Patchy Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: Anybody here seen a monkey? He is about 2 ft high and 30 odd lbs..answers to the name Fluffy. If you find him just don't shave him..he really hates that. Women are like french fries..they start out hot and salty but as time goes by they get cold and cardboard-like, making your teeth and stomach hurt. Stay tuned for my "Dear Peng" rants..my therapist says it will be healthy for me...Übergnome, I believe you have some serious SSN cleaning to do here in the Cesspool...I suggest you get to it quickly or I may be forced to do some more veterinary procedures. Now, where did I put that sword...it must be somewhere in this muck. Yecknod, did you hide my sword again? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: Anybody here seen a monkey? He is about 2 ft high and 30 odd lbs..answers to the name Fluffy. If you find him just don't shave him..he really hates that. Women are like french fries..they start out hot and salty but as time goes by they get cold and cardboard-like, making your teeth and stomach hurt. Stay tuned for my "Dear Peng" rants..my therapist says it will be healthy for me...Übergnome, I believe you have some serious SSN cleaning to do here in the Cesspool...I suggest you get to it quickly or I may be forced to do some more veterinary procedures. Now, where did I put that sword...it must be somewhere in this muck. Yecknod, did you hide my sword again? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 OK, I have avoided these Peng horror shows like any decent and self-respecting human being ought to, but now it woudl seem that I am being slandered and libeled in a most egregious fashion by the likes of this Kanonfire guy or whatever his name is. What is the meaning of comments like this: To think that only the likes of Jeff Heideman, an acknowledged intelligent and well regarded individual can be your equal in a discussion smacks of pure elitism and self aggrandisement. Two points: A) While my intelligence can hardly be disputed, the claim that I am "well-regarded" is somewhat dubious, to say the very least. I think you might find one or two old timers who would have something to say about that. Anyone want to talk about German optics? Slapdragon is not now, nor has he ever been, my equal in any disucussion. That being said, me and Slappy have certainly managed to figure out how to disagree without the liberal use of SPF 14000 sunblock. In fact, more than a couple people have mentioned how similar we are in our general lack of interest in coddling people. Well, now that I have gone and posted in a Peng thingie, I guess I better challenge someone to a game. Since this KangieMan guy is the one who attracted my attention, perhaps he would like an object lesson in how to apply force in a overwhelming and decisive manner? Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 OK, I have avoided these Peng horror shows like any decent and self-respecting human being ought to, but now it woudl seem that I am being slandered and libeled in a most egregious fashion by the likes of this Kanonfire guy or whatever his name is. What is the meaning of comments like this: To think that only the likes of Jeff Heideman, an acknowledged intelligent and well regarded individual can be your equal in a discussion smacks of pure elitism and self aggrandisement. Two points: A) While my intelligence can hardly be disputed, the claim that I am "well-regarded" is somewhat dubious, to say the very least. I think you might find one or two old timers who would have something to say about that. Anyone want to talk about German optics? Slapdragon is not now, nor has he ever been, my equal in any disucussion. That being said, me and Slappy have certainly managed to figure out how to disagree without the liberal use of SPF 14000 sunblock. In fact, more than a couple people have mentioned how similar we are in our general lack of interest in coddling people. Well, now that I have gone and posted in a Peng thingie, I guess I better challenge someone to a game. Since this KangieMan guy is the one who attracted my attention, perhaps he would like an object lesson in how to apply force in a overwhelming and decisive manner? Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Posted by Jeff : ...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Posted by Jeff : ...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Posted by Jeff : </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Posted by Jeff : </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Boy, if my post involving Jeff was considered abusive, I'd hate to have posted something about him on a bad day. As for your offer Jeff... choose your weapons (as long as they don't involve some bloody huge point cost if you're thinking of a quick battle as I'm not particularly fond of huge battles). A nice scenario that neither of us have tried might be good. Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Posted by Jeff : </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Boy, if my post involving Jeff was considered abusive, I'd hate to have posted something about him on a bad day. As for your offer Jeff... choose your weapons (as long as they don't involve some bloody huge point cost if you're thinking of a quick battle as I'm not particularly fond of huge battles). A nice scenario that neither of us have tried might be good. Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Posted by Jeff : </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />...I guess I better challenge someone to a game.Ye gods ! You could at least read the RULES. We havn't suspended ALL sane things here - yet. Still, the fact that you posted here is an accomplishment... throw enough abuse at someone and they may answer. You do have some "style" I hope... Noba.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Posted by Jeff: Please, I cannot possibly be bothered.Well then, step outside the pool. Thankyou. [ I couldn't possibly tell him to Sod Off, now, could I ?] Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Posted by Jeff: Please, I cannot possibly be bothered.Well then, step outside the pool. Thankyou. [ I couldn't possibly tell him to Sod Off, now, could I ?] Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Jeff, Sod Off Slapdragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Jeff, Sod Off Slapdragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Jeff, Sod Off SlapdragonSaid with such ...Style, grace - and no ambiguity ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Jeff, Sod Off SlapdragonSaid with such ...Style, grace - and no ambiguity ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Dear Peng, Well as this is my first letter to you, I suppose I should start with a bit about my background. I was born a coal miner's daughter back in the late 1880s. My family though large was close knit in a wholesome country bumkin manner. My father was a large gruff man with a heart of gold. Oh he used to light us on fire now and again but I assure you it was all with a twinkle in his eye and a shovel at the ready to put out before those nasty third degrees set in. Oh my heart swells with joy as I recall the Pit at Christmas.. Well after a fairly normal childhood complete with the ususal titterings and sweet siren of budding womanhood, my life changed drastically when a most odd kitchen accident required that I in fact become a man. After an initial disappointment, I must say that being a male has been most satisfying. I have found that having an appendage with a mind of it's own and absolutly no inclination towards discipline was frightening at first but as time went on, it really has been my closest friend. I also found the beauty of "lower thought"..no longer do I worry about the future or let emotions rule me. Now I drown all of this in a healthy dose of beer and TV. In fact about the only thing I do worry about is how to keep my Horizonatal Buddy happy. That is right no more wasted effort on nurturing thoughts here..what a relief I can tell you. Well my early adulthood saw me somewhat rudderless. I tried many careers; bank teller, delivery boy ..er person, CEO of an oil empire, comedic porn star and Batman. But none of them stuck. I found I was somewhat empty..a hollow vessel in which my soul just rattled around. Not unlike baby's teeth in the base of a spray paint can. Well after several failed attempts at religion..let's not even get into the Resurrected Beaver incident. I decided that perhaps this reality just wasn't for me. It seemed to have to few colours for the likes of me. So after much thought and advice from my appendage, I decided to instead step outside and take a clean breath of fresh air. By that I mean I decided to devote my life to a higher meaning. Now for my question..your name..did you go to high school in Winnipeg Manitoba cause I knew a kid named Peng there..funny guy with glasses and a strange allergy which forced him wear Kleenix..just wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Dear Peng, Well as this is my first letter to you, I suppose I should start with a bit about my background. I was born a coal miner's daughter back in the late 1880s. My family though large was close knit in a wholesome country bumkin manner. My father was a large gruff man with a heart of gold. Oh he used to light us on fire now and again but I assure you it was all with a twinkle in his eye and a shovel at the ready to put out before those nasty third degrees set in. Oh my heart swells with joy as I recall the Pit at Christmas.. Well after a fairly normal childhood complete with the ususal titterings and sweet siren of budding womanhood, my life changed drastically when a most odd kitchen accident required that I in fact become a man. After an initial disappointment, I must say that being a male has been most satisfying. I have found that having an appendage with a mind of it's own and absolutly no inclination towards discipline was frightening at first but as time went on, it really has been my closest friend. I also found the beauty of "lower thought"..no longer do I worry about the future or let emotions rule me. Now I drown all of this in a healthy dose of beer and TV. In fact about the only thing I do worry about is how to keep my Horizonatal Buddy happy. That is right no more wasted effort on nurturing thoughts here..what a relief I can tell you. Well my early adulthood saw me somewhat rudderless. I tried many careers; bank teller, delivery boy ..er person, CEO of an oil empire, comedic porn star and Batman. But none of them stuck. I found I was somewhat empty..a hollow vessel in which my soul just rattled around. Not unlike baby's teeth in the base of a spray paint can. Well after several failed attempts at religion..let's not even get into the Resurrected Beaver incident. I decided that perhaps this reality just wasn't for me. It seemed to have to few colours for the likes of me. So after much thought and advice from my appendage, I decided to instead step outside and take a clean breath of fresh air. By that I mean I decided to devote my life to a higher meaning. Now for my question..your name..did you go to high school in Winnipeg Manitoba cause I knew a kid named Peng there..funny guy with glasses and a strange allergy which forced him wear Kleenix..just wondering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 I just love how Seanachai lifts his leg, lays down a eye-scorching, nostril-hair curling, steaming meadow-muffin, and runs out of the room. Turn on a fan somebody!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 I just love how Seanachai lifts his leg, lays down a eye-scorching, nostril-hair curling, steaming meadow-muffin, and runs out of the room. Turn on a fan somebody!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: Dear Peng, Well as this is my first letter to you, I suppose I should start with a bit about my background. And we're supposed to give a flying fig for exactly what reason? Go away. Do not collect $200. Do not go on. Just go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: Dear Peng, Well as this is my first letter to you, I suppose I should start with a bit about my background. And we're supposed to give a flying fig for exactly what reason? Go away. Do not collect $200. Do not go on. Just go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: Any of you preverts have good-sized city map for me to set up something with? around 2000-3000 points.Go to the Scenario Depot and download 'Klein Maastricht'. That is 2 square km of city map Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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