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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

*Twitch*

M'Lady, you really should see a specialist about that....</font>
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Originally posted by rleete:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

*giggles and twirls hair while thinking up silly drama to start*

Drama Queen! Ya gotta admit, it was a pretty decent parody from an outsider's point of view. </font>
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Originally posted by Noba:

Dear Mace.

My team WON.

Your team LOST.

Ahhh but there's some good come of it. Geelong has a difficult time at Subiaco oval, hence I chose West Coast in the work Footy Tipping! w00t!

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

Ahhh but there's some good come of it. Geelong has a difficult time at Subiaco oval, hence I chose West Coast in the work Footy Tipping! w00t!

Mace

Posting gibberish again, Mace? How typical.

In other news, to all of you who owe me a turn (and your name is Legion... or Skippy as the case may be) I say Fie, on thee! Fie and fie, again!!

And in even other news. Last Tuesday and Wednesday, the temp was in the high 60's to low 70's (to the ferrign contingent, that's mid hectares to inner sanctum), today there is an inch of snow on the ground with another to come.

I hate you all.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

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Notice how the weather patterns are changing in this area, especially in the Perth, Victoria Park area, where the once sunny, fine weather is nearly over.

Omigawd. The New Yerker posted a part-truth. Imbecile. That was after we got dumped on MIGHTILY on friday. Only managed to push the mercury to 15.4C.

Of course, it's all put down to Global Warming; and whom is the greatest polluter/contributer...?? The good old SelfimportantSelfinterestonly good old USA.

So, blame yourselves.

Noba.

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Originally posted by Stuka:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

No. It sucks to be you. Pineapple pervert.

Noba.

Hey! Thats nice and warm pineapple pervert to you, pal...

15.4C....... hahahaaaaaaa

loser....... </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

Sigh. Send a setup - Cane Toad lover. You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Noba.

So......... Queenslandersers... ers... whatever... are all tall, strapping affable people with clear eyes, fetching smiles and dripping charisma?

Somehow, I really, really doubt that.

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Originally posted by Noba:

You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Grrrrrr.

Now there was no calling for that level of insult.

Insinuating that Stuka is like Boo. Totally uncalled for. tsk tsk.

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Grrrrrr.

Now there was no calling for that level of insult.

Insinuating that Stuka is like Boo. Totally uncalled for. tsk tsk.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Sigh. Send a setup - Cane Toad lover. You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Noba.

So......... Queenslandersers... ers... whatever... are all tall, strapping affable people with clear eyes, fetching smiles and dripping charisma?</font>
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Sigh. Send a setup - Cane Toad lover. You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Noba.

So......... Queenslandersers... ers... whatever... are all bald, cash-strapped despicable people with crossed eyes, piles and drooping bottom lips?

Somehow, I really, really knew that. </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Grrrrrr.

Now there was no calling for that level of insult.

Insinuating that Stuka is like Boo. Totally uncalled for. tsk tsk.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Sigh. Send a setup - Cane Toad lover. You Queenslanders are the OZ version of Ohians.

Noba.

So......... Queenslandersers... ers... whatever... are all bald, cash-strapped despicable people with crossed eyes, piles and drooping bottom lips?

Somehow, I really, really knew that. </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I confess. Changing another's post is something I do all the time because I am as lame and witless as a retarded duck.

Well, well. It's good that you have finally come clean. At least now there can be a reconciliation before you are put to death.

Michael

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And then there's Emrys. But then there's always Emrys, isn't there? Pity. But we've come to expect you. Michael. A person whose unlimited potential turned out to be quite limited after all. Someone who, unable to spark any original creativity himself, hangs on the dubiously creative coattails of someone else.

And an Australian, to boot. Which is not a bad idea.

Hey, Noba! Is that a full tinny I see lying on the ground over there? Why not pick it up and see if it's still cold?

<big><big>BOOT!!!</BIG></BIG>

Much like yourself, Michael, sometimes it's just too damn simple.

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I'm sorry I haven't been here of late ... as I mentioned I was gone for two weeks, followed by gone for another week and I'm home, but with a local meeting most of next week.

But in truth ... I'm just too depressed ... Jen filed for divorce ... Brad/Jen is no more ... it's hard to find humor in times like these.

Luckily there's always Boo Radley ... his antics when he's trying to be Normal always bring a smile ... but still ... no more Brad/Jen.

There IS, however, Silent Hunter III ... which is a fine, fine game ... I wonder if Brad/Jen would have played it?

Joe

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A musical, in honor of our long-absent-yet-now-returned Utaxian Justicar.

JoeShawklahoma

Scene I, Act I

(The curtain rises on a scene of a vast wasteland of nothing - a flat, dusty, featureless plain that stretches from horizon to horizon, unbroken except for occasional piles of half-eaten Whitman Sampler chocolates and a dog-eared copy of "How To Win Friends and Influence People".

This is clearly JoeShawklahoma.)

(Enter Country Bumpkin dressed in ratty half-buttoned overalls, straw hat, and little else. He looks likes he was probably raised in Ohio.)

(Country Bumpkin explores left nostril thoroughly, then points to horizon.)

Country Bumpkin (Loudly): Look out, Ma! Looks like there's a bi-i-i-i-g storm a-comin'! That can happen here in

(Country Bumpkin turns to audience and sings:)

JoeSha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-wklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping out Joe's mouth!

Where the words are dull

The fun is null

And his posts cause everybody pa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain!

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That's all I really have so far.

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Scene I, Act I

(The curtain rises on a scene of a vast wasteland of nothing - a flat, dusty, featureless plain that stretches from horizon to horizon, unbroken except for occasional piles of half-eaten Whitman Sampler chocolates and a dog-eared copy of "How To Win Friends and Influence People".

This is clearly JoeShawklahoma.)

Actually it's CLEARLY Midland, Texas ... I know this from personal experience, I only wish I'd thought to take a photo, I even had my camera.

I was driving from Lubbock to Midland and right there on, I presume, the city limits of Midland, Texas was a LARGE SIGN. Opon the sign was a greeting using the names of the two most famous inhabitants of Midland, to wit (or some portion thereof):

Welcome to Midland, Texas, Hometown of President George W. and Laura Bush

Now politics aside, I can certainly understand why Midland would choose to brag about being the hometown of a President, not too many cities can claim that.

HOWEVER, it might have made a greater impression and been more awe inspiring ... had there been ONE SINGLE HOUSE IN VIEW OF THE SIGN! Were it not for the oil pump half a mile away you'd swear that the residents of Midland had decided to return the town to it's glory days ... before PEOPLE SHOWED UP.

Midland is a hole, watch the film "Friday Night Lights" and you'll see SOMETHING of what I mean ... but even then you won't understand the vast sprawl of NOTHINGNESS that is Midland.

Did I mention that Brad/Jen are getting a divorce?

Joe

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