Joe Shaw Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Joe, I love it when you put on the Justicar's purple silk robe and floppy hat and speak like that...it gives me a woody, I must tell you..Me too if truth be told ... but don't forget the swim fins I wear on special occassions, I think they set off my eyes. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 You all say Patchy does this all the time. Has she defiled the pictures of anyone else's children here? MrPeng's daughters got the Patchy treatment. I believe there have been a couple of other instances, however I'm not sure. Any photo posted here is fair game, and we've all been subject to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 They should have banned you when you started a thread directed solely at me, that is a clear violation of the forum rules. Abbott, the fact that you never 'got' this thread is simply amazing. Your lastest mental breakdown is nothing short of Cabronesque. No one was out to get you... until now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Dan, the fact that you (and a couple others on the dim side) still don't realize that I do get this thread is so far out there it's laughable. I have been chuckling over that fact for a couple years now. Now you are out to get me eh? WTF are you going to do...maybe get another idiot to threaten to kill me? Try to get BFC to ban me? That's the only thing you can try and do to me, I have no issues with the Coventry bullsh*t. Like I told Joe, go for it, I don't care, it makes things simpler. I have been following BFC's rules for years that's not a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Did I just see Berli thank Joe? It must be positively frigid in Berli's underworld abode. (I know, I know, I'll get a year of Mondays) Time for a sing-song, then: Monday Monday, so good to me, Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee That Monday evening you would still be here with me. Monday Monday, can't trust that day, Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me. Every other day, every other day, Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes You can find me cryin' all of the time Monday Monday, so good to me, Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee That Monday evening you would still be here with me. Every other day, every other day, Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes You can find me cryin' all of the time Monday Monday, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Redneck Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 MrPeng's daughters got the Patchy treatment. I believe there have been a couple of other instances, however I'm not sure. Any photo posted here is fair game, and we've all been subject to them. So what, Patchy's attack on my children was uncalled for. My children don't post here. If you or Mr. Peng get your jollies out of defacing his kids then that's your guy's thing. But, my kids are off limits. And if she has a problem with it. I can drive over the hill and meet her at the Eugene Airport, at least Leeo the Coward can back her up if he can borrow someone's backbone and show up. Seems the ignore function only works on Abbott's computer. Everyone who claims he is on ignore sure has a lot to say about him. Lady Redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 You all say Patchy does this all the time. Has she defiled the pictures of anyone else's children here? This is what all this is about; she stepped over the line with that one. Problem is, some on this forum can dish it out but can’t take it when it’s thrown back at them. Or.... You and Abbott have no sense of humour? I think calling any female a sl*t far more serious than editing a picture, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Or.... You and Abbott have no sense of humour? I think calling any female a sl*t far more serious than editing a picture, don't you? She wants to defile my kids, then she is fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Or.... You and Abbott have no sense of humour? LOL, that is such an ignorant thing to say, we spend our days laughing, everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I have found this Private Message thingy to be an odd thing. Apparently it is difficult for some folks to figure out. When you're logged in, up in the right-hand corner of the screen is a thing that lists any private messages one might have. It took me a bit to figure it out, but it's kinda a neat little feature of this new board. Very interesting indeed. But now, for something completely different! A Sing Song! Oh, many, many years ago When I was twenty-three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life For my daughter was my mother 'Cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matter Though it really brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy This little baby then became A brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle Then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter WHo of course is my step-mother Chorus I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so Oh, I'm my own grandpa My father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue Because although she is my wife She's my grandmother too Now if my wife is my grandmother Then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandma I am my own grandpa [chorus] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 God damn it Leoo, if you post one more fning song- Iam going to rip out your endocrine system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Ductless glands that are within They are called the endocrine Make chemicals that flow within; and work with the nervous system Hormones, hormones Chemical messengers are what you call the hormones Each gland produces one or more hormones With names that end with "...ins" and "...ones" Cortisone, testosterone are just two of the hormones Hormones, hormones Estrogen, progesterone are two more of the hormones Adrenal makes adrenaline Fight or flight that comes from them Pancreas makes insulin Milk begins with prolactin Hormones, hormones The quantity is so tiny but you need all your hormones Thyroid and the ovaries Pituitary and the testes All the glands they do secrete directly in the bloodstream Hormones, hormones Stimulate body functions: the duty of your hormones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Dan, the fact that you (and a couple others on the dim side) still don't realize that I do get this thread is so far out there it's laughable. Ok, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you do get it. That must mean that all your time spent posting here was an attempt to turn it into the Cheery Waffle thread. I also assume your latest meltdown was caused by the rest of us not falling in line. This is the Peng Challenge Thread, it is what it is and not going to change. You claim to not be dimwitted, so that begs the question of why you continue to post in a thread that, obviously, isn't your cup of tea? Why haven't you resurrected the Cheery Waffle thread? WTF are you going to do...maybe get another idiot to threaten to kill me? You make reference to this threat to kill you. I haven't the least idea of what you're talking about. Care to elaborate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Ok, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you do get it. That must mean that all your time spent posting here was an attempt to turn it into the Cheery Waffle thread. I also assume your latest meltdown was caused by the rest of us not falling in line. This is the Peng Challenge Thread, it is what it is and not going to change. You claim to not be dimwitted, so that begs the question of why you continue to post in a thread that, obviously, isn't your cup of tea? Why haven't you resurrected the Cheery Waffle thread? You make reference to this threat to kill you. I haven't the least idea of what you're talking about. Care to elaborate? Ooo, OOoo! [raises hand] I must be part of the plot. I wished someone would've clued me in to my role. Maybe Colonel Mustard in the library with a bookend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 So what, Patchy's attack on my children was uncalled for. My children don't post here. If you or Mr. Peng get your jollies out of defacing his kids then that's your guy's thing. But, my kids are off limits. And if she has a problem with it. I can drive over the hill and meet her at the Eugene Airport, at least Leeo the Coward can back her up if he can borrow someone's backbone and show up. Ok, Abbott proclaims you both get this thread. That being the case, why on earth would you post the original photo? To take exception to Patchy's treatment of it is purely ridiculous. To continue to complain after Patchy apologized (something she certainly didn't need to do) is just plain petty. Seems the ignore function only works on Abbott's computer. Everyone who claims he is on ignore sure has a lot to say about him. I took him off ignore for the time being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 You make reference to this threat to kill you. I haven't the least idea of what you're talking about. Care to elaborate? And make it quick! Depending on your response, we may have further questions and there's less than 17 hours 'til Coventry. *snap snap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Ooo, OOoo! [raises hand] I must be part of the plot. I wished someone would've clued me in to my role. Maybe Colonel Mustard in the library with a bookend? Leeo, if we had a plot, I am positive you wouldn't be part of it. We look for talent in Our minions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 FECK! Maybe I can bite a few ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 FECK! Maybe I can bite a few ankles. Maybe you can be the Warm-up Act? Open with a One-man Show of some sort? *passes Leeo a top hat and cane* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I've been a one-man show since dinosaurs were a theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I've been looking for a small howler or spider monkey for my hurdy gurdy act....but Leeo you'll do just fine in that role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I've been looking for a small howler or spider monkey for my hurdy gurdy act....but Leeo you'll do just find in that role. I can't find squat; just ask my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I can't find squat; just ask my wife. What are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Subtle as a howitzer as always, Leeo. He'll get it eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 I still don't get it...ample time was allowed to let it go. Conventry. Yeah. What he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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