gut? It's on the wrong side. It would have to be more like the hunchback of Oddstralia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 And for Boo, gawd bless his lack of geographical knowledge: As you can see, Queensland is way north of Victoria. Why? Because we Victorians don't want to live anywhere near Stuka! But Stuka lives in Qatar, which, as far as I can tell, is nowhere near Queensland. Seems to me that YOU'RE the geographical bumpkin around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Doggie!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 It looks like a donkey hoof print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yesss, well Mace was never the brightest of sparks in the class was he? Still he IS from [sneer]Victoria[/sneer] and so must be given some accolades for at least being capable of pointing out Australia on a map of Australia......most times. The fact that Qatar is not, in fact, Australia must not be overstated......on a map they are both big blobby looking things and on a good day, big blobby things are about as recognisant as your average [sneer]Victorian[/sneer] can accommodate. And let's not forget that Mace is very average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Australia is the flattest of all the continents. If it weren't for that, all the Oddstralians would doubtlessly fall off. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 The fact that Qatar is not, in fact, Australia must not be overstated......on a map they are both big blobby looking things and on a good day, big blobby things are about as recognisant as your average [sneer]Victorian[/sneer] can accommodate. It looks like Michigan, but without the thumb. Where's the thumb???? Oh, wait... this is Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants... we know where the thumb is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 What would a [sneer]Victorian [/sneer] know about it anyway? You lot are the Ohioans of Australia and hence your opinions count for naught. Oh my gods, look! The absolute nether end of humanity insists on having a hierarchy! It's like watching the block of guttering outside an all-night take-out debate with itself about which part truly represents the least soiled and most easily hosed-out stretch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Now now Seanachai, I have been a party to that debate and it can get pretty heated at times. Then again it might just be the end of the guttering one is lying in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 As an Olde One, I can definitely take umbrage at Seanachai's post. Can't we hurl him into the Outer Void, or cancel all his AAA memberships, or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 As an Olde One, I can definitely take umbrage at Seanachai's post. Can't we hurl him into the Outer Void, or cancel all his AAA memberships, or somefink? I sent you a file. Did you receive said file? Have you processed said file? Will you be returning said file? Or, are you the lowest form of life possible... A CM tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 If Dalem is an olde one then so am I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts