costard Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Noba, Boo, Costard (spailt, noo bolded).... wha's ma feckin' turrrn ye collection o' puddin' smeared string-bag stains? In your feckin' mailbox, where it's been for the last six days you tool. Wha's a string-bag stain? Is it like a permanent corduroy marking on your sack? That's what comes of not wearing underwear - and a truss knitted in Outer Mongolia from mink whiskers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 At's noo ain mah feckin' mailbox, ye sticky bit on a quail's egg. Saind at agin, tae tha correct address thas time!! An yer an' idjit af'n ye didnae knoo wha' a "string bag" as. "Useless as a string bag full of shark farts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's in your mailbox NOW, ya Morris dancing monkey molester! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 At's noo ain mah feckin' mailbox, ye sticky bit on a quail's egg. Saind at agin, tae tha correct address thas time!! Your email inbox has a hole in it, like your ever open gob. Except, your gob catches flies and your email box doesn't. Noba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Why would he want his E-mail box to catch flies? This is an Aussie thing, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Why would he want his E-mail box to catch flies? Maybe he wants it to try out for the Yankee outfield. This is an Aussie thing, isn't it? Yeah, that's probably it. Who knows what they mean? Half the time or more they don't know themselves. They stay so drunk they don't care. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Why wasn't this modeled in CMBB? BFC? You got some 'splaining to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You'd need one of those in our current game to save your spotty arse from the whoop'in it's receiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Whoopin does not need an apostrophe. Especially where you placed it. You, on the other hand, could you a roight good kick inna fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 could you a roight good kick inna fork. English is clearly your 3rd language, right after 'murkin and fecktardian..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 fecktardian..... I had to learn that so I could understand you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Even for an Aussie Stuka is deranged. Just thought I'd mention that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 When I want your opinion Joe, I'll pound it out of you with a Louisville slugger orroight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 When I want your opinion Joe, I'll pound it out of you with a Louisville slugger orroight? You're going to beat him up with a comic book? You're just such a brute. This particular one is from Kansas City but Louisville probably has one too. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 He has Bart Simpson hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 On Sunday, I'm going to Taze you...Repeatedly, one would hope. Bring extra batteries. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Why not simply tie him to a chair, place the tazer in his lap, plug it into the national grid and then take the dog out for a long, leisurely walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Whoopin does not need an apostrophe. Especially where you placed it. You, on the other hand, could you a roight good kick inna fork. Send a turn, English Tank Loving German. Noba. ps. You too, Marble Mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Indeed. In the words of Arthur Carlson, "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" You know, all those years ago, when this was first on TV, I remember sitting in my downstairs, windowless room, watching it on my small TV, quite unequivocally ripped right straight to the tits, and actually ended up on the floor, laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Mind, the extremely good Thai Stick probably helped, but it still stands out in my memory as one of the funniest fecking things I've ever seen on TV. It began, as I remember, when Les Nessman was doing his bizarro reinterpretation of the Hindenburg disaster. 'Oh, the humanity!' And it went on from there. I remember struggling upstairs to try and explain to my poor, long-suffering mother why it was the funniest goddamn thing I'd ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing, and could barely gather enough words to make it clear. She was a good she, she was, and did her best to understand. But, perhaps, I wasn't the best interpreter of the high level of comedy. Although, to be fair, I was extremely high. Best damn moment of TV, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I get his jackalope! How'd you know I have a Jackalope? Well, you get the arrow through it's head, as well. Now, who wants the chain-saw sculpture of an eagle perched on a salmon that occupies the space next to my TV? You'll either have to come and pick it up, or pay for shipping, and it weighs about 40 pounds, and stands about 3 foot high. You think I make this ****e up? You lot can't begin to imagine how weird it is in my apartment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Why not simply tie him to a chair, place the tazer in his lap, plug it into the national grid and then take the dog out for a long, leisurely walk? Occasionally, you make sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 How'd you know I have a Jackalope? Well, you get the arrow through it's head, as well. Now, who wants the chain-saw sculpture of an eagle perched on a salmon that occupies the space next to my TV? You'll either have to come and pick it up, or pay for shipping, and it weighs about 40 pounds, and stands about 3 foot high. You think I make this ****e up? You lot can't begin to imagine how weird it is in my apartment... How did they do the fine detail work on the sculpture? A teeny little chain-saw? I have one of those I use when it's time to prune my bonsai trees. It came with my teeny little sawmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I recall you have a stuffed lizard or sumfink....I want that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 So Stuka can have a friend who doesn't try to hide whenever he enters the room. sniff... that's so cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 You lot can't begin to imagine how weird it is in my apartment... Oh yes we can. If it's yours, it has to be weird, not to say deranged. You might not quite be the Queen of Madness, but you are unquestionably seriously bent. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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