Boo Radley Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: My definition of optimism is a tamper proof bottle, still sealed, of the alcoholic beverage of my choice, served to me by a scantily dressed nubile, again of my choice. If it's tamper proof, it's surely beyond your capabilities to open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Your mouth is useful for something after all stikky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: If it's tamper proof, it's surely beyond your capabilities to open. Never underestimate the ability of an Aussie to access alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Seanachai makes mock of my dedication to the rules and procedures of this, HIS Peng Challenge Thread, with no more consideration for MY feelings than the consideration I'd give to a snot nosed SSN without an email address in his profile.So? Surely you don't imagine that you, a mere factotum, deserve better than that? The Mighty have given you a stick to play with, and do you return thanks for that boon, you sniveling little excuse for a foundling ape? No, even while you cower in your befouled corner you whine for...for...for what? Respect? Ha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MY Squires were required to complete five, that's FIVE full games of CM against opponents WITH AARs before they were allowed to join our ranks.And that's all? No climbing up a greased pole? No quests to the far side of Tomorrow to capture and return with the Essence of Truth? No combat to the death with the Scorpion Kings of Malomar? Pah! It's no wonder that the quality of the Peng Challenge Thread has declined precipitously. ... I'm going to Texas for a week (Houston and then San Antonio) and I may not post while I'm there ... so ... so ... so there.Good. Texans deserve no better. Well...maybe a little better. But not much better. *sigh* They'll probably greet you as a long lost brother. They might even elect you as their governor. There appear to be no limits to the depths to which they will gladly descend. And if Texas doesn't work out, you might try California. They appear to be headed down the same path. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: If it's tamper proof, it's surely beyond your capabilities to open. Never underestimate the ability of an Aussie to access alcohol. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 yep. We all have "avoid naked flame" tattood on our foreheads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 So...if an old girlfriend showed up and started peeling off her clothes, you'd run away and hide? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Depends on how old she was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MY Squires were required to complete five, that's FIVE full games of CM against opponents WITH AARs before they were allowed to join our ranks.And that's all? No climbing up a greased pole? No quests to the far side of Tomorrow to capture and return with the Essence of Truth? No combat to the death with the Scorpion Kings of Malomar? Pah! It's no wonder that the quality of the Peng Challenge Thread has declined precipitously.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MY Squires were required to complete five, that's FIVE full games of CM against opponents WITH AARs before they were allowed to join our ranks.And that's all? No climbing up a greased pole? No quests to the far side of Tomorrow to capture and return with the Essence of Truth? No combat to the death with the Scorpion Kings of Malomar? Pah! It's no wonder that the quality of the Peng Challenge Thread has declined precipitously.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Sword of Rome, my place, Saturday, Lars is someone other than Rome? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 that must be code. Dalem is asking Lars for something naughty. *shudders* must look away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I'm guessing last time, dalem didn't like the way Lars looked in his Centurion outfit. Must've been why he left Lars sitting out in the cold. *snicker* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. It'll be held at my place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. It'll be held at my place. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, my name is Lars" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 But is Seanachai really up the food chain from a plastic flamingo? I have my doubts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Newsflash: juan_gigante's colonoscipated, herring-eating, Bono worshiping, sauerkraut monkeys are fleeing in the face of a single plane. That's right: a plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 If it's their own plane, fleeing might not be a bad idea, given the rather random way that CM planes choose their targets. :mad: Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And why has no one challenged ME to a gameWell the obvious reason is that no-one likes you… but surely you must know that already? Still it doesn’t hurt to have a Justicar or two in your pocket so I’ll do you a favour & challenge you… Joe Shaw, Justicar for life, Chief Septic tank sifter, and bureaucratic, prairie dog sniffing, wife swapper whose pathetic, blubbery pleas were singly unable to guilt-trip anyone else other than me (I mean me for Peng’s sake!) to challenge you... I have a question for you. Do you like your tanks bloody or burnt to a crisp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And why has no one challenged ME to a gameWell the obvious reason is that no-one likes you… but surely you must know that already? Still it doesn’t hurt to have a Justicar or two in your pocket so I’ll do you a favour & challenge you… Joe Shaw, Justicar for life, Chief Septic tank sifter, and bureaucratic, prairie dog sniffing, wife swapper whose pathetic, blubbery pleas were singly unable to guilt-trip anyone else other than me (I mean me for Peng’s sake!) to challenge you... I have a question for you. Do you like your tanks bloody or burnt to a crisp? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I hear.... *fluffs the cushions* ...that we may... *dusts the mantlepiece* ...be having a charming guest over. *vacuums the carpet* Whoops, better not forget the unsightly trash! *grabs Sir 37mm, walks outside, and places him in the bin* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: *vacuums the carpet* Ummm... excuse me, "Captain Myopic", but why are you attempting to vacuum mold? That was Stoat's dinner. (And do you guys really call it "vacuuming" just like we do? I would have figured you'd have some typically nonsensical word for it, like 'bandy-tinkle' or boojeromby') 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: That was Stoat's dinner. My sweet and salty kumquats! Second time this week my dinner's been bandy-tinkled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I got a new video card for my PC...it really improves the look of CM, as well as ending all the problems I had with slowness...well I know my opponents were slow, I can't fix that now, can I? there is a down side to all this lightening speed, some problem is causing random reboots of my machine...something caused by "device drivers" according to the MS Troubleshooter thingie, anyone experience something similar after upgrading graphics hardware? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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