Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Hey, is that a big carrot or are you just really happy to see me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Big Carrot... Thank you, I didn't think yer noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Acey, Acey, Acey, Think about it...without the Navy, you would be....the Army. Equipped with older weapons too! Oh, and no one tell Joebob that the Tamagotchi is comming back. Last time he was in mourning when his died. I didn't have the heart to tell it it really wasn't alive. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Oh, and no one tell Joebob that the Tamagotchi is comming back. Rune They are? I still have mine from the first time around.. Although like Joes I doubt it's still breathing. Hmmmmmmmm maybe I could get a few bob on e-bay for an Original first edition Tamagotchi Angel....I'm off to check.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Persephone... Before you ruin the pig, fire up iChat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Persephone... Before you ruin the pig, fire up iChat Berli I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say, but shouldn't it be spelled: rune the pig.Just wanted to help. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Surreal conversations, government contractors, and your tax dollars at work: Me: Hey first sergeant, give a call to base and see what they can do about fixin the heat. 1stSgt: Roger sir, give me a couple of minutes 1stSgt: * On the phone*...Hey this is Bravo Fourth over at Flair, we need someone to come fix the heat...nope, not working at all. Uh, huh. Roger, we'll see ya then. 1stSgt: Said they would be here in a few minutes, sir Me: Okey doke, thanks ---Two hours later--- 1stSgt: Where the hell have you guys been? Contractor: Eh, we just got the call, whats the problem? 1stSgt: Heats AFU Contractor: Whadya mean AFU 1stSgt: It ain't workin Contractor: Ok...we'll go take a look ----45 Minutes later---- Contractor: Ok sir, we're done Me: You are? Contractor: Yep Me: Let me check...I dont feel anything coming out Contractor: Huh? Me: I dont feel anything coming out of the register Contractor: Whaddya mean, I can hear it coming out? Me:Hear what? Contractor: The air...I can hear the air from over hear Me:Air? Contractor:Yes. Me:Air I got, I called you over to fix the heat. Contractor:What? Me:We called you over to fix the heat, not the air. Contractor:Oh Me:What oh... Contractor:Well sir, we only fix the air Me:Whaddya mean you only fix the air Contractor:We only fix the air Me:But the air wasn't broke Contractor: Yeah, it works great Me:Exactly Contractor:Then why did you call about the air? Me:I didn't, I called to get the heat fixed Contractor:Well that's not us, thats the other guys Me:Figured that, what do I need to do? Contractor:Oh thats easy, call base and ask for the repair team GRRRRRRRR!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say, but shouldn't it be spelled: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />rune the pig.Just wanted to help. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Surreal conversations, government contractors, and your tax dollars at work...Welcome to the Suck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say, but shouldn't it be spelled: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />rune the pig.Just wanted to help. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 And this, Ladies and gentlemen of the MBT is why you should give to the Alzheimer's Association in your area. With your help, we can get Joebob to try any different attempt at humor instead of him repeating himself endlessly. With your generous support, maybe someday he will remember to send moves, or what a keyboard is for. On second thought, at his advanced age, there IS only so much modern medical science can do. Carry on... Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by rune: And this, Ladies and gentlemen of the MBT is why you should give to the Alzheimer's Association in your area. With your help, we can get Joebob to try any different attempt at humor instead of him repeating himself endlessly. With your generous support, maybe someday he will remember to send moves, or what a keyboard is for. On second thought, at his advanced age, there IS only so much modern medical science can do. Carry on... Rune I was expanding on a theme ... said theme being a favorite of mine, to wit: "Is rune REALLY stupid or what?" Another is: "rune ... what a maroon." Oh and then ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, is that a big carrot or are you just really happy to see me? And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke. Your parents must be proud. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke.He's in training to take Bauhaus' place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Acey, Acey, Acey, Think about it...without the Navy, you would be....the Army. Equipped with older weapons too! Rune *Thinks*...Nope. NEXT!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke.He's in training to take Bauhaus' place </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: [qb]And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke.He's in training to take Bauhaus' place </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, is that a big carrot or are you just really happy to see me? And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke. Your parents must be proud. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, is that a big carrot or are you just really happy to see me? And in less than five minutes, Boo comes out (not that there;s anything wrong with that) with the obligatory penis joke. Your parents must be proud. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Smoldering brunettes with guns are yummy. 1 x Armalite AR18 1x Colt AR15 3x SKS 3x Mossberg 500A 12 gauge shotguns 1xWinchester .20 gauge auto 1x Custom 30-06 rifle w/scope rebored from mauser 2 x Beretta 92FS 1 x S&W Sigma 9mm 1 x S&W Sigma .40 1 x Ruger .44 Magnum Blackhawk Stainless 1 x Walther PPKS .380 1 x Colt Python .357 1 x Colt Trooper II .357 1 x Colt Cobra .38 1 x 2nd Generation .45 Colt SAA 1 x Ruger Mk II BBL .22 3 x M1 Carbine (2 WW2 vintage, 1 commercial) 1 Colt SAA Sesquincentennial .45 SAA unfired 1 Colt .45 SAA "Sherrif's Model" unfired (with extra cylinder for .44-40) 1 Colt Presentation Cased .44 Walker unfired 1 Wilkerson-Terry 9mm 1 Remington 870 12 gauge Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Even if you're lying I'm still feeling all funny inside. Move to Minnesota and be my gun-moll. Actually it's only a half-lie. I DID have those in my collection and about twice as many more. My dad collected firearms and when he died he left them to me. I've sold them all now though. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Hey, Dalem, I was flipping channels the other night and ended up settling on a station for a few minutes that was showing one of those 'real' police shows. I think it was 'Cops'. They were showing off the gun they'd just confiscated at this drug-dealers place. It was a 12 gauge combat shotgun with a folding stock/pistol grip style thing, mounted with a revolving drum that held 12 shells, and I think they described it as a 'street-sweeper'. I want you to buy one. I think squirrels in the Twin Cities are developing a real attitude, and I think that we could teach some arboreal vermin a real lesson in civility with that thing. Not to mention clearing out huge tracts of 'Lebensraum' in your neighbourhood... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I'm stuck in the studio photographing high school cheerleaders. Is my life hell or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: My dad collected firearms... Kitty Collected? What, did he run the seized property room of the Bureau of F, T & A? That list had more firearms than the Canadian Army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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