Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Lurkur: Hubba-hubba. So, who's that doing a fine approximation of an ottoman (the furniture, not the empire)? And what's that effluvia he's got all over his back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 That's not effluvia, it's sheepskin, if that helps identify the otto-man.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 So does that mean Mace is wearing the sheepskin for her protection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ohh... a jolly sing-a-long... How about gnome songs? me and your garden gnome have set up shop outside your home and we've watched you come and go but you wouldn't notice us here down below me and your garden gnome we made friends a long time ago and we soak up the sun, we chill out in the snow we're sitting in your garden like a murder of crows and at the break of dawn if we could trouble you for just a moment if you'd leave your clock radio on he and I could dance a jig halfway across your lawn neither one of us likes your new guy and we couldn't really tell you why maybe it's because we don't stand as high or maybe it's because you quit noticing us when he walks by so I guess it seems a little bizarre that we poured sugar in the tank of his car we set off his antitheft and we smiled when you left because we knew you'd only get so far and at the break of dawn . . . envy and regret are ghosts that go together like tea and toast and the gnome and I debate that if we both suffocate which one of us you'd miss the most and this morning I was out of your sight and I smashed the gnome with all my might and it was hard to decide if those were tears in his eyes because someone had left your sprinklers on all night and at the break of dawn if we could trouble you for just a moment if you could leave your clock radio on he and I could dance one last jig halfway across your lawn and at the break of dawn you'll find me singing to the morning sun digging up your lawn trying to find where you've hid your secrets like a leprechaun Lorak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Oh, and I can't forget the most famous of Gnome songs. I want to tell you a story About a little man If I can. A gnome named Steven Pemble. And little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine. He wore a scarlet tunic, A blue green hood, It looked quite good. He had a big adventure Amidst the grass Fresh air at last. Wining, dining, biding his time. And then one day - hooray! Another way for gnomes to say Oooooooooomray. Look at the sky, look at the river Isn't it good? Look at the sky, look at the river Isn't it good? Winding, finding places to go. And then one day - hooray! Another way for gnomes to say Oooooooooomray. Ooooooooooooooomray Lorak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Is our own Lorak the Piper at the Gates of Dawn, or is he hiding A Saucer Full of Secrets? In either case, I think Mr. Barrett would approve... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Leeo: Is our own Lorak the Piper at the Gates of Dawn, or is he hiding A Saucer Full of Secrets? In either case, I think Mr. Barrett would approve... Why aren't you sending me moves, you melon-headed monkey farmer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, who's that doing a fine approximation of an ottoman (the furniture, not the empire)? Yep, it's Mace and the Gnome both sporting their hideousMasks of Shame. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Lurkur: Lurkur you dolt... Miss Kitty has fine, luxurious, DARK hair (unless she changed sumfink lately)... and in your little picture, the Gnome is too tall... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Miss Kitty has fine, luxurious, DARK hair (unless she changed sumfink lately)... and in your little picture, the Gnome is too tall... No, I don't and yes maybe he is. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Ohh, Sky Kitty isn't a smoldering brunette? Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Ohh, Sky Kitty isn't a smoldering brunette? Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. I am naturally but I've dyed my hair yellow all my life. I guess the color in my pictures isn't up to par. He did get my lovely dark roots though. =) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge . . . this is about half of what I have. Shall I go on or is this enough? Starting to get arthritis typing all this. =( Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: I shall miss you Steven Pemble... Cos without you this thread (for me) ceases to exist.. Gee, it's good to know the rest of us all matter so much. =( *sniffle* Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: I shall miss you Steven Pemble... Cos without you this thread (for me) ceases to exist.. Gee, it's good to know the rest of us all matter so much. =( *sniffle* Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: And your point is? The point is that Peng thread is more than one person, in fact it's more than even all the people I can think of (in my limited mind) to list here: Berli, Mace, Elvis, dalem, Peng, Joe Shaw, Lorak, Noba, Aces and Eights, Persephone, Stuka, Boo, Croda, MrSpkr, Aqua Perdido, AussieJeff, Babra, Bastables, Bauhaus, David Aitkin, Goanna, Hiram, Moraine, Lars, Leeo, Moriarty, OGSF, Speedy, Yeknodathon, Von Shrad, StevetheRat, Priest, Armornut, Harpooner, Juardis, CMPlayer, Harv, Diceman, Sledge59, Noba, R_Leete, Lurker and me and YOU . . . and anyone else I may have forgotten (not my intention) all of whom at one time or another have professed to be your friends and all of whom look to you as their Queen. Please don't say none of us matter anymore. I don't think any of us really deserve it. