mike_the_wino Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Are you allowed beer in Qatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Send me a beer, Stuka my liege! Served in a giant mug by a Bavarian barmaid with one of those deliciouly low-cut peasant blouses. Oh, and a yodler too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Brewed in Renosbaden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 How 'bout everyone retreats to their corners and cracks a beer? I'll buy! Fair enough, I'll buy the second round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Thats more like it! Yes we have beer in Qatar, And other stuff too, i'm enjoying a JD right now. and Leeo, i'll be in Munich for Oktoberfest in 6 weeks so will see what I can do about the Bavarian maid for you, I recall last year they were rather fetching so have no doubt this year will be much the same. And if your'e buying the 2nd round Abbott, i'll have a jug, keg, pint whatever you call a large one down your way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Served in a giant mug 'Mug'?!? WTF?!? it's a 'Stein' you mentally challenged baboon! I think it's about time I taught you a tactical military lesson, I grow weary of Noba's flag rushing, edge hugging, bren carrier charging Brits, so send a setup ex-squire and lets see what your'e made of*. *Not really interested in Leeo's internal workings, i'm sure it's all just gizzards and bull**** anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I got the first post on the new Marines forum! Heh, heh, heh, nailed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 China is here? I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is this Lo Pan character shows up in the middle of a god damned alley with his buddies all flying around on wires cutting everybody to pieces and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him!? With light coming out of his mouth?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Big trouble in little Minneapolis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 'Mug'?!? WTF?!? it's a 'Stein' you mentally challenged baboon! I think it's about time I taught you a tactical military lesson, I grow weary of Noba's flag rushing, edge hugging, bren carrier charging Brits, so send a setup ex-squire and lets see what your'e made of*. Play him, he's a loser. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 It's funny how numbers between 0 and 1 can make one very annoyed or almost euphoric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Binary porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Pay no attention to him....he is a BINAR, he is supposed to be upgrading the ship's systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 No, he specifically said "numbers between 0 and 1", so he must mean fractions or decimals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 There's a difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 There's a difference? Why yes, Tom Not-So-Swift. Decimals have .s. Fractions have /s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Whew. And I was afraid you were going to get real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 You ever notice math jokes just aren't funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 You ever notice math jokes just aren't funny? Neither are yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 You ever notice math jokes just aren't funny? Billy Bob sees his friend Bubba walking down the road carrying a sack on his back. Billy Bob says, "Bubba? What you got in that there sack?" Bubba says, "I got me some chickens!" Billy Bob says, "If'n I can guess how many chickens you got in that sack, can I have one?" Bubba says, "Shoot, Billy Bob! If'n you can guess how many chickens I got in this sack, I'll give them BOTH to ya!" Billy Bob thinks for a minute and says, "Seven!" That's sort of math related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 You ever notice math jokes just aren't funny? Is it math joke time? I had a math teacher who used to say, 'Pi R square? No, pie are round.' And then just smile at the groans from the students....and he told this joke many times. Never got any funnier but he really didn't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and yelled, "I resent that!" The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck. The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Quod erat demonstrandum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Isn't Scunthorpe that place where everybody looks just like everybody else and they all look kind of funny? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Speaking of a girl fight...my durn dogs got into it again, two walking wounded and the third (as usual) came out of it without a scratch. The oldest one, Old Scarface, carried the fight but took a bit more of a beating then she usually does. She is a whole lot peppier today then she was yesterday. The youngest one put up a tougher more experienced fight and is starting to get over her limp. One with a torn up ear and one with a limp, a bit less damage then usual and things strating to get back to normal in the yard. I was pleased to see the oldest dog win the scuffle for yard boss, she is a very bright dog that minds very well and makes commanding the other two easy. I am blessed with three damn good dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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