Abbott Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 It doesn't matter Joe I know what they are made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Explanation, please? Noun; Obama, plural; Obamas Usage; ie; Gang swarming like a pack of Obamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ooo.. just a sec, getting new instructions from the Pointy Hatted One... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ooo.. just a sec, getting new instructions from the Pointy Hatted One... LOL, you go girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Ooo.. just a sec, getting new instructions from the Pointy Hatted One... Those aren't instructions, he dialed the wrong number. He's trying to order a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Those aren't instructions, he dialed the wrong number. He's trying to order a pizza. We'll know for sure if Yeknod starts torturing anchovies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Are you sure? After all, I wouldn't doubt he does it for fun anyway. You know the strange sounds that come from the paddock at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 ...still transmitting... the instructions are ever so lengthy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I like both of you That is to say, I'd like both of you to be standing, doe-eyed in the dazzle of my headlights as I flatten the pair of you under the mighty Silverado so you can inspect the performance exhaust up close and personal. Ah, the real Stuka emerges, and now we know why he has to have a big macho ego expression for a ride. It's so he can act out his suppressed homicidal mania fantasies. We knew it all along, didn't we troops? Stuka is basically a throwback, a contradiction to all that is good and decent in the human enterprise. He is a rabid, slathering, deranged maniac as is revealed in his own words. Civilization can only be saved when he and all others of his ilk are permanently removed from the face of the earth. The sooner the better. Of course, until that happy day, it's probably best that he be kept in here, restrained and under observation. The electro-shock treatments won't cure him, the poison has gone too deep and taken possession of what once might have been his soul, but it is kind of fun to watch him jump and twitch when the voltage goes through. Now if we could just find a way to short circuit the fuse, we could really get him dancing. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Your wife lets you use the facilities in your home? A truly brave woman, my compliments. What woman would be married to Pshaw or allow him into her home? What Joe calls a shower is actually the place where they flush out the fertilizer trucks in his town. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 sigh... I just had to ask, didn't I? You'll never learn, will you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 You know the strange sounds that come from the paddock at night. I thought that was just him having his way with the goats. Anchovies, huh? Jeez, some equines will stoop to anything. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 ...still transmitting... the instructions are ever so lengthy... I expect a thank you from all of you for getting this wierdo to stop his usual dumb assed posts. Your welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I expect a thank you... I hope you're really, really patient. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I expect a thank you from all of you for getting this wierdo to stop his usual dumb assed posts. Your welcome. Hehehe, the joke is very subtle. Probably too subtle for the poster, as it was for Emrys as well. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I like the small Emma stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Yeah, well I'll see your "like the small Emma stories" and raise you a "demand the small Emma stories." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Umm, has anyone ever heard of friendly crocodiles before this story? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Bangladesh police say a crocodile...news.com.au reported Friday. Inspector Humayun Kabir said Rubel Sheikh and his mother traveled to the Muslim Khan Jahan Ali shrine, where hundreds of people visit every day to offer hens and goats to the crocodiles living there. Part of the shrine ritual involves bathing in the water with the crocodiles, but devotees are very rarely approached by the animals, according to Kabir. "He went into the pond hoping to be blessed when a crocodile attacked him and dragged him into the deep part of the pond,'' Kabir told the Australian Associated Press. "This is a very unusual incident. Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people.'' About 25 people dove into the pond to try and rescue Sheikh, but could not find his body. It washed ashore Thursday and had been largely eaten, Kabir said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I guess "largely eaten" indicates that the Croc may still have been friendly, but at the time of this incident it was certainly hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 and doesn't mind spicy food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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