Stuka Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I defy rleete to prove that I'm wrong. Your'e going to use your gamey Jedi posting time alteration trick again aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBlade Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Oh look at that two post for two sentences it could almost be one of us. Yes, almost ... save for NO email and that USA in the location ... this one's not very bright is he. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by GreenBlade: If a few a few of you were not not so pixilated pixilated from cheap wine and and glue sniffing sniffing you you would would not not be be seeing seeing double double. Crap, he's on to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Don't cry for me Useless Bastards! I never really liked you All through my drunken days My vile existence I kept my promise Now keep your distance... Goddamn it! Where's my glass! I'm sure that you incredible shower of bastards has missed me more than you can express. But try, anyways. Don't be afraid to pour on the rejoicing. Make it thick, and sweet, like tripleberry syrup (which is made of no berries known in nature). Hey, guys! I've missed you. Well, not 'missed' as such. More like 'Wow, the absence of the Peng Challenge lot has left me with far too much on my time on my hands to hate the current government'. In an effort to lower my stress level, I've returned to hate you. I figure a good round of hating every single one of you annoying halfwits will cause a huge lowering of blood pressure, a reduction in alcohol intake, and, if I do some energetic full-body obscene gestures, I may well drop 5-10 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Oh, and Lars, please properly attribute you sig-line, you swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: and, if I do some energetic full-body obscene gestures, I may well drop 5-10 pounds. Cutting off your head works for that, too, I hear. In your case, more like 20.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Cutting off your head works for that, too, I hear. In your case, more like 20.... Michael! There you are. Where've you been? While you were undergoing the hormone treatments in preparation for the operation that would bring your physical state into agreement with your Inner Grog, I was busy defending you to all your innumerable enemies. It exhausted me. I've spent months recuperating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Cutting off your head works for that, too, I hear. In your case, more like 20.... Michael! There you are. Where've you been? While you were undergoing the hormone treatments in preparation for the operation that would bring your physical state into agreement with your Inner Grog, I was busy defending you to all your innumerable enemies. It exhausted me. I've spent months recuperating. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Every once in a while, you get some good news. Raise a glass for me, you endless fruited plain of pillocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: The sad part, Sean...is it even remotely likely that I ever, ever, ever asked you for a friggin' favour???? Michael, you know that you never have to ask. You are, without question, the most arrogant, snappish, opinionated, vile, aggressive, abusive, dismissive, know-it-all bastard on the Combat Mission Forum. Everyone hates you. But, to be Seasonal, you're like Marley's Ghost. The chains that you bear, you forged link by link during all your time on this Forum, and you rattle them as a reminder of what could become of us all. Lest we forget. Should we take as our Judas Goat a lesser figure? Someone who contributes nothing more than their bile? Their prejudices? Their arrogance? We've had dozens of them. And Michael? You're fine with me. Actually, I rather like you. Do you know why? Because you keep me on my toes. I don't want 'Hate' to turn into a simple popularity contest. Because, if it came down to it, people would Hate me without a second thought. I wouldn't even have to break a sweat. But you keep me honest, Michael. With you out there, I know that I have to earn their hatred... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Every once in a while, you get some good news. Raise a glass for me, you endless fruited plain of pillocks. So what's the good news, you ass? Don't make me call you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Raise a glass for meI'd rather raise a glass for me. Especially if it's some sort of alcoholic beverage. So vas is das 'good news'? Puberty reached? Tooth Fairy finally left a coin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: So vas is das 'good news'? Puberty reached? Tooth Fairy finally left a coin? If the Tooth Fairy showed up at Dalem's, she'd probably get a 9mm slug in the arse... That, or a glass of rum and a marriage proposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 So, Stuka, Mace and Kitty walk into a bar... No one walks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: In keeping with the season, let's have the Massacre of the Innocents instead. There are no 'Innocents'. There are only corpses of varying degrees of guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 My new favorite joke: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: As I say you’re a tragic figure, now let me make your life more tragic by whupping your damned hide two shades darker and sending you off to Seanachai's shandy store to 'numb the pain' I've never given you permission to mention my name in your villainous twaddle, you Brit puddle of sidewalk piss, so kindly refrain from dragging my own exalted moniker into your various attempts to provoke your betters. I would mock your ancestry, were I not sure that they would just as soon disown you, and I won't add further to their pain by associating you with them. But I will comment on your person, which is of such a nature that no one would normally encounter unless they overturned a rock. 37mm, you're a dog's breakfast of unappetizing bits of remaindered, undifferentiated offal. Less enlightened societies than our own would simply have driven you into the wilderness to die, which speaks volumes for the wisdom of tradition. Your collected posts could serve as a case study of what happens when a society bemired on an island off the coast of Europe not only fails to heed the dangers of in-breeding, but actively embraces them as a means of 'keeping out the wogs'. You, sir, are a suppurating sore on the arse of the English speaking world, and your pretensions to being the 'Messiah of the Peng Challenge Thread' are not only laughable, they are pitiable. Or they would be, if righteous pity wasn't more properly reserved for cannibalistic pedophiles, who at least might make the argument that they're 'just as God made them', unlike yourself, a self-made blight on the evolution of Humanity. I would spit on you, but for fear that I might need my saliva to anoint a more worthy object of disgust, such as a Child Pornographer, or a CEO of an Oil Company, or a member of the House of Lords. By the gods, but it does a man good to occasionally taunt. With elán, unlike most of the spatter of vomit you see here, lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: My new favorite joke: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny. Ahem. How many feminists does it take to screw Dalem? Only one, if the strap-on is well secured... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ahem. How many feminists does it take to screw Dalem? Only one, if the strap-on is well secured... You know I'm now going to have a very disturbed sleep tonight. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: You know I'm now going to have a very disturbed sleep tonight. *shudders* You have my blessing to have a very large glass of something extremely alcoholic. For medicinal purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 My God man.....you remind me of the poor sod who is dragged in from from the ocean, nearly drowned, lying still on the sand while everyone hovers above waiting for a sign of life.......all of a sudden there is a twitch of the eyelid, and then an uncontrolled gasping and choking as the sea water is expelled from the lungs, and oxygen once again begins to transpire through the bloodstream. The coughing and gagging usually lasts a minute or so, and then calm, Seanachai please throw yourself back into the water....oh, and a Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: So, Stuka, Mace and Kitty walk into a bar... No one walks out. So we're still in the bar right?......thats good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Tonight I have 5 dvd's, 2 pizzas, 4 brands of imported beers and 1 bottle of vodka....... and I'm not sharing with any of you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Holiday sing song everyone!!! I think I'm sophisticated 'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody's multiplying Till they're walking round like flies man So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo man 'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man I'm an ape man 'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle 'Cos the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man I look out my window, but I can't see the sky 'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane and we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man. I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Tonight I have 5 dvd's, 2 pizzas, 4 brands of imported beers and 1 bottle of vodka....... and I'm not sharing with any of you..... What are you watching?..... The first season of "Pee Wee's Playhouse"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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