Wallybob Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 New thread, Penguins can F@#$ off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 That felt good, or should I say Goodalesqe. (edited to include appropriate punctuation.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 GRRAAARGHHAAARGHRAARGGGGG!!!!!!! DH is stuffing my tinder box tank wannabees full of angryolized TNT and lighting the fuse, maggots! Crete is a living hell courtesy of Mike. MTW is AWOL again. Axe is dying all over Finland and he's the Finns. The thread title is angry and full of severed Kraut limbs and Russian molten lips, courtesy of Wally Bob. Think you maggots got all the pengy mannerisms out of your system now? :mad: :mad: :mad: Huh? Huh? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Nope, not yet. Give me a setup, and we'll think about it. Nah, not even then. Setup would still be nice. MAGGOT-LIPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 You forgot to include visual cluses for the Penguins. Penguins - please take note of #9 and apply it to yourselves. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Two new threads. Nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 GRRRRR! Three threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Darwin at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 A dead limb on the tree of life just got lopped off. Adios tundra-boys! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: What kind of a thread title is this? Snarker, Wally, Mace and the Mikes will never find it.Your prediction came true. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i live workey road trip...flight in, mucho trabajo, flight home. i hates yous all. turns to maggots....when i feel like it. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: New thread, Penguins can F@#$ off. Tum te tum, *cleans fingernails with very large knife* Talking to me? :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: New thread, Penguins can F@#$ off. Tum te tum, *cleans fingernails with very large knife* Talking to me? :mad: Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Turns from Soddball in a month and nine days. Zero. Turns from Seanachai in nine days. One. This is too painful to watch. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Mike: You forgot to include visual cluses for the Penguins. Inspector 'Cluseau' needs cluses. Penguins need a good thumping. You need a spell checker. May I suggest Fire Fox? I need more angry TNT. Wally Bob, I'm chuckin' angryolized at you and Waterlogged Creep shortly. Psuedo, I'm chopping your limbs into blue cheese sized chunks for best mold growth soon enough. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Turns from Soddball in a month and nine days. Zero. Turns from Seanachai in nine days. One. This is too painful to watch. :mad: :mad: :mad: If Soddy and Seanachai played tennis, it would be eternal love. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good Morning Maggots! Today I'm going to be like DaveH. Yes, tax-time. But instead of using my fingers and toes for 'countin,' I'm going to use TurboTax. GGGGGGGARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG! I feel filthy after that statement. Maybe I'll just get wired on coffee instead. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 <font size=6 font color=white>Good Friday morning, Cheery Waffles!!</font> So Axe's thread title was a bit too complex for some of the simple minds around here? That's okay, I'll just copy my post over to this thread. I can keep copying it just as fast as you maggots can create new threads. It gives me great pleasure to announce the results of the 2004 BDLRM contest. I started a total of 15 PBEMs with various Waffles, <font size=1>penguins</font>, and other riff-raff. Amazingly, only four failed to complete their doomed mission, including the uber-Finn Keke who bailed after completing 23 increasingly futile turns. The hardy souls who played through to the bitter end were, in no particular order: Wallybob, _UXCVA, Mike, PseudoSimonds, mike the wino, Boo Radley, Axe2121, Robohn, the suave Teddy Windsor, Snarker, and Mace. All right, Mace was last because the no-turn-sending Aussie maggot <font size=1>penguin</font> just finished!! His excuse was that I didn't send him turns. What horse hockey! On a whole, you were crushed like peeled grapes. Congratulations to Snarker, who held me to a 64-56 Minor Axis Victory. He was the only contestant to inflict more casualties than he suffered. In any future battles against entrenched Axis troops, I highly recommend the use of excessive VT artillery. His FO chalked up 39 infantry and one 20 mm AA gun, all of whom were in foxholes or trenches. Snarker managed to exit from the map edge with a Hellcat and two Chaffees, and maybe even some infantry. Congratulations, Snarker!! Second place goes to Wallybob, who held me to an 83-17 Major Axis Victory. The Germans were very lucky as his American aircraft missed both my Panther and my AT gun in the first three turns! Wallybob went first class by purchasing only Easy Eight Shermans. He also managed to get one Sherman off the map edge. Well done, Wallybob! Honorable mention goes to mike the wino, who managed an 84-16 Total Axis Victory, just missing the Major Axis Victory score. He came at us with 6 M15s and some Staghounds, which fortunately couldn't get close enough to cause too much damage. MTW knocked out my bogged Panther with his engineers, which I thought was a bit unkind. Good job, mtw! The other eight slackers all tied with Total Axis Victories and scores ranging from 98-2 to 100-0. I faced everything from P-47s to Sextons to halftracks to Stuarts to Churchills to Mace's 48 armed jeeps, and my Germans stopped them all. No two of you chose anywhere near the same Allied forces, and every one of you attacked with different but equally futile tactics. It's just barely possible the scenario may have been a bit out of balance. At least it was well-tested! Thanks to all the chumps; ummm, make that good sports, who participated. Wait until next time! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 It was bad enough the first time. :mad: :mad: Mace's 48 armed jeepsWhy does this not surprise me in the least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 That's more arms that you usually see on most jeeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Becket: That's more arms that you usually see on most jeeps.Well, you know how Australia is the home of many odd creatures that were evolutionary dead ends, unable to survive anywhere else. This, and Mace himself, are but two more examples. Leave it to the prodigal Cheery Waffle attorney to try twisting the meaning of words around. GRAARGHRRARGRARRGH!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 GRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTT! I have 98% of my taxes done. I just need to get a charity whose name I forgot from a friend (He climbed Kilimanjaro for the benefit of the charity) and then I can print out. The best part is I gets money back my precious. Oh a nice little sum. Yessssssssssssss! Now I can get wired on coffee, snowplow the driveway, and waste the day away! w00t! WooT! If'n any of ya maggots want some TCIP or bonus time PBEM turnz, let me know. I am the Tsar of Friday. In other words, I RULE FRIDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah, and we know what happened to the tsars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Shouldn't you be out chasing an ambulance? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Shouldn't you be in or under one? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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