Michael Emrys Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Does it make anyone else want to sing? I got five hours of sleep last night. I neither want to sing nor listen to you sing and I warn you that I have a loaded pistol in my lap. I am very grouchy today and it would not be well to meddle with me. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 I am very grouchy today . Michael And that's different how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 And that's different how? C'mon ... I have a loaded pistol in my lap ... do I gotta draw you a picture? If he's annoyed enough, and has a pistol in his lap ... all sorts of possibilities open up. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I have Decided that you may soon benefit from the gentle assurances of my Versificationisms. Prepare thyselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 [... racing towards the nearest available rhubarb bucket...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Ahem. Donkeys Donkeys in the night giving stalls a fright Donkeys are not right straining at the bight Donkeys do not write no matter how much light Donkeys donkeys donkeys yeah I went there That's right Thank you very much, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 [... because it is infinitely more preferable to hear the creaking of forced rhubarb growing in the dark than that screech of forced poetry erupting in the daylight...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Its at times like these that one fully appreciates the fun-packed content of Sylvia Plath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Plath Path Math Wrath Donkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I am returned from another weekend in Dubai and it was hot....damned hot.....I didn't know whether to pass out or throw up so I drank vodka instead....and it was good. The even betterer news is that the final race of the series is in three weeks time, when it will be even hotter.....oh goodie...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I am returned from another weekend in Dubai and it was hot....damned hot.....I didn't know whether to pass out or throw up so I drank vodka instead....and it was good. The even betterer news is that the final race of the series is in three weeks time, when it will be even hotter.....oh goodie...... You're using too many dots ... there are only three dots in a PROPER ellipsis. In internet communications they have taken on a whole new level ... from the OFFICIAL Reference Work of the Peng Challenge Thread, Wikipedia: Today, extended ellipsis of two, seven, ten, or even dozens of periods have become common constructions in internet chat rooms and text messages.[7] Often the extended ellipses indicate an awkward silence or a "no comment" response to the previous statement made by the other party. They are sometimes used jokingly or for emphatic confusion about what the other person has said. They are also used to infer that someone or something is stupid or lacking in intelligence. Therefore .............................................................................................. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I have Decided that you may soon benefit from the gentle assurances of my Versificationisms. Prepare thyselves. That means turning off the computer and pulling the internet connection out of the wall. Then going off to Jamaica for a week. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Ahem. That part wasn't as bad. You should have stopped while you were ahead. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I am returned from another weekend in Dubai and it was hot....damned hot..... Just warming you up (heh, heh) for eternity in Hell. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 They are also used to infer that someone or something is stupid or lacking in intelligence. Therefore .............................................................................................. Joe Well, when he's right... he's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Well, when he's right... he's right. Now if he could just manage to do that as often as a broken clock does................. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Dot Nazis's!!!.........Achtung!!.......Himmel!!!!!........Mein Gott!!!!........Schnell!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Therefore ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Joe Dot grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Dot grog. Not at all ... I think we can all agree that Stuka has zero chance of improving his spelling or grammar so I went with what was possible ... punctuation. And even at that it's a steep climb for the lad. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Puncture grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Effervescent zombies Monster that shine Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Shiny monsters, I love you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 W00T! Spartacus episode 12 and The Pacific episode 4, all for my viewing pleasure this evening! Should be a hoot!................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Effervescent zombies Monster that shine Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Shiny monsters, I love you... Phosphorescent Gnomes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Effervescent zombies Monster that shine Sparkly vampires Glittering werewolves Shiny monsters, I love you... I think Dalem got hold of the Gnome's computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 I think Dalem got hold of the Gnome's computer. I don't know ... it's troubling to think of either of them so far gone as to make Twilight references. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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