OGSF Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: So ever since, she's just been feeding the dog baby carrots. And the heavy-set older guy from New Mexico leans forward and interjects into the conversation: 'My buddy feeds his cat nothing but collared greens'.Ah used tae ha' a cat. Ah fed at strawberries. Ah had tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by OGSF: Ah had tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil. Down what is the question, you drunken git. I hope to God there's not a YouTube video of you as Florence Nightingale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Ah had tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil. Down what is the question, you drunken git. I hope to God there's not a YouTube video of you as Florence Nightingale... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Ah had tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil. Down what is the question, you drunken git. I hope to God there's not a YouTube video of you as Florence Nightingale... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Dogs are great, aren't they? They're just like us, only blameless.Dogs are predictable and eager to please. Not like cats. Cats want to be treated like the sun shine's out of their arse. And they ARE to blame. Cats are free spirits who may or may not choose to accept you as a friend. Makes me wonder who the "us" is in the sentence "They're just like us..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I like baby carrots. I'm not a dog though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I like adult carrots. I'm a dog, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Ah had tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil. Down what is the question, you drunken git. I hope to God there's not a YouTube video of you as Florence Nightingale... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Bugged: Makes me wonder who the "us" is in the sentence "They're just like us..." 'Humanity'. Eh, wipe the domestic cat genome off the books 10,000 years ago, and Humanity would still be here. Do the same for the domestic dog 15,000 years ago, and we probably wouldn't even have a culture yet. I can admire a creature for being elegant, attractive, and independent. I can be amazed at its ability to make me cater to it for doing nothing more than that. I can attempt to ignore the fact that, no matter how well provided for it is, it will still insist on preying on everything in sight, even though it doesn't need to, and even though I try to actively prevent it. I accept the fact that it doesn't even make a pretense of understanding me. And I can accept the fact that it won't work for me, wouldn't fight for me, and certainly wouldn't die for me. I can admire it, I can marvel at it, and I can value it. But I'm not going to love it. I'm a dog boy. Pack member. Working together to benefit all. Loyalty. Tongue-dangling idiot who gives it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Wait a minute...what the hell time is it? What night is it? How could Dalem possibly be responding to me, online, on a Monday night at 10 PM... Yeah, you were right, I was at work. Now I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Speedy: I like baby carrots. I'm not a dog though. Just for the record, Speedy? None of us are sure just what the hell you are. We'll take what comfort we can in the fact that you like baby carrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Wait a minute...what the hell time is it? What night is it? How could Dalem possibly be responding to me, online, on a Monday night at 10 PM... Yeah, you were right, I was at work. Now I'm not. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Bugged: I'm a dog, though. I've seen you. You're not a dog. Btw put me in the cat camp. Dogs have their place but there's something about a cat's 'I don't give a f*ck' attitude that's worth admiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm a dog boy. And that's what it said on the sign outside of his tent at the carnival. He was right next to the Bearded Lady (Who, disturbingly enough, bore more than just a passing resemblance to OGSF.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Not like cats. Cats want to be treated like the sun shine's out of their arse. And they ARE to blame. I heard a great song on CBC a few years ago called "When Cats Go Bad". It tells the whole story. PS: You still suck. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Speedy: I like baby carrots. I'm not a dog though. Yes you are. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm a dog boy. Pack member. Working together to benefit all. Loyalty. Tongue-dangling idiot who gives it all. And loves to be kicked. Aren't you glad you found us? Who else would be willing to boot you 24/7? I hope you appreciate the nobel sacrifice we make on your behalf every day. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: A little more modesty on your part would serve you well. Michael Wanna bet, Sparky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: Makes me wonder who the "us" is in the sentence "They're just like us..." 'Humanity'. Eh, wipe the domestic cat genome off the books 10,000 years ago, and Humanity would still be here. Do the same for the domestic dog 15,000 years ago, and we probably wouldn't even have a culture yet. I can admire a creature for being elegant, attractive, and independent. I can be amazed at its ability to make me cater to it for doing nothing more than that. I can attempt to ignore the fact that, no matter how well provided for it is, it will still insist on preying on everything in sight, even though it doesn't need to, and even though I try to actively prevent it. I accept the fact that it doesn't even make a pretense of understanding me. And I can accept the fact that it won't work for me, wouldn't fight for me, and certainly wouldn't die for me. I can admire it, I can marvel at it, and I can value it. But I'm not going to love it. I'm a dog boy. Pack member. Working together to benefit all. Loyalty. Tongue-dangling idiot who gives it all. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: Backyard is starting to look like one big poop lasagna. It'll be a cesspool come Spring thaw. All the MBT members will be jealous of your digs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 2 grogs 1 lasagna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm a dog boy. Pack member. Working together to benefit all. Loyalty. Tongue-dangling idiot who gives it all. Sam would never try to drain you of your blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm a dog boy. Pack member. Working together to benefit all. Loyalty. Tongue-dangling idiot who gives it all. Sam would never try to drain you of your blood. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh sure that's what you say NOW ... after the fact it'll be another story. Tragic accident ... couldn't have been forseen ... never forgive yourself ... that dog will get a stern talking to about this ... Joe "...the dog isn't to blame ... the cat put him up to it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 bloody cats aren't above having a chew on your body should you be so careless as to drop dead in a locked apartment either.... At the 1992 American Academy of Forensic Sciences conference in New Orleans, a forensic pathologist stated that individuals living alone sometimes died unexpectedly and unnoticed. He claimed that, in his experience, a pet dog would go for several days before it resorted to eating the owner's body. A pet cat would wait only a day or two. What he didn't mention was that cats are obligate carnivores and, unlike dogs (which are more omnivorous), cats cannot consume other potential foodstuffs that might be lying around the home (fruit, veg, cookies). For a dog, the corpse might be a last resort, but for an obligate carnivore, it may be the first resort. Bloody cats hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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