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: The point is that Peng thread is more than one person, in fact it's more than even all the people I can think of (in my limited mind) to list here: Berli, Mace, Elvis, dalem, Peng, Joe Shaw, Lorak, Noba, Aces and Eights, Persephone, Stuka, Boo, Croda, MrSpkr, Aqua Perdido, AussieJeff, Babra, Bastables, Bauhaus, David Aitkin, Goanna, Hiram, Moraine, Lars, Leeo, Moriarty, OGSF, Speedy, Yeknodathon, Von Shrad, StevetheRat, Priest, Armornut, Harpooner, Juardis, CMPlayer, Harv, Diceman, Sledge59, Noba, R_Leete, Lurker and me and YOU . . . and anyone else I may have forgotten (not my intention) all of whom at one time or another have professed to be your friends and all of whom look to you as their Queen.Bravo for kitty... I'm a fickle bitch, I only really remember the people whom I actually have spoken to.. half the names on your list I have never heard of never mind spoken to...So I can't for the life of me understand why they would have professed ANYTHING to me.. if they did then I would have NO DOUBT returned the compliment.. Please don't say none of us matter anymore. I don't think any of us really deserve it.I didn't say that...it was you who said it.. What I ACTUALLY said before you snipped it to feed you bitter mind was this.... but I want to say .. I shall miss this forum and all of you guys... Most of all though.. I shall miss you Steven Pemble... Cos without you this thread (for me) ceases to exist..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are people in your list of names whom I speak to almost every day.. So of course I wouldn't miss them... They know who they are.. I don't see any of them taking my post in the way you did? Which then makes me wonder.. Why did my post result in an attack from you? Anyone but ANYONE who has ever taken the time to speak with me or post something that has made me smile or laugh has always had my attention... nothing to do with the fact someone decided to make me Queen more to do with the fact that I appreciated it... Of course there are some who post things I may not like reading.. and I usually ignore such posts... Until.. that is.. now.. So once again.... Bravo Kitty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Sorry you misinterpreted that. All I was trying to say is I didn't want you to leave. Seanachi is one too many. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 The reasoning behind my post was to nuture a friend whom I felt was in need of it... Persephone got the very same vibes from Steves posts as I did... Hell she went a step further than me and gave Dan a kick.. at 5am in the morning to call Steve.. just to make sure he was ok.. Of course I wouldn't stop posting (forever) if Steve does... It was my feeble attempt of trying to get across to him that some people DO CARE... I would have (and have done) the same for anyone I consider a friend... Which is most of the current people who post here...I say most because I don't see you as a friend... You never have been.. and I don't see you ever will be.. I've tried... but It's like walking on eggshells conversing with you and well..that's just not me... I don't dislike you or hate you.. I just don't see you as a friend... I also don't read from your post. "Don't leave, cos Seanachai is one too many"...Can you point me in the right direction? for as hard as I try I can't for the life of me read that from what you posted...I suggest..that from now on you ignore my posts..as I NORMALLY do yours... I didn't do so this time because quite frankly.. you just pushed once too often.. I have no intention of EVER leaving the PENG thread forever....and I'm pretty sure Steve hasn't either...It's just that sometimes current events make you feel you want to.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 You know what I think. I think Seanachai's turned into a big girly sook. I also think the sniping between two of the ladies has to stop, both here and elsewhere. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: You know what I think. Mace Yes and it creeps most of us out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ditto *shivers*...btw I got a brand spankin new wireless keyboard. I can now sit across the room in front of the fireplace with my bathrobe on and type, surf the web, etc to my little hearts content. Course, I cant see what the hell I'm doing, but just having the ability is strangly satisfying. BTW Mace what do you know of metallizers and reasons for them going awry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: ... and in your little picture, the Gnome is too tall... I took some artistic license so the Mask of Shame No. 15...for Men would show up better. Besides, you know how touchy certain Olde Ones are on the whole issue of "size." <font size=2>No gnomes were killed or injured in the making of this image. Can't say the same for Mace.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Persephone Berli? BERLI?! BERLI! Berli huh?... wha?... fire? Persephone Emmaandkittyarefighting! There'sbloodeverywhereandbodyparsareflying! YougottadoSOMEFINK! Berli fire? please? Persephone EMMA! KITTY! FIGHTING! DO SOME FINK! Berli *gazing upward* Ok God, you were saving this on weren't you? Wasn't enough to just cast me out was it? You really are a rat bastard, you know. *turns bleary eyed gaze back to Persephone* I really, and I do mean really, hope there is a real reason you woke me up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 If I didn’t have a brain from what could I refrain? If I didn’t have a smile, would the world become more vile? If I didn’t have a heart, how could love I impart? If I didn’t have my skin, what would keep the ickies in? If I didn’t have some eyes could I envision my demise? If I didn’t have my throat, down what would the booze float? If I didn’t have this thread. then it’s time to meet Great Fred. This doggerel brought to you by the letters S and G, and the number 42. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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