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Very simple, much like you.

Stuka says they taste tangy.

If you'd like to prove him wrong, feel free.

[Full Joe Shaw Mode]

No, Lars, YOU said, and I quote:

"Well, they're for suppositories…explains the tang, don't it?"
Showing that you have some expertise in the matter of suppositories and their taste, and we (And by we, I of course mean I) would like to hear how you came by this knowledge.

Personal experience? Hearsay? Night classes?

Come, lad... you're among... friends.

[/Full Joe Shaw Mode]

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Yes, as I explained, I have the advantage of knowledge of Stuka's experience

Granted, it's not much of an advantage, or much of an experience, but there you go.

At least I'll retain the knowledge than he'll retain Shaw's pill.

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So, I'm back from the wasteland of North Dakota. Went there with my very good friend whose Mom died in May. Went up there with her to help sort and pack what the kids wanted. We would sit on the back porch in the evening, and drink white wine, and I would smoke a cigar. We would talk about family, and loss, and life, and death, and how you deal with losing your last parent, which makes you a 'grownup', the adult child with no parents.

Sometimes she cried a bit.

I'd do my bit, where I'd use mirrors and love and humor to make it seem like the pain should be no big deal, sitting there in the accumulation of a family's entire history, and I'm only there to show them how to juggle deciding whether it's better to laugh or cry or maybe just sing.

And I'm so bloody tired, and I will remain tired, and I will go away, tonight, so that I might say more tomorrow.

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Yes, as I explained, I have the advantage of knowledge of Stuka's experience

Granted, it's not much of an advantage, or much of an experience, but there you go.

At least I'll retain the knowledge than he'll retain Shaw's pill.

I hear he also retains water.

Is this why his ankles are the size of bowling balls?

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Of course it matters! I'm the good looking one.....and also the smart one.

Joe is my side-kick, my fall-guy, the Tonto to my Lone Ranger, the Robin to my Batman, the Goering to my Guderian.

Yin and Yang we are......

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Well, officially that sort of carry on is illegal in Arab countries but from rumours that abound, unofficially that sort of carry on is practically compulsory among the younger guys before they get married off...

Is that the sound of Emry's stampeding to his travel agent I hear?

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Of course it matters! I'm the good looking one.....and also the smart one.

Joe is my side-kick, my fall-guy, the Tonto to my Lone Ranger, the Robin to my Batman, the Goering to my Guderian.

Yin and Yang we are......

No, I'm sorry, but that just doesn't work.

Yin and Yang are opposites. One isn't the sidekick to the other.

You had a perfectly good string of metaphors going there and then you had to blow the whole concept by trying to get cute.

sigh... I wish you'd recognize your limitations. Lord knows the rest of us do.

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In between your ears.

Noba.

sigh...

No, you pantaloon! It's the lyrics from a mid 60's sitcome, "It's About Time"!

It was a delightfully stupid story about two astronauts who go back in time and meet up with cavemen.

Sort of like when anybody goes to Oddstralia.

It lasted about a half a season.

Much longer, in fact, than you will be lasting in our present battle.

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