Boo Radley Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Also have an ex-boyfriend for rent. I'm not going to say anything about this. Just going to walk away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I've had more fun mashing my finger in a car door. Michael Say, that is fun! Can I mash the rest of them for you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I really think you need help editing, Joe.I knew it! I just knew it. The twisted fragments remaining of Joe's twisted little mind are simply not up to the challenge of competently assembling any...well, much of anything at all, really. That's why I flatly refused to have anything to do with this project. I knew Joe was screw it up to the point of leaving an entirely false impression of my majestic brilliance. I'll bet that as a little boy he used to scribble obscene graffiti on the sides of churches, mosques, and synagogues. And that was when he was being good! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Also have an ex-boyfriend for rent.Really? I never new that you swung that way. Sturmy should be interested. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I fell with my bicycle and it hurts!We tried to warn you that you weren't ready to take the training wheels off yet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I really think you need help editing, Joe.I knew it! I just knew it. The twisted fragments remaining of Joe's twisted little mind are simply not up to the challenge of competently assembling any...well, much of anything at all, really. That's why I flatly refused to have anything to do with this project. I knew Joe was screw it up to the point of leaving an entirely false impression of my majestic brilliance. I'll bet that as a little boy he used to scribble obscene graffiti on the sides of churches, mosques, and synagogues. And that was when he was being good! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Anybody want a large German Shepherd? Will throw in the sister-in-law for free. Also have an ex-boyfriend for rent. Currently sitting in a rubber room down at HCMC. Interesting weekend. Should have invited dalem over. How many ex-boyfriends you got, Lars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Anybody want a large German Shepherd? Will throw in the sister-in-law for free. Also have an ex-boyfriend for rent. Currently sitting in a rubber room down at HCMC. Interesting weekend. Should have invited dalem over. How many ex-boyfriends you got, Lars? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Something, something Medical Center, ya dingbat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Googled for Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Sheesh, forget one little adjective. Her ex, you idjits. HCMC = Hennepin County Medical Center. He was driving up from Missouri after her and broke down on the side of the road. Cops stopped to help, realized he was a raving loonie, and put him away. Probably did something Kettleresque like thinking a Chevy Suburban will run on brainwaves. Now, about the dog. Anybody want a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...why would I take MY valuable time to interview a mere Other Recognized sort such as yourself?Because I am God Emperor, Highest of the High, Greatest of the Great, Glorious Beyond Compare, Illuminator of All that is Dark, and Mighty Hand of Justice. And that's just before I've had breakfast, mind you. ...everyone will be able to understand why your posts always look like they were typed by someone with sweat popping out on their brow, tongue clenched between teeth and index fingers poised hesitantly over the keyboard searching for that always elusive backspace key.You have plainly become obsessed with the mirror you hung above your monitor. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Sauteed or deep fried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Will season to taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Sheesh, forget one little adjective. Her ex, you idjits.'Her' is a pronoun, not an adjective, mud puppy. HCMC = Hennepin County Medical Center.You actually live in a county called Hennepin??? You mean sober Lutherin folk actually gave that name to their county? No wonder you're weird. Now, about the dog. Anybody want a dog? Still trying to marry off your sister? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: 'Her' is a pronoun, not an adjective, mud puppy.Ever wonder why the little brats who win spelling bees deserve to get b*tch-slapped? You actually live in a county called Hennepin??? You mean sober Lutherin folk actually gave that name to their county? No wonder you're weird.Actually, Father Hennepin was French Catholic. Took awhile for sober people to show up here. Still trying to marry off your sister?Why? You finally get the "unit" working again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...why would I take MY valuable time to interview a mere Other Recognized sort such as yourself?Because I am God Emperor, Highest of the High, Greatest of the Great, Glorious Beyond Compare, Illuminator of All that is Dark, and Mighty Hand of Justice. And that's just before I've had breakfast, mind you. ...everyone will be able to understand why your posts always look like they were typed by someone with sweat popping out on their brow, tongue clenched between teeth and index fingers poised hesitantly over the keyboard searching for that always elusive backspace key.You have plainly become obsessed with the mirror you hung above your monitor. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Peng! I need your instructions for installing Linux on a dead badger. I'm hoping to modify it to install it on a braindead manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng! I need your instructions for installing Linux on a dead badger. I'm hoping to modify it to install it on a braindead manager That's just like Peng isn't it ... promises but never delivers. Mind you the dead badger version may be too sophisticated for a brain dead manager. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng! I need your instructions for installing Linux on a dead badger. I'm hoping to modify it to install it on a braindead manager How to Iinstall Linux on a Dead Badger Ask an ya get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng! I need your instructions for installing Linux on a dead badger. I'm hoping to modify it to install it on a braindead manager So many managers, so little time. It still won't help those morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng! I need your instructions for installing Linux on a dead badger. I'm hoping to modify it to install it on a braindead manager How to Iinstall Linux on a Dead Badger Ask an ya get </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Hey, will someone buy me a copy of strategic command 2? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Originally posted by V: Hey, will someone buy me a copy of strategic command 2?No. Thanks.Don't mention it. In fact, bugger off. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I really think you need help editing, Joe.I knew it! I just knew it. The twisted fragments remaining of Joe's twisted little mind are simply not up to the challenge of competently assembling any...well, much of anything at all, really. That's why I flatly refused to have anything to do with this project. I knew Joe was screw it up to the point of leaving an entirely false impression of my majestic brilliance. I'll bet that as a little boy he used to scribble obscene graffiti on the sides of churches, mosques, and synagogues. And that was when he was being good! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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