Joe Shaw Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 In the words of the famous Doctor Sandor Schreck....(In Thickest German Accent) " There are two types of fate...the natural, and the supernatural" From the 1965 classic, Dr Terror's House of Horrors.Good research Nidan1, many people have attributed that line to his brother Panzer. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 I suppose it could have been ... did he then slap himself across the mouth and mutter "No, no, they don't ALL have to die." That's the real test of a Peng sighting you know. Joe Huh... so maybe that WAS him I saw standing at the ATM, wearing a sleeping bag with holes cut out for his legs, pushing buttons and saying, "Take my picture. Take my picture. Take my picture...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 How does she DO that? That's not simply my smiling face photo-shopped into that quaint picture. That upraised hand ready to spank is my actual hand. I'd recognize it anywhere! It has smote both mine enemies, and the skin of a bodhran. It doesn't take a big man to knock somebody down just a little courage to lift him off the ground! This world is not what it seems These beer balls are ruining my dreams -Dropkick Murphys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Boo, my little braveheart, this is easily one of your vilest attempts at starting the Thread. But I applaud your efforts to return us all to the Original State of Grace, which is Humour. I mean, such as we ever achieve. If I should fall from grace with god Where no doctor can relieve me If Im buried neath the sod But the angels wont receive me Let me go, boys Let me go, boys Let me go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry This land was always ours Was the proud land of our fathers It belongs to us and them Not to any of the others Let them go, boys Let them go, boys Let them go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry Bury me at sea Where no murdered ghost can haunt me If I rock upon the waves Then no corpse can lie upon me Its coming up three, boys Keeps coming up three, boys Let them go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry If I should fall from grace with god Where no doctor can relieve me If Im buried neath the sod But the angels wont receive me Let me go, boys Let me go, boys Let me go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry If I Should Fall From Grace With God -the Pogues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I have no desire to sit down and join you guys. I will come in tell you to buy me around then have you juggle for me. Why waste the time when it is that simple. How to put this? We would not 'buy you around'. Should you have proved to be sufficiently educated, or more amusing, we might have 'bought you a round'. As in 'a round of drinks'. Using your terminology, we might have 'shopped you around', as in 'tried to sell you to someone with no discernment, taste, or particular intelligence', who might have been willing to part with the price of a pint in order to lash you to a framework of willow rods, and then paint your arse red. And, by the grammatically primitive ("I will come in tell you"?) response you made, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be able to afford a 12 pack of a macro-brew from what we got for you. Unless we shopped your arse to the 'S&M English Professors' section of eBay. We might have been able to buy a case of Bud, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 A few truck photos would add some class to this place! Here's one of my favorites. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Wrong metaphor: Evolution is more like a tree than a ladder, and more like a bushy thing than a tree. Lots and lots of branches. No rungs really. Your branch may be especially short and stumpy with nasty, shriveled. vile-tasting, poisonous bark, leaves, and berries, but it is a branch, not a rung. **ponders** So... Basically you're saying Boo's more a root then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Remember Leeo, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Yeah, Leeeeeeo, they're getting close. Maybe the next person you see is the one. They're gonna grab you and do things to you so horrible that you can't even imagine them. Hope you have your cyanide pill and use it in time. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I am a groundbreaker, a visionary of language... You're a horses ass, an ignorant doodleflop, a carbuncle on the butt of a bad joke. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Because it doesn't make any freaking SENSE ... And that's different from all his other posts in what way? I can't imagine associating Stuka with sense in any conceivable context in a million years. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Stuka just because you're Australian doesn't give you a blank check to abuse the language. Actually ya daft nong, the queen's language is fair game for us Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 chafugginloognatyacahn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Yeh...what he said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Whud 'e say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Boo, my little braveheart, this is easily one of your vilest attempts at starting the Thread. Yeah, I know. I'm pretty pleased with it, myself, thanks. Granted, it doesn't have the same incomprehensible gibberish you can find in a start by one of the Antipodians, and it doesn't drone on endlessly until you want to put a galvanized steel bucket on your head and invite a troop of howler monkeys to play Innagaddadavida on it with circus mallets, like one of Joe's Thread starters. But it's not bad. I can dance to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I liked the "plate cleaner/food fussy" dichotomy. O'course us plate cleaners turn into fat bastards when we pass beyond the age of forty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I can dance to it. Is that what you call it, I thought you were throwing a fit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I liked the "plate cleaner/food fussy" dichotomy. O'course us plate cleaners turn into fat bastards when we pass beyond the age of forty. Unless you are blessed, by the grace of Hell, to maintain a high metabolism past 40... something you will never achieve I can assure you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 I liked the "plate cleaner/food fussy" dichotomy. You can't go too far wrong quoting Miss Barbara, I've always felt. "Romper, stomper, bomper, boo. Tell me, tell me. tell me do. Did all my friends have fun at play? Did all my friends have fun with me today?" Now that's quality children's programming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Is that what you call it, I thought you were throwing a fit.... pfft! Big talk coming from someone whose dancing makes Elaine from Seinfeld look like Ginger Rogers. But, more importantly, whatever DID happen to NG Cavscout? Last I heard he was having some computer issues, but that was like a year and a half ago, I think. Anybody ever hear from him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 How does she DO that? Yeah, she puts the "slither" back into slithering slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Time for another sing-song; Finished with my woman 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane Because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things But nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind If I don't find something to pacify Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh yeah! I need someone to show me The things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh And you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel And love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words Telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late --Black Sabbath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I think it's time for your pill, Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeo. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 If he's still listening to Sabbath, he's probably already taken care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 "Just take a pill!" (a free pile of crap to whomever can provide the proper reference for the above quote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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