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Originally posted by dalem:

Are y'all still awful people?

I would say that you will have to determine that on your own.

There are probably some that are more awful than others, some that are just downright horrible, and others that fall somewhere in between.

I am a nice person, Joe Shaw is awful...I guess you can see how this works, you're a smart guy.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Are y'all still awful people?

I would say that you will have to determine that on your own.

There are probably some that are more awful than others, some that are just downright horrible, and others that fall somewhere in between.

I am a nice person, Joe Shaw is awful...I guess you can see how this works, you're a smart guy. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Are y'all still awful people?

I would say that you will have to determine that on your own.

There are probably some that are more awful than others, some that are just downright horrible, and others that fall somewhere in between.

I am a nice person, Joe Shaw is awful...I guess you can see how this works, you're a smart guy. </font>

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Are y'all still awful people?

I would say that you will have to determine that on your own.

There are probably some that are more awful than others, some that are just downright horrible, and others that fall somewhere in between.

I am a nice person, Joe Shaw is awful...I guess you can see how this works, you're a smart guy. </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

How 'bout a jolly immigrant singsong, then, eh?

Unburdened of their passengers

The taxis have all scattered

The hawkers move their tables out

They’ll be selling no more leather

The Oslo Queen is set to sail

From the Port of Buenos Aires

The ropes are thrown and the big horn moans

As she slips out of the harbor

The stowaway is keeping still

In the dark of his container

With his blanket and his flashlight

And a picture of his sweetheart

He’s rationing his batteries

But right now he can’t resist her

Standing there with her long brown hair

In that Che Guevara t-shirt

As the contents of his wallet show

His plan’s a little sketchy

Three hundred bucks and the bad address

Of a cousin in Miami

In a couple months with a little luck

He’ll be wiring home some money

And even if they send him back

It’ll make a damn good story

Late at night he ventures out

Each time a little farther

Emboldened by his wanderlust

His boredom, and his hunger

Til he’s standing out on the open deck

Searching for La Cruz del Sur

But by-and-by the sky he knows

Has yielded to another

The moon shines on the shipping lanes

Off the coast of Venezuela

And as he looks out at the oilers

Riding heavy up to Texas

He sings a little to himself

Luna, luna, luna llena

While the moon, a word he’s yet to learn,

Betrays him to the cameras

Now he’s somewhere in Dade County

And six weeks without a lawyer

On the basis of the evidence

They could keep him there forever

The guy with the cuban accent says

“Do you recognize this picture?”

And there she is with her long brown hair

And that Che Guevara t-shirt

-Richard Shindell

"Che Guevara T-shirt"

beautiful.

k

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Are y'all still awful people?

I would say that you will have to determine that on your own.

There are probably some that are more awful than others, some that are just downright horrible, and others that fall somewhere in between.

I am a nice person, Joe Shaw is awful...I guess you can see how this works, you're a smart guy. </font>

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I think if you look it up in the historical record, you might find that both Charles Manson and Ted Bundy were described as charming.
And once AGAIN you are proven WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

Search the OFFICIAL Reference work of the Peng Challenge Thread, I refer of course to Wikipedia, and you'll find NOT ONE MENTION of the word "Charming" for Charles Manson ... NOT ONE!

I'll grant you Ted Bundy, however.

BUT YOU'RE STILL WRONG because you specifically referred to BOTH of them!

Joe

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Originally posted by Wildman:

DWEEB? DWEEB? Did perhaps the Morman Wives from Hell steal your small, shriveled manhood?

I thought this thread was about a rapier sharp wit.(not that we've ever managed such superiority) but please...DWEEB?

No viger, no panache, no...no...no hatred!

Down with Joe

I quote from the The Urban Dictionary ...

This is actually an acronym for the phrase "dick with eyebrows," you dummmies. You are calling someone a walking penis.
You are messing with the WRONG MAN Wildman, you are out of your league, all at sea and flying on a wing and a prayer! <small>( mix metaphors thoroughly, garnish and serve chilled. )</small>

Joe

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fully have now 18 mg im of ketamine..

reality can be so awfull..

just got email from friend .she is in hebron now.

verbatim"i really feel numb, its very strange to watch this bloodshed live. yesterday we were playing with the kids on the street. a settler woman walked by. when they walk by we are supposed to stop. to freeze. the soldiers point the guns at us and the kids so she can feel safe. she had a pram. she then went to the soldier heavily armed young stupid and bored. she said we had to stop playing because we were making noise and it would wake up the baby. i looked into the pram. there was no baby inside. in the aftenoon we had to go to try to ease the tension outside. not that that was possible. the army destroyed the market and some buildings..." etc.

so shamed with my litle insignificount live.

go on

ignore the matter

k

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Originally posted by konrad:

fully have now 18 mg im of ketamine..

reality can be so awfull..

just got email from friend .she is in hebron now.

verbatim"i really feel numb, its very strange to watch this bloodshed live. yesterday we were playing with the kids on the street. a settler woman walked by. when they walk by we are supposed to stop. to freeze. the soldiers point the guns at us and the kids so she can feel safe. she had a pram. she then went to the soldier heavily armed young stupid and bored. she said we had to stop playing because we were making noise and it would wake up the baby. i looked into the pram. there was no baby inside. in the aftenoon we had to go to try to ease the tension outside. not that that was possible. the army destroyed the market and some buildings..." etc.

so shamed with my litle insignificount live.

go on

ignore the matter

k

You see Seanachai, you see what your clarion call for love and harmony has wrought?

Not only did it induce the return of konrad, in itself a tragic and momentous occurrence that can but have ill results, but it further induced him, in an analgesic haze, to post the single most depressing thing that occurred to him ... TODAY!

So first he wanders in buzzed ... and then HE KILLS IT! This is on YOUR head Seanachai.

And he wants a dispensation ... WITHOUT RULES WE ARE NO BETTER THAN THE BEASTS OF THE JUNGLE!

Or Noo Yawkurs ...

Joe

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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small,

And the ones that Mother gives you don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall,

Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.

Call Alice when she was just small.

When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go,

And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low,

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,

And the white knight is talking backward, and the red queen's off with her head,

Remember what the doormouse said: "Feed your head! Feed your head!"

Love

Rabbit

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Seanachai:

1) I am not the Operative.

2) You are not on AIM, nor are you in my living room smoking a cigar.

3) I just watched the Star Trek remastered episode "The Doomsday Machine". You are CLEARLY Doctor McCoy.

4) You are quite useless to me.

5) You should drive over and watch some "Venture Brothers" episodes with me.

6) If you don't I may be forced to have a few drinks and versify. Here. In front of everyone.

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Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Small Emma and dalem...

I think it's good that Seanachai has little friends who order him about.

<big>SEANACHAI?! FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!</big>

The Bard can't even read his own yawn-inducing posts, what makes you think he can read turkey recipes? </font>
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