Leeo Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Croda, you've done it now...I wouldn't take that if I were you, Croda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, Berli, Berli ... you're just delaying the inevitable. Now stop being a grumpy old evil force, belly up to the bar and just say the words ... Yes Dear. JoeThe wise words of the Justicar. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Umm...Done what? Beaten Leeo? Yes. Slapped around Stephen Ambrose? Yes. Spent 3 straight hours on Thumbzilla? And how. You'll have to elucidate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Am I the man or what? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: I wouldn't take that if I were you, CrodaPlagerism! Thats my line you grotty ex-squire! I demand cessation of further uttering of that utterance and compensation for utterances previously uttered. Orrrrr.....the Lawyer gets involved and that means no stenographers for you! Fecking 'lil upstart. [ March 07, 2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Am I the man or what? Anyone? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledge59 Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Those in the ‘Pool who have never tried the Random Battle Generator should give it a test drive sometime; it’s a blast. This handy little program doesn’t give a rip about mamby pamby crap like ‘game balance’ or ‘fair play’. When coupled with computer picked forces, it offers some of the most exciting QB action in CM. You take what you get and deal with it, kinda like the real thing. Scenario designers should be a little jealous of this utility, for players don’t whine about its choices. Yep, I played Leeo Again. It was easily the most thrilling first 7 turns I’ve ever played. Defending against the assault is always a challenge, and Leeo had 12 pieces of supported armor to throw at a company of French infantry with their single M4 and lone Greyhound. The mines got 2, the Greyhound got 1, zooks claimed 2 more, and the brave little Sherman that could bagged 4 invading AFVs all by its lonesome before the optics got splattered with the tank commanders brains and the spree ended. The remaining turns saw every last German infantryman and crewmember taken out of the action, but those last 3 tanks just wouldn’t die. It was a hootandahollerandahalf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Q: Am I the man or what? JoeA: Hmmmm ...... if I had to chose between the two options, I'd root for "or what". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Am I the man or what? JoeI had HOPED for a better response, certainly more than the tired "I'd vote for or what." of FlossieJeff. Stuka showed some promise with his takeoff of Ferris Bueller, but really people ... you just have to work harder. There will be more tests unless I can prove that the CessPool is still the CessPool. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Am I the man or what? JoeHow's this, Joe: "the man"? We're not even sure if you're a man yet, Joe. [ March 08, 2002, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Fox Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Am I the man or what? JoeQuick, wasn't someone set a task to discover a funny post by Shaw. That may be an eternal quest but here at least he makes an effort, however pitiful it may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 I wouldn't take that if I were you, Joe. You see, Leeo? Thats how you say it. Look and learn. (edited to adopt a more theatrical pose) [ March 08, 2002, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Am I the man or what?Ooh, Ooh! I know the answer to this one. You're a What!!! I do love a multiple choice questions so. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Joe isn't a man or a 'what' ...he's a Nancy part - time fly boy. He's probably got the Snoopy scarf as well. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Now, what if I ask a silly question........? JoeExactly my point......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 The weekend is so close I can almost taste it. It tastes like beer. Mmmm…beer. I might even send a turn to one of my opponents this weekend. We can start the raffle to see who the lucky winner is. I can imagine that deep within the bowls of Berli’s fortress, he is working on a Monday morning in his evil lab. He stirs his malevolent stew and cackles with glee. Two parts stress with a pinch of unreasonable expectations. “This will teach them to make posts with a lot of words” he grumbles to himself. “I hope they all sod off like the pillocks they are.” He then sends out his stew in Evilware containers via his imps. (Evilware is microwavable, dontcha know!) They will scamper to and fro across the globe in search of those who enjoyed their weekends. He can barely hear the voice from upstairs that gently chides him “Berlipoo, you can be less evil. Come on and snuggle with me, my hellspawn, Wagner aficionado.” Like a kick in the crotch, I know that Monday will arrive and pummel my sensibilities. But, I have the miniscule hope that perhaps I will enjoy this weekend and will be in a complete coma come Monday. I can hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally quoted by Joe Shaw: Am I the man or what? Joe, you're not "the man" until you send me a picture of yourself sans helmet. Gottcha! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: I wouldn't take that if I were you, CrodaPlagerism! Thats my line you grotty ex-squire! I demand cessation of further uttering of that utterance and compensation for utterances previously uttered. Orrrrr.....the Lawyer gets involved and that means no stenographers for you! Fecking 'lil upstart.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 It must suck to be you, Stuka!! This is fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Hiram, Just so you can think about it over the weekend, I've cooked up a Monday for you that will make you look upon past Mondays as if they were weekends. Do enjoy your weekend... two short days until Monday... very short days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledge59 Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Joe, you're not "the man" until you send me a picture of yourself sans helmet. Gottcha! PersephoneGame, set, and match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Stuka, if you are gonna go running around trademarking catch phrases and words than I want the phrase, "You SUCK!". It's mine dammit and don't be fooled by that imposter Hiram-Short-Hairs with his bogus "SUCKS to be YOU" line. He a nancy, pancy fan boy, that is all he is. Oh and BTW, I am kicking Crudda's ass in a QB. I am attacking a town and I should have 3 or 4 flag out of 5 with light to moderate casualties to boot. Oh, and Shaw... You SUCK!. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by jshandorf: Stuka, if you are gonna go running around trademarking catch phrases and words than I want the phrase, "You SUCK!". It's mine dammit and don't be fooled by that imposter Hiram-Short-Hairs with his bogus "SUCKS to be YOU" line. He a nancy, pancy fan boy, that is all he is. Oh and BTW, I am kicking Crudda's ass in a QB. I am attacking a town and I should have 3 or 4 flag out of 5 with light to moderate casualties to boot. Oh, and Shaw... You SUCK!. JeffIf you're going to have light to moderate casualties, then you're nancy boys should have all the flags and shouldn't have sat back with your infantry cowering from a damned Hetzer! I haven't had anything more than a routed Company HQ with 1 guy left and LOW ammo on his .45 for 10 turns and that lone guy hiding under a rock has kept your reinforced battalion at bay the whole time. I had 2 Hetzers and slaughtered your tank regiment. I also saw you pick your nose and eat it while we were playing TCP/IP you dingo-dipping bastard! [ March 08, 2002, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Croda ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have embarked upon my upgrade crusade at long last. Step One: A new keyboard ... DONE! Am I the man or what? JoeYou people make me want to puke, nothing new in that of course, but I'm talking some serious heaving in this case. Everyone seems to be concentrating on the obvious, i.e. and to wit Am I the man or what?. In point of fact, you have far greater opportunites with the upgrading section but NO ONE HAS TOUCHED IT! Here, these are for free: "Gee Joe, I didn't know you needed a keyboard with a Gameboy!" OR "I'm glad you were able to find a new keyboard for your Trash 80 at Radio Shack." OR "Perhaps your NEXT big purchase will be a mouse pad ... please keep us informed." Bah! The CessPool ain't what it used to be. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Bah! The CessPool ain't what it used to be. Nope, we've resorted to old fogies trying to make fun of themselves and still failing miserably. In case anyone else fails to point it out: You're not funny. Stick with the 'dropped my dentures in the pot of stew' routine you're so good at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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