Sergei Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 {EDIT} ... What? We can no longer post that someone is full of ****e or that something is a steaming pile of ****e ... what's the world come to? It wasn't this way in the Olde Pool. Yep, they added the four-letter word beginning with S to the censored list. For some reason "Joe" is still shown, but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yep, they added the four-letter word beginning with S to the censored list. For some reason "Joe" is still shown, but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon. Right after they censor 6 letter words starting with "S". Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 Heh heh... heh heh heh... he said rectified. Heh heh heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Can you guys keep a secret? We made sure we turned on the Forum services first primarily to make sure you guys could keep posting to the MBT. The fact that we feared for your local real world communities if we didn't was not on our minds. Not even a little! OK, a little. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Can you guys keep a secret? We made sure we turned on the Forum services first primarily to make sure you guys could keep posting to the MBT. The fact that we feared for your local real world communities if we didn't was not on our minds. Not even a little! OK, a little. Steve A very responsible and public service minded approach ... while my presence in those communities would clearly be a plus one shudders to think of Boo Radley without an MBT. One shudders ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 A very responsible and public service minded approach ... while my presence in those communities would clearly be a plus one shudders to think of Boo Radley without an MBT. One shudders ... Joe Every time I think of one of you I shudder. Well, except for Emrys, but only because he lives in the town where they brew one of my favorite beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 One shudders ... [hopefully] Does one also feel on the verge of imploding? [/hopefully] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 A very responsible and public service minded approach ... while my presence in those communities would clearly be a plus, one shudders to think of Boo Radley without an MBT. One shudders ... Joe Those pesky DTs again, Joe? Don't fret yourself, Bubbeleh. And I fixed your punctuation for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Lucky me! My Hotel here in Dubai has a Belgian Beer cafe right in the lobby! But Sturmy isn't here, I assume he is over at your place Michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Haven't seen him in years. I assumed he had camped out (Get it? "camped out"? Har, har!) at your place. You two make such a lovely couple together. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Every time I think of one of you I shudder. Well, except for Emrys,one of my favorite. Oooooh! Emry's has an admirer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Oooooh! Emry's has an admirer! Have to admit, the man has good taste. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I thought you got a nickel for bringing the container back? If I could get a nickel back for returning the 'container' that is Stuka, I'd use it to buy a candle to burn in church for his sad, sorry, useless Aussie soul. See if I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I thought you got a nickel for bringing the container back? Only if it's not too badly damaged ... in this case it's full of ****e and has, from the looks of it, been dropped from a car doing 85 on busy freeway. Joe {EDIT} ... What? We can no longer post that someone is full of ****e or that something is a steaming pile of ****e ... what's the world come to? It wasn't this way in the Olde Pool. Oh, NOW we've noticed? After I spent the last fecking tumpty-tum years of my fecking life bringing sh*te back to the Western World, popularizing sh*te, and giving sh*te to all and sundry, not to mention making sh*te a household word in American households far beyond the purview of the Peng Challenge Thread, we've decided to wonder about not being allowed to give a fecking SH*TE anymore? Christ on a crutch attempting semaphore, what's next? We're not allowed to use 'feck' (also my f*cking g*dd*mn sack of sh*te introduction to this Thread, not to mention the Forum), which, as anyone knows, is based on 'feculent', rather than the other f*cking word. This whole 'My, what a pleasant, well-maintained vision of Hell this place is' makeover of the Battlefront forum gives me the red-ass. IT GIVES ME THE RED-ASS! HA! THERE, DID THAT COME THROUGH?! In the old days, we regulated ourselves. We knew when an expletive was called for, and when it was superfluous. We knew when it was enough to use the hated *s, and when nothing else would serve than to use 'the word itself'. We knew when to refrain from excess, and when vulgarity and excess were all that remained to be done. And if that moment had come, we went to it. And when we f*cked up, we paid the price. I paid it at more than once. AND THEN — THEN WE WERE MEN! Now, software tells us about how our contributions have been 'duly logged, and made more enjoyable for everyone'. We know that we should, maybe, speak a little more quietly. Maybe turn our thoughts more towards 'the children', and 'where our souls will spend eternity', not to mention right-wing religious lunatics. Think about how our comments on war, death, and hell should be better phrased to embrace even the most innocent, the most impressionable, the most judgmental and most ridiculous elements of online society. Hmm! What's that scent? It smells like the minty fresh breath of kissing the arse of a public that shouldn't even be on this website, and that ain't fecking buying! BRING ME YOUR MOTHERS OF TEENAGERS, AND BRING THEM NAKED! I'd like to read with them the works of Shakespeare, and the poetry of Yeats. Something their spawn have never read. And I will, dirty old man that I am, read them damn well. "A little more wine there, my dear? Perhaps something with a bit of expletive to it? No? Maybe you should, well, bend over..." I am the Bard of the Peng Challenge Thread. From high to low, I am there. Always there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 BRING ME YOUR MOTHERS OF TEENAGERS, AND BRING THEM NAKED! Bring the teenagers too. Might as well do them both.... Should be an educational opportunity for all concerned. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Can you guys keep a secret? We made sure we turned on the Forum services first primarily to make sure you guys could keep posting to the MBT. The fact that we feared for your local real world communities if we didn't was not on our minds. Not even a little! OK, a little. Steve Oh, someone has installed a server into my Paddock shed... I've already slathered it up twice and I should say it will take quite a bit of slathering to get the Dell badge off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 You guys are still here? Holy cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 I am the Bard of the Peng Challenge Thread. I eat no food that's bigger than my head! I worship a moose who's name is Fred I know my letters from A to Zed! Not bad. Not bad at all. I can dance to it, so I give it a strong 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 You guys are still here? Holy cow. It was YOU! It was you who changed my password and contact email addy with this place so that when they automatically logged me out today, I couldn't find my way back in. Admit it! It was YOU! Why do you hate me, rleete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I can dance to it, so I give it a strong 7. Shall we now rate your dancing ability? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 How good are you with negative numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 You guys are still here? Holy cow. No, he's a donkey. And not especially holy either. You need glasses. A brain might help too, although that may not be enough. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 1) Last night I was watching a season 3 Sliders episode where they slide into an Earth that has real druids and a city called Emrys. I thought "isn't that strange that someone would name their TV-druid-city after someone who inspires so many drunken rants by Seanachai?" 2) Since most of my weekend plans got effed into a cocked hat, and if I'd gone to Lars's for a Sunday meet I'd definitely have a drink in my hand by noon-thirty, when I crawled out of bed today I declared it a Boat Day and poured myself a dark & stormy. Sun, yardarms, somewhere, etc. Happy Boat Day, prawns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 A brain might help too... On second thought, forget the brain. It would probably just complicate matters for you. Like, you know, having to figure out where to put it, what to do with it, etc. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 You lot don't deserve Axe Cop. But I've pointed you to it anyway. Such are the responsibilities of an Olde One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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