Noba Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Think you already drank that! Think you already drank that! Think you already drank that! Think you already drank that! Think you already drank that! Think you already drank that! Close, Stukes. But you missed some lines. Been drinking heavily - again I see. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Ohlala, the French ... still if YOU were married to her ... Joe Sheesh, French fashion ain't what it used to be. What a frump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Its more about what she's wearing under the frumpy coat that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I imagine Boo has a game called 'Shaw' then? Oddly enough, I've never actually played it. I keep nodding off while trying to read the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Oddly enough, I've never actually played it. I keep nodding off while trying to read the rules.The same problem you have when trying to read "Dave the Bulldozer" ... then you wake up with your face in the cornflakes ... again. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 The same problem you have when trying to read "Dave the Bulldozer" ... then you wake up with your face in the cornflakes ... again. Joe Well... that's to be undertsood. "Dave the Bulldozer" has absolutely no literary value when put up against the classics, like "Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 ... so, when a daddy monster really loves a mommy monster and they get to the village why would they stop at the lettuce juggler? I know prophylactics should be at the..er..forefront of one's mind when there is even the slightest possibility of a unplanned Justaboo but I should think a lettuce is not the safest vegetable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A crocodile dung pessary, soaked in olive oil. Worked for the ancient Egyptians. Could be right up your alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I know prophylactics should be at the..er..forefront of one's mind when there is even the slightest possibility of a unplanned Justaboo but I should think a lettuce is not the safest vegetable... Depends on where you apply it, doesn't it? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A crocodile dung pessary, soaked in olive oil. Worked for the ancient Egyptians. Could be right up your alley. No wonder they built pyramids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Depends on where you apply it, doesn't it? And how does one actually "apply" lettuce, eh? Lettuce cannot be "applied" - its sodding limp.. well in its unwrapped form. Now, you may argue that a rock hard, tightly packed iceberg or a couple of those minature gem lettuces might do the job but why or why persist with salad when a perfectly good brassica or carefully chosen root veg will do, eh? Sure, there may be advantages with a liberal application of ranch dressing but why all the messy bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A crocodile dung pessary, soaked in olive oil. No... I think I'll just browse around the salad bar, if it's all the same to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 And how does one actually "apply" lettuce, eh? Lettuce cannot be "applied" - its sodding limp.. Good lord. Where do you Brits import your lettuce from, Inner Mongolia? Around here we have nice crisp lettuce that holds its shape even after several days in the refrigerator. And without Viagra™ too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noltyboy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Good lord. Where do you Brits import your lettuce from, Inner Mongolia? Around here we have nice crisp lettuce that holds its shape even after several days in the refrigerator. And without Viagra™ too. Michael We simple country folk grow our own lettuce. But whats this ere blasthemy about a re-fridg-er-at-or? T'is black magic that be! Burn the witch!!! Burn her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 We simple country folk grow our own lettuce. But whats this ere blasthemy about a re-fridg-er-at-or? T'is black magic that be! Burn the witch!!! Burn her!!Now look you here Nuttyboy ... WE'RE the ones who decide who burns and who doesn't and the Ladies of 'pool are exempt from punishment. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noltyboy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 nuttyboy? Show some respect!! Damn Colonials! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 nuttyboy? Show some respect!! Damn Colonials!Respect? I believe I made it clear that, as an SSN, you deserve ZERO respect and nothing better than the back of my hand if indeed I choose to grant you THAT much! Furthermore, as an SSN, it's a long time tradition that we mangle the names of SSNs. It's only as a Serf that your name will be properly spelt (though not bolded) and it's only as a Squire of the CessPool that you'll see your name spelt AND bolded ... you should live so long. I fully expect that others, who have more time on their hands, will come up with other sidesplitting takes on your name. Finally, you sir are a Goobernational, i.e. someone who is NOT an American. Consider yourself fortunate that you are allowed in here AT ALL. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Sloe Paw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Not only that, but he lives in some placed named after a wind instrument. Sort of reminds me of that completely horribly bastardized Robt. Burns poem OGSF put up, "Ode tae a fart", just proving it takes a manky Scots git to appreciate a manky Scots git. Where is that confused, Denver ersatz Aussie/Scot hybrid, anyhoo? OGSF? Ah'm talkin' tae yoo, Jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Now look you here Nuttyboy ... WE'RE the ones who decide who burns and who doesn't and the Ladies of 'pool are exempt from punishment. Joe All this time I wasn't aware that Emry's was a Lady of the Pool. I'm always learning something new everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Don't do it Noltyboy, stay the hell away from this steaming pile of sh*t called Peng. The more you post in these threads the more you stink in RL. Then you'll start buying more deodorant to cover it up. But the stench will be too strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 W00T1!1!! Golf after work this afternoon, following by double vodka's at the bar!! Not even a lame arse Meatsmoker post can douse my fine spirits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 All this time I wasn't aware that Emry's was a Lady of the Pool. I'm always learning something new everyday. We should get together and compare accessory boutiques, darling. Care for a little more white wine? Oh, and BTW, I spell my name without the apostrophe. I was sure you'd want to know. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noltyboy Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Don't do it Noltyboy, stay the hell away from this steaming pile of sh*t called Peng. The more you post in these threads the more you stink in RL. Then you'll start buying more deodorant to cover it up. But the stench will be too strong. But theres nothing to do here but chase the wild haggis and Play the bagpipes! I need some thing to do or i will go insane!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I spell my name without the apostrophe. Apostrophobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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