Noba Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: *...a wanton breeze wafts in from some untold distance the faint sound of a pulsing drum...* Michael Please describe in 200 words or less... How the hell, (sorry Berli) can a breeze be "Wanton" ?? or "wanton", even.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Ohmigog and magog. looks blearily around That was amazing! Are these my hands? Where did the penguins go? pulls underwear away from where it's slipped down over one eye... Am I Pope, yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 What the hell time is it, anyway? Has my watch stopped? Have I suddenly been transported half a day into the future? NO? You mean Seanachai is awake (allegedly) and online during daylight hours? Is this yet another sign of the Apocalypso? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You mean Seanachai is awake (allegedly) and online during daylight hours? Is this yet another sign of the Apocalypso? Shut yer pie hole and get me a beer, Cardinal Boo! Where's me bloody training mitre? Damn thing keeps falling off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: My votes for sale. You wouldn't happen to have any more of those jacuzzi's available would you? Hmm...Speedy's vote... Okay, you get the jacuzzi, but without the maidens. And the champagne will not be a vintage year, but it will be French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Where's me bloody training mitre? Damn thing keeps falling off... Oh, that thing was a hat? It was all green and herbal looking, so I decided to smoke it. I thought it was a mitre joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Where's me bloody training mitre? Damn thing keeps falling off... Oh, that thing was a hat? It was all green and herbal looking, so I decided to smoke it.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Bumping this crap thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread is firmly and unequivoc ... uneqiviol ... without doubt FOR the acension of Seanachai to the throne of Peter.Joe, you get the maidens I didn't hand over to Speedy. Try not to bore them to tears. Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Then we could crucify him upside down, how cool would THAT be! Joe Did you know that I'm actually taller when crucified upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Bumping this crap thread. Michael, are you simply lost, or are you channeling my inebriation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Roight! One more, even one more joke like that, and I'm putting the boot in. Ohhh, you're no FUN anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I object. Just on general principals. Not that I really have any, I just heard that it's the thing to say. Exactly what I object to is an entirely different matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 You don't have to tell us you have no principals. We knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Hey, it takes a lot of effort to be completely unprincipaled. If you aren't careful, one slips in, and the whole thing just doesn't work. It's those general ones that are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: I object. Just on general principals. Not that I really have any, I just heard that it's the thing to say. Exactly what I object to is an entirely different matter. If you're objecting to my ascension to the Papacy, then: SILENCE, UNBELIEVER! If you're simply objecting about nothing in particular, it's not as if we haven't already found you objectionable beyond belief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Then we could crucify him upside down, how cool would THAT be! Joe Did you know that I'm actually taller when crucified upside down? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Well, someone sure enough got up from their nap acting like Mr. Cranky-Pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Hey, it takes a lot of effort to be completely unprincipaled. If you aren't careful, one slips in, and the whole thing just doesn't work. It's those general ones that are the worst. Hush up, you, and get to brewing more mead! GIMME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Not until I get the AAR of the last one. Seanie, babe. I Don't object to your ascension. Just to you. Ascend all you want, shorty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you know that I'm actually taller when crucified upside down? What, you point your toes at the ceiling or somefink? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: Seanie, babe. I Don't object to your ascension. Just to you. Ascend all you want, shorty. Stop objecting to me immediately, or there will be no cushy, corrupt, Church delivered plums coming your way when I am Pope. Witness the carrot. Now for the stick: I will have you declared the new Joseph, your wife the Virgin incarnate, and your son the Messiah. If you think what's happening in Rome is a zoo, wait and see what that does to up-State New York and your life-style, you tosser. The True Believers will be carving chunks off the Tiger tank to take home with them to their hovels in the shadow of the cathedrals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 What on earth is going on here? A Pope doesn’t get crucified upside down or not… that is reserved for better men (or bog standard criminals)… now I (& Peng) have no problem with Seanachai becoming Pope to this false religion (quite fitting really the false gawd becoming head of a false religion, I mean those Catholics don’t even have a moral stance on Canadians!) but as to getting crucified! I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again if anyone is going to get horribly butchered & killed around here it’ll be me & no-one bloody else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Stop objecting to me immediately, or blah, blah I guess that means no campaign to have gnomes exterminated from the face of the earth? No euthanasia programs for short, pudgy, self-absorbed elves? Damn, I guess I shouldn't have started that thread on the other forum. Nah. P.S. If you think there is even the remotest chance my wife is a virgin, you are deluded. I believe the phrase "randy as a goat" is applicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: P.S. If you think there is even the remotest chance my wife is a virgin, you are deluded. I believe the phrase "randy as a goat" is applicable. Oh dear. Then I fear we have found our Father of Pies and his child, the AntiGnome! So...an AAR of your mead you require, eh? FINE! I'll be back! *sheesh! The things you have to do to get some good mead these days...* [ April 07, 2005, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: P.S. If you think there is even the remotest chance my wife is a virgin, you are deluded. I believe the phrase "randy as a goat" is applicable. Do not speak of the potential future BVM that way, you vulgar little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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