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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

So, my laptop is sitting on the tarmac in Fort Worth right now, tantalizingly close yet so far out of reach.

Actually, it's being stolen by a wetback to trade for his day's supply of drugs. And who said there was no justice in the world?

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Originally posted by dalem:

1) Compooter very close to being Strong like Bull.

Q) Planetary nebulae are pretty cool.

VI) CMAK will be installed sometime tonight.

dalem, thou art a godless sycophant with the aggregate tactical skills of a speckle of decaying plant matter withdrawn from the left ear of an eight-week old Scientologist corpse recovered from the bottom of a stagnant, fetid pond. I'd challenge you, but it's obvious you face enough challenges in life as things stand, I don't believe in piling on unless there's a profit to be made. I have picked more sentient matter than you from between my toes. Send me a setup, clown, that I may smite you.*

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Originally posted by dalem:

1) Compooter very close to being Strong like Bull.

Q) Planetary nebulae are pretty cool.

VI) CMAK will be installed sometime tonight.

dalem, thou art a godless sycophant with the aggregate tactical skills of a speckle of decaying plant matter withdrawn from the left ear of an eight-week old Scientologist corpse recovered from the bottom of a stagnant, fetid pond. I'd challenge you, but it's obvious you face enough challenges in life as things stand, I don't believe in piling on unless there's a profit to be made. I have picked more sentient matter than you from between my toes. Send me a setup, clown, that I may smite you.*

Steve

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Originally posted by dalem:

And oh yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I am still younger than Joe, but that's like saying I'm younger than Trilobites.

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Originally posted by dalem:

And oh yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I am still younger than Joe, but that's like saying I'm younger than Trilobites.

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

1) Compooter very close to being Strong like Bull.

Q) Planetary nebulae are pretty cool.

VI) CMAK will be installed sometime tonight.

dalem, thou art a godless sycophant with the aggregate tactical skills of a speckle of decaying plant matter withdrawn from the left ear of an eight-week old Scientologist corpse recovered from the bottom of a stagnant, fetid pond. I'd challenge you, but it's obvious you face enough challenges in life as things stand, I don't believe in piling on unless there's a profit to be made. I have picked more sentient matter than you from between my toes. Send me a setup, clown, that I may smite you.*

Steve </font>

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

1) Compooter very close to being Strong like Bull.

Q) Planetary nebulae are pretty cool.

VI) CMAK will be installed sometime tonight.

dalem, thou art a godless sycophant with the aggregate tactical skills of a speckle of decaying plant matter withdrawn from the left ear of an eight-week old Scientologist corpse recovered from the bottom of a stagnant, fetid pond. I'd challenge you, but it's obvious you face enough challenges in life as things stand, I don't believe in piling on unless there's a profit to be made. I have picked more sentient matter than you from between my toes. Send me a setup, clown, that I may smite you.*

Steve </font>

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First, let me say:

Happy Birthday, v42below, you bloody thirst maniac!

Next, let me say:

Happy Belated Birthday, Dalem! I would prefer in the future, though, that you have your Birthday on a day when I am not at a Memorial Service.

That said, what chance this Saturday that we could do something to celebrate your birthday?

(sorry, v42below, but I can't get together with you to celebrate your birthday, because you live in Pulpy Green Fruit Land. Dalem lives here in my town, so I can get together with him to make him feel more miserable.)

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First, let me say:

Happy Birthday, v42below, you bloody thirst maniac!

Next, let me say:

Happy Belated Birthday, Dalem! I would prefer in the future, though, that you have your Birthday on a day when I am not at a Memorial Service.

That said, what chance this Saturday that we could do something to celebrate your birthday?

(sorry, v42below, but I can't get together with you to celebrate your birthday, because you live in Pulpy Green Fruit Land. Dalem lives here in my town, so I can get together with him to make him feel more miserable.)

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Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

And oh yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I am still younger than Joe, but that's like saying I'm younger than Trilobites.

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. </font>
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Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

And oh yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I am still younger than Joe, but that's like saying I'm younger than Trilobites.

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. </font>
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