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Send a turn, English Tank Loving German.

Noba.

ps. You too, Marble Mouth.

Try tae follow along, laddie. Ye saint mea a "turrrrn". At was tha file Ah saint tae yoo. Ah emailed ye an' pointed oot tha' ye a feckless git an' requested ye tae saind mea tha correct file. Ye post ain here demandin' a turrrn. Turrrns fraim Boo Skin Tag Radley and Costard (spailt, noo bolded) are arrivin'. Turrrns fraim yoo are noo arrivin'. Try harder laddie.

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Boo, don't you have a humiliating defeat to announce?

Actually, I think it was a "Minor" defeat, at least as stated by the computer. I must admit there is quite a large amount of humiliation involved in being defeated by you. Later on, when I have the time, I will don the sack cloth and hair shirt, rub ashes in my hair and grovel in the dirt and live by myself, caked in my own filth.

And you know what? I'll STILL look and smell better than you.

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Spending the month with your head between the wires then? I bet that's really uncomfortable.

Michael

I said Scapegoat, Joe. Not Boy toy. Someone really needs to derail that one-track mind of yours.

Maybe you should think about changing your reading habits.

Maybe not reflect on all those years you spent in prison.

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And believe me, it's really tough throwing games to the likes of you lot.

I didnae believe ye. Ye make at look sae easy. The term "practiced ease" comes tae mah mind. At's noo sae much "will Boo lose this game", at's "how will Boo lose this game".

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I didnae believe ye. Ye make at look sae easy. The term "practiced ease" comes tae mah mind. At's noo sae much "will Boo lose this game", at's "how will Boo lose this game".

It's almost Burns night Laddie..... I hope you're going to cook some Haggis!

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The big news of the evening is that Joe Shaw has been involved in a horrible crash and his skull utterly crushed. The downside is that he is expected to make a full recovery as nothing vital was affected. Film at 11:00.

Michael

Nothing vital affected? IF my skull had been crushed my face would have been destroyed ... think how my fans would react!

Luckily Michael is, big surprise, wrong again ... we keep telling you lad, if you keep getting your news exclusively from cast off copies of the National Enquirer outside of the local 7-11 whist begging for spare change you won't be properly informed.

But we understand that you have to stay on the career path you've established.

Joe

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Nothing vital affected? IF my skull had been crushed my face would have been destroyed ... think how my fans would react!

With relief no doubt.

... we keep telling you lad, if you keep getting your news exclusively from cast off copies of the National Enquirer outside of the local 7-11 whist begging for spare change...

I never begged outside a 7-11. The Co-op was always much more lucrative.

Michael

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