Snarker Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I have returned. Turns to all maggots have been sent EXCEPT to the pennslytuckian who never sent one to me. Resend the turn, apres-u-getta-brain. It's apparently in the SMTP cylindrical file. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Sent with extreme fury. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Sent with extreme fury. :mad: It'd be cooler if you sent it with great vengeance and furious anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 That was a misspelling. I meant sent with extreme furry. As you can see, Snarker is showing off his new outfit. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'm hoping that Snarker goes for a little walkie in the dump where Wallypopper shoots rats. With a target as big as that, even Wally can't miss. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I was browsing the archives and came across an interesting thread title. Is this thread the birth of the waffle? It is like being in a time machine of sweet insanity. Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Hoolaman: I was browsing the archives and came across an interesting thread title. Is this thread the birth of the waffle? It is like being in a time machine of sweet insanity. Thread Not quite. I think this is the very first waffle thread. I'm guessing threads like the one you showed (from the very same day!) were the reason. This was all before my time. The maggot was gone by the time I got here. ...and I'm eternally thankful for that. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Yikes! Dave H's post in that thread had no , and one :mad: ! It's like stepping into another dimension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Ah, the bad old days. Replaced by these new fangled so-bad-the-bad-old-days-look-good days. I hate you all so very, very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Hoolaman: I was browsing the archives and came across an interesting thread title. Is this thread the birth of the waffle? It is like being in a time machine of sweet insanity. Thread Shut it, HoopleHead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I'm hoping that Snarker goes for a little walkie in the dump where Wallypopper shoots rats. With a target as big as that, even Wally can't miss. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I DON'T MISS. .44 Desert Eagle in one hand, and a 1 million candlepower spotlight in the other, popping rats at the local landfill at 3 in the morning. Ahhhhh. Relaxation. Takes the mind off of teaching High School. Rednecks usually are quite good shots, and I am better than usual. Health Department has a bounty on rat corpsicles, too. Turns out in a little while. Delay due to bad thunderstorms in the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: .44 Desert Eagle ....Wow. You get shortchanged even when you buy firearms. At least it doesn't say "Replica". Or does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 Nah, I got a replica .44 Walker Colt. Fun. Bought the Desert Eagle at a Rod and Gun club in Hanau Germany in 1988. Quite entertaining, out to about 100 meters or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Hoolaman: I was browsing the archives and came across an interesting thread title. Is this thread the birth of the waffle? It is like being in a time machine of sweet insanity. Thread Despite Pseudointellect's disagreement, I believe you have that one precious moment in time when Soddball, in a moment of frustration, attempted to stop the 20+ posts per day by that mad, no-turn-sending, sack-of-monkey-nuts MissusJizall. We have successfull rousted that maggot from his own roost, so push off or step up. I truly hope you choose the former and not the latter, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hoolaman: I was browsing the archives and came across an interesting thread title. Is this thread the birth of the waffle? It is like being in a time machine of sweet insanity. Thread Despite Pseudointellect's disagreement, I believe you have that one precious moment in time when Soddball, in a moment of frustration, attempted to stop the 20+ posts per day by that mad, no-turn-sending, sack-of-monkey-nuts MissusJizall. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Man, you iz stoopid. Check Here, Dimwit. :mad: :mad: You do realise that by posting this you are pushing my FAQ off the board again? From now on, you will be assigned a single thread, to be called "MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle", into which you must post everything you write, even if it's pertinent to another thread. Now go and sit in the corner.Posted by me. Shameful though it is, I am responsible for the essence of the Cheery Waffle. Now if only I could find the motivation to send a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 OMFG, I can't believe we are quibbling over who started this maggot-infested, mold-encrusted, jizm pool. For fooks sake if Soddy wants to take the bla...er, credit, fine, it's his. BTW, shouldn't you be posting about how the lack of motorcycle-riding horses means that you won't buy CMx2? Chop, chop, lass. The other nancy girls are waiting for you. You all can sit around the E-Z Bake oven, fix each other's hair and chat on for hours aboot nothing....oh wait, isn't that your Friday nights with Watson & Crick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Becket: Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. SEE!?!?!?! More anger less quibbling over useless crap like, 'how can 54-46 be considered a draw? I obviously have more points therefore I should win.' I need a elephant tranquilizer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. SEE!?!?!?! More anger less quibbling over useless crap like, 'how can 54-46 be considered a draw? I obviously have more points therefore I should win.' I need a elephant tranquilizer..... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. SEE!?!?!?! More anger less quibbling over useless crap like, 'how can 54-46 be considered a draw? I obviously have more points therefore I should win.' I need a elephant tranquilizer..... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: OMFG, I can't believe we are quibbling over who started this maggot-infested, mold-encrusted, jizm pool. For fooks sake if Soddy wants to take the bla...er, credit, fine, it's his. BTW, shouldn't you be posting about how the lack of motorcycle-riding horses means that you won't buy CMx2? Chop, chop, lass. The other nancy girls are waiting for you. You all can sit around the E-Z Bake oven, fix each other's hair and chat on for hours aboot nothing....oh wait, isn't that your Friday nights with Watson & Crick? I hope someone slams the door on that prehensile tail of yours, you damn organ-grinding monkey. Shouldn't you be out on the street playing for your keep? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 All right you lackadaisical lollygaggers :mad: Where be my turns? After much hand wringing and consternation, I managed to eek out a minor victory from Kiwi Mike, not to be confused with the Mike the organ-grinder, in the CMAK scenario "A Port for Patton." I held 3 large flags and two small flags, he took one large flag, and another large flag was left undecided. This epic 50+ turn scenario features a beautiful map, lots of arty (especially for the attacking Americans), clankies, tons of grunts, and many options for setting up the German defense (not sure for the Amis). If it wasn't for my 120 mm spotter, I would have lost. This spotter delayed the maggot's attack, just enough and caused 60 casualties. Kiwi-Mike made excellent use of smoke rounds to get in close to take one flag and cause another to become undecided. Thankfully he ran out of smoke rounds before he could take more flags. The gamiest moment was when his AI-controlled air support knocked out a hidden, entrenched AT gun in trees. Mike, if you would like a rematch, send me a set-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ...I managed to eek out a minor victory from Kiwi Mike, not to be confused with the Mike the organ-grinder... You talking aboot me, crotch-louse? YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN A FECKIN' DRAW, MAAAAAAAAGGGOOOTTT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Ah yes, Canuckistani victories. So do you want a set-up monkey-boy? Or are you too busy jamming your torpedo in that sub-sim that you were glowing aboot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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