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Originally posted by Stuka:

See what you missed...

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Getting his head slammed in the grill?

He's a tricky one, you'll have to lay a better trap than that. If you were paying attention you'd know that pork loins won't even work.

Throw a bottle of Scotch in the back, that should do it.

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Originally posted by Lars:

Throw a bottle of Scotch in the back, that should do it.

Scotch?

Anyone who comes to my house and asks for Scotch would be lucky to get the cheapest single in my cabinet. Ask for Scotch on the Rocks and you'll get a cheap blend (or Rye or JD) instead - once you ruin it with ice you won't taste the difference anyhow.

Bloody Cretans! (Scotch indeed!)

Show some knowledge of the spririt and ask if I have an Islay or Speyside you could sample and I just might break out a better bottle. But then for any of you cesspoolers I might just pour a dram of turpentine and be done with it.

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Originally posted by Stuka:

Pork loins are a little tricky to find in this country so I guess the Scotch will have to do, I prefer Irish whisky anyway so the sacrifice of a bottle of Scotch in order to see the Gnome's head in my grill is a worthy one.

Grangpth! Irish Whiskey!

If you haven't yet, give Red Breast 12 or Red Breast 15 a try.

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Originally posted by Stuka:

See what you missed...

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If you have a strong stomach and actually study the subject of this picture, you might firstly notice the fixed, skull-like grin. Almost more of a grimace, or rictus if you will.

To me, it screams "SOCIOPATH!". Or at least someone to whom a soul is a non-existent commodity.

And looking at the eyes (But not for too long, oh no!!!), it's obvious that if there was ever any sanity in this creature, the last, faint vestiges wafted out the window ages and ages ago.

What's left can only be described as a hideous, shambling automaton who, by rights, would probably be considered hopelessly over-qualified even for a job as a side show freak.

Someone, who when surrounded by humans, might be able to shout the words, "I am NOT an animal!", while the crowd would murmer the response, "Lucky animals..."

Oh, wait... Stuka's an Aussie.

OK, never mind. Everything's normal then.

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

bum nipper has an assignment. He has been instructed to prepare a treatise on either the innate superiority of House Rune over that of house Morse, or on the differences between MBT members from the UK and those from Sweden (a trick question there, they are both members of Goober Nations, and therefore by definition equal...)

Oh joy... I can hardly wait
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Originally posted by dalem:

The model itself is so well-designed that at one point last night during construction, I actually became aroused.

Grog Porn is one thing, I draw the line at MODEL porn ... well, let me clarify that since there's models ...

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I'm assuming you got the Lego version since I can't imagine any retailer in ManyAppleLess selling YOU glue.

And then there's MODELS ...

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I heartily support the later version.

Joe

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

The model itself is so well-designed that at one point last night during construction, I actually became aroused.

I'm assuming you got the Lego version since I can't imagine any retailer in ManyAppleLess selling YOU glue.</font>
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

The model itself is so well-designed that at one point last night during construction, I actually became aroused.

I'm assuming you got the Lego version since I can't imagine any retailer in ManyAppleLess selling YOU glue.</font>
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

The model itself is so well-designed that at one point last night during construction, I actually became aroused.

I'm assuming you got the Lego version since I can't imagine any retailer in ManyAppleLess selling YOU glue.</font>
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Originally posted by stoat:

I scoff at your ancient Y-wing technology. B-wings are the thing of the future. Get on board.

I make it a rule never to fly in anything that looks like an Egyptian dog mummy ...

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Besides, if I've got my chronology right didn't the B Wing PREDATE the Y Wing? I'm not the Star Wars GROG that you and dalem are of course {snicker}.

Nope, get yourself a REAL starship laddie ...

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Oh sure, she's a bit tempermental but she'll get you home from the black.

And some of the crew's not bad either ...

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And, of course, the widda' lady in need a' comfortin'.

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Joe

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

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Yowza!!!

I think we should reflect further on this.

Originally posted by Lars:

Think I'll bring a digital this year. Anything I can torment you with Mace?

Err Lars? Something like the above going to be there?

Piccys of WW2 aviation are always welcomed.

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