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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe </font>

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I've decided, as Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread to form an independent, multipartisan investigatory committee to determine if Boo_Radley EVER knew anything and if so when he forgot it. I don't think there's any question about him knowing anything NOW.

The Committee hearings will be held during the afternoon/evening of Monday, February 23rd in Manyappleless Manysoda. I shall request and require transportation from the Crowne Plaza, 618 Second Avenue South to the meeting place ... to be determined ... please GAWD let it be someplace other than Lar's boat since it'll likely be just a TAD cold. Would I need a gun to go into dalem's neighborhood?

In any case I expect the deliberations to be conducted with the decorm and conciousness of the seriousness of the task as is to be expected from the participants ... or, failing that, just the conciousness of the participants.

Invited to the conclave:

Seanachai

dalem

Lars

Papa Khann

... and anyone else who wants to show up.

I'll need a local coordinator to handle the ... details, who'd like to volunteer then?

Joe

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Originally posted by Elijah Meeks:

[sounds of crickets screaming as they're spiked by the thousands as symbols of defiance to the power of the infidels]

Well by GAWD you have to admire his efforts don't you ... Vlad the Impaler spiked thousands of his enemies ... Meeks spikes crickets, that's just ... so right.

Meeks I hereby invite YOU to the Conclave of Inquiry to be held in Manyappleless ... oh wait, you'd have to get through airport security wouldn't you ... well it was a thought.

Joe

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Hello Darkness my old friend...

I've come to speak with you again...

Because a vision softly creeping...

left its seeds while I was sleeping...

and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains.........

within the Sound Of Silence.

I don't like it down here... Can't understand how Berli puts up with it...

It's hot and boring with nothing to do except toast marshmallows..

I want to break freeeeeeeeeeeee..

God Knows... God Knows.. I want to break freeee..

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

There was a hillbilly named Shaw

Who envied his Ma and his Pa.

To share in their life,

He adopted his wife.

And became his own father-in-law.

Boo_Radley that was pathetic ... coming from you it was, therefore, likely your best effort.

Please don't attempt to post anything even resembling poetry until ... scratch that, unless you can match my peerless, Justicar At The Bar, or even 'Twas the Night of Delivery.

Here's a hint ... you can't so don't even try.

Joe

p.s. I'd have posted one or the other for your education but modesty forbids.

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Originally posted by Kitty:

Lar has a boat? That means he's rich!! I think maybe I've been too hard on him in the past. =)

Hey!!!

I happen to be rich from experience, and I sail the seas of life!!!

That counts for something, doesn't it?

Mace

<font size = 1>yeh, well I've sprung a few leaks at times...but I'm still afloat...sorta!</font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

There was a hillbilly named Shaw

Who envied his Ma and his Pa.

To share in their life,

He adopted his wife.

And became his own father-in-law.

Boo_Radley that was pathetic ... coming from you it was, therefore, likely your best effort.

Please don't attempt to post anything even resembling poetry until ... scratch that, unless you can match my peerless, Justicar At The Bar, or even 'Twas the Night of Delivery.

Here's a hint ... you can't so don't even try.

Joe

p.s. I'd have posted one or the other for your education but modesty forbids. </font>

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Originally posted by Abteilung:

Thanks for the warm welcome.

*shakes head*

:rolleyes:

If I may paraphrase from "The Dragon and the George" ...

"Son," says I to him, "You're in the CessPool now, and the CessPool ACTS like the CessPool or it doesn't ACT at all!"
Warm welcome, he says, rolls his eyes, he does ... SSNs these days ... did it have an email address, it did NOT, did it have even a general location, it did NOT, was it WARNED ... yes it was and it's ways it didn't mend. SSNs these days ...

Joe

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Day One Shoveling, 6" snow:

Yeah! That snow knows it's been shoveled! Kick arse! It makes you feel like a real man to get out here and deal with Nature's attempt to shut us down!

Day Two Shoveling, 8" snow:

Ummm...you know, there's a great sense of satisfaction you get from seeing how clean the sidewalks are, and realize how much easier it is for people to get around

Day Three Shoveling, Final shoveling and after Plow Cleanup:

SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me.

